2!

3/29/2008 2:30:15 PM

Quote :

"Also... "Do you even remember my name?""

i'm so bad with names i usually don't

3/29/2008 2:31:06 PM

i'm not 20, i'm 8

3/29/2008 2:33:20 PM

I've also gotten the pre-hookup "what's my name?" question.

"You don't even know my last name. Come on, what is it??

Stanton?

Nope, Denton.

Fuck...I was pretty close."

3/29/2008 2:34:05 PM

wow this blew up

3/29/2008 2:49:49 PM

3/29/2008 2:52:37 PM

"I sure enjoy sex a lot more now that I'm a girl"

3/29/2008 3:08:30 PM

You're gorgeous. I could just sit here and stare at you all day.














I hope our son looks just like you.

3/29/2008 3:51:12 PM

"i'm still bleeding, can you take me to the emergency room?"

3/30/2008 5:14:10 PM

"this video we made is going straight on TWW"

3/30/2008 5:19:21 PM

"oh before i go, would you buy a box of cookies? my school is having a fundraiser and..."

3/30/2008 5:36:56 PM

"Don't get the wrong idea, I never do this."

BULLFUCKINGSHIT

3/30/2008 5:45:32 PM

"good morning"

3/30/2008 5:52:29 PM

"Do you remember my name?"

"No."

"Do you remember my phone number?"

"No"

"Okay good, have fun with the silly AIDS!"

3/30/2008 6:07:08 PM

"Does this mean I'm your girlfriend now?"

3/30/2008 7:27:38 PM

who cares what they say in the morning


you should have already sent her home by then

3/30/2008 7:28:27 PM

Quote :

"once i went with a girl to get it i told her i needed to pick up some envelopes, ill meet her in the pharmacy and just walked out of cvs im an asshole "

they sell it at CVS now ? .... wow ....

3/30/2008 7:32:58 PM

text message I received:

"oh I finally went to the urgent care since you apparently hurt me the other night, he wrote an RX for lube"

my response:

"oh my bad, lol"

3/30/2008 7:36:47 PM

^^yea you can get it there now no script needed

3/30/2008 7:39:51 PM

I'm diamondace.

3/30/2008 7:41:25 PM

I need to get laid.

3/30/2008 7:42:53 PM

"have you ever heard of the wolf web?"

3/30/2008 7:53:13 PM

"have you ever heard of the wolf web?"

3/30/2008 7:54:08 PM

Happy Mothers Day bitch

3/30/2008 7:54:08 PM

Quote :

"Don't get the wrong idea, I never do this."

3/30/2008 8:00:12 PM

Quote :

"Don't get the wrong idea, I never do this."

i always call them out on that bullshit.. i'm like a. i'm not that good looking b. i dont have that much game and c. you weren't THAT drunk... the only conclusion can be that you're a whore

3/30/2008 8:01:06 PM

also

Quote :

" shit, i told myself I wouldnt do this again "

[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 8:02 PM. Reason : nt]

3/30/2008 8:02:06 PM

"So what are your thoughts about marriage"

3/30/2008 8:02:28 PM

"Hey come over here and smell this bottle GHB before I drop you off on your porch"

[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 8:14 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2008 8:04:16 PM

Get me some breakfast, bitch

3/30/2008 8:05:29 PM

i'm 18, i'm 12 congradulations your now now pedobear approved (someone post the pic plz)

3/30/2008 8:08:41 PM

if a fuck a chick that's pedobear approved, no way I'm hanging around till morning


[Edited on March 30, 2008 at 8:12 PM. Reason : /]

3/30/2008 8:12:19 PM