Rat: At this time, I am not.

The Judge: While that's an intriguing idea, probably not. I think that most rappers suck....and I wouldn't want them at my funeral. As for the ho's I've known....well....there's a reason I don't talk to many of them anymore. hahaha, I bet a few of them would spit on my grave given the chance.

3/21/2008 1:22:12 PM

At the bar

Favorite beer:

Favorite liquor drink:

Favorite shot:

3/21/2008 1:24:06 PM

EMCE, have you told me your were getting married? Isn't that what it means when you say you have a fiencé?

3/21/2008 1:25:02 PM

EMCE, do you think cycling beta adrenenergics (like ephedrine and adderall) with non- beta adrenergics like thermorexin or cardio breeze (both using adenosine mediating methyxanthine combinations) would greatly enhance effects while minimizing down regulation of metabolic and stimulant effects for me?

3/21/2008 1:25:19 PM

^^ yes, I think I mentioned it. No biggie

^ I do not know your medical history sir. You'll have to further elaborate.

3/21/2008 1:29:42 PM

Currently on a bulking cycle.

Looking to gain 20lbs to hit 210lbs at around 9%bf and 6"2 tall.

Will be taking aiding supplements such as creatine, glutamine, arginine, BCAA's, multi vitamins through out the course.

3/21/2008 1:36:54 PM

I'm not entirely sure. You may want to ask my associate eleusis to gain better insight.

3/21/2008 1:38:20 PM

EMCE,
What should I do with my life? I'm kinda in a limbo right now. Help me out!

Love,
sawahash

3/21/2008 1:46:01 PM

sawahash, you should go back to school and then apply for an internship

that way, you're working and getting your education. upon graduation, you will probably already have a job

3/21/2008 1:49:48 PM

OH I'm already doing that...I'm talking about the OTHER things in my life

3/21/2008 1:51:54 PM

oh, very good then. please explain more (PM if necessary)

3/21/2008 1:53:19 PM

Ah, well actually let me change my question.


Dear EMCE,

Could you please tell me my future? I'm very curious to know it! Thanks sooooo much!!!!

Love,
sawahash

3/21/2008 1:54:41 PM

I'll try my best.

You will get older
you will work for a while
you will eventually die




sorry, that's the best I could do

3/21/2008 1:56:08 PM

actually....that's all I wanted to know! Thanks!!!

3/21/2008 1:56:36 PM

3/21/2008 1:58:16 PM

Good Friday

I've had enough mysticism for today, thanks

fortune cookies at lunch

3/21/2008 2:03:03 PM

Hello Nick

3/21/2008 2:05:17 PM

EMCE when are we going to get married?

3/21/2008 2:14:57 PM

could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

3/21/2008 2:15:13 PM

^^ later

^ yes, he could. he would also be able to eat it. Are you having trouble understanding how? Well, I'll explain it to you. It's God. He knows more than you do. He knows how to do shit that you can't even comprehend. Because he's God.

3/21/2008 2:18:02 PM

EMCE, did you have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky?

3/21/2008 2:20:25 PM

Define sexual relations

3/21/2008 2:21:27 PM

I'll have to ask you first to define "is".

3/21/2008 2:23:38 PM

what is your favorite pic from my photo gallery?

3/21/2008 2:28:54 PM

^^ is = to be

^

3/21/2008 2:50:17 PM

ewww

3/21/2008 3:26:14 PM

such is life

3/21/2008 3:37:36 PM

hahaha dagreenone is from way out in the country where i lived in high school

also i dont think i knew that emce was getting married.

3/21/2008 3:44:30 PM

hey dagreenone,
is puppy jealous that you are all up in teh guts of a different heifer

[Edited on March 21, 2008 at 3:47 PM. Reason : sorry puppy, i dont really think you are a heifer]

3/21/2008 3:47:08 PM

no, I'm not jealous. I did not like palpating cows the first time I had to do it, and I'd rather he do it, not me.

3/21/2008 4:19:36 PM

^^^ Its not that countryish anymore, hell fuquay is starting to scare me into becoming the next cary.

^^ Naw I don't mind, same if she was all over some bull or something.

3/21/2008 4:22:36 PM

Quote :

"At the bar Favorite beer: Favorite liquor drink: Favorite shot: "

Red Stripe
Long Island
Jager

3/21/2008 6:51:45 PM

3/21/2008 6:52:40 PM

sorry about that. I glossed of that and missed it

3/21/2008 6:53:10 PM

What professor at NC State did you like the best?

3/21/2008 6:53:35 PM

Quote :

"Its not that countryish anymore, hell fuquay is starting to scare me into becoming the next cary."

you're out of your mind. we are talking about the same willow springs, right?

they just got their first stoplight at 42 and hilltop, and thats still miles from where im from.

3/21/2008 6:53:37 PM

how awesome is my girlfriend?

3/21/2008 6:54:05 PM

At NCSU I liked Dr. James Kalat the best. I had him for bio psych.

^ Saps, she's a pretty cool girl. I like her. Always been nice (to me at least)

3/21/2008 6:54:25 PM

You leave for a deserted island in the morning

you have a boombox, and a choice of any 3 cds to take with you



WHAT 3 CDS?

3/21/2008 6:55:36 PM

Sade
The roots
John Coltrane



I might be by myself on this island, but that's no reason not to feel sexy, cool, and relaxed

3/21/2008 6:57:01 PM

^^^^^ and I'm talking about fuquay which is two miles from the willow spring limits.

(I live at that intersection, it was cool to see the stoplight at night)

3/21/2008 6:58:43 PM

Sade Lovers Rock?



Favorite day of the week?

3/21/2008 7:00:24 PM

Yes

And I think my favorite day of the week is saturday. Not only do I usually not have to work, but people seem to be a bit more mellow and relaxed on saturday.

3/21/2008 7:02:29 PM

Any superhuman power you want

3/21/2008 7:03:37 PM

I secretly wish that I could teleport

3/21/2008 7:05:26 PM

Quote :

"Sade"

you had me at hello

3/21/2008 7:09:41 PM

Quote :

"(I live at that intersection, it was cool to see the stoplight at night)"

where do you live? (pm if youre skurd). i lived down at the end of panther lake. actually you may know the guy jeff from out there who died last month in a wreck he lived next door to me growing up, i drove all the way out there when i heard about it. shit was sad

3/21/2008 7:53:29 PM

4 best people to ever be on the cast of SNL?

3/21/2008 7:54:38 PM

favorite date with your gf so far?

3/21/2008 7:56:50 PM

^^

Eddie Murphy
Kevin Nealon
Horatio Sanz (love that guy)
Chris Rock



^ I would say Busch Gardens, but you weren't my girlfriend then.
So I'm going to say one of the times we went fishing....even though that wasn't a date

3/21/2008 7:57:46 PM