Hahaha, or I could get them a keg of non-acoholic beer and watch as they all get "tottally trashed man!" and laugh at them all while I drink my real beer.

3/30/2008 12:20:04 PM

i did that once when i lived on brent rd.

had a fresh iced keg of yuengling for the norms
had a 3 month old flat half-filled keg of warm bud light for the random freshies


best way to get rid of stale beer ever
and the dumb broads had no clue.

3/30/2008 12:28:52 PM

its pretty rad to call girls broads

3/30/2008 12:29:48 PM

I could never stand those bitches, even when I was a freshmen, fuck that shit.

3/30/2008 12:30:47 PM

i enjoy the term for those underage dolts who have yet to speak enough to earn the title bitches

3/30/2008 12:32:10 PM

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"If you're having an apartment party here's what will go down. Cops will probably only show up if noise is being made. They'll knock on your door. And here's what most people don't realize. You don't have to open it. If they see what appear to be underage (especially if they look under 18) people inside they then have the authority to enter your apartment. After they knock on your door, simply quiet the noise, and ask who it is through the door. They'll say it's the police. You say, "Can I help you?". They'll say something like, "Can you open the door please?" Now, notice that it's a request. You can say no. The rest of the conversation should go something like this. you: "No sir, I can't. Can I help you though?" PO: "We've been receiving noise complaints about this apartment" you: "I'm very sorry officer, we'll be sure to keep it down. Thank you." Then you're done, and you walk away. People on average have a tendency to do whatever an authority figure tells them to or asks them to. Just keep in mind, that in many cases you don't have to. Like opening the door. Just be polite and courteous as you can, while still maintaining your rights. ALSO IMPORTANT. Police have what's called a reverse peephole lens that lets them look through the peephole in your door and see inside your apartment. They are allowed to do this. It's kind of like looking through your window. So put some tape over that mother! You may now throw a successful apartment/hotel party."

This sounds like a sure fire way to get arrested.

3/30/2008 12:57:49 PM

pwnt

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"Brunswick County Sheriff Indicted With Embezzlement, Obstruction DA: Brunswick County sheriff temporarily suspended Posted: Today at 12:45 p.m. Updated: 1 minute ago BOLIVA, N.C. — Brunswick County Sheriff Ronald Hewett faces more than a dozen years in prison following his indictment on charges of embezzlement by a public official and obstruction of justice. The Star-News of Wilmington reports the indictment was handed up on Monday. A previously scheduled hearing on whether he should be removed from office was rescheduled for May 5. Hewett has been sheriff since 1994. He was temporarily suspended from office last week after Brunswick County District Attorney Rex Gore took action on a petition filed by sheriff's department employees. The petition sought Hewett's suspension on grounds that include willful or habitual neglect or refusal to perform duties of his office, willful misconduct or maladministration in office, and extortion."

3/31/2008 2:52:57 PM