all i know is any mother fucker that lights shit on fire in his beard is alright with me.

4/1/2008 3:45:49 PM

pirate hero



viking hero



pirates win

4/1/2008 3:46:57 PM

Quote :

"i wouldnt think that grammar would play into a debate between the two groups"

Sure it would. We're both going to be brought up on rape charges, which group do you feel will better defend themselves?


You pirates can go to a Royal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison for all I care. Sure you'll have Keira Knightley, but the only reason you like her is because she looks like a little boy in the first place.

4/1/2008 3:48:02 PM

How many albums did Blackbeard sell?

End of discussion.

4/1/2008 4:00:05 PM

http://www.myspace.com/captaindan








[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 4:16 PM. Reason : embed]

4/1/2008 4:05:49 PM

Captain Dan will never top this:

http://www.vikingkittens.com/

4/1/2008 4:18:15 PM

hahah yeah right!

4/1/2008 4:26:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

4/1/2008 5:03:38 PM

More like butt pirates.

4/11/2008 7:27:40 PM

Top this:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_dutch_ship

4/11/2008 7:43:49 PM

4/11/2008 8:09:36 PM

YAAAARRRRRRRR

4/11/2008 8:41:31 PM

To hell with pirates.

4/22/2008 8:26:55 PM

not this shit again

4/22/2008 8:27:22 PM

4/22/2008 8:35:11 PM

Quote :

"Ibn Fadlan's account A 10th century Arab Muslim writer named Ahmad ibn Fadlan produced a description of a funeral of a Scandinavian, probably Swedish, chieftain who was on an expedition on the eastern route. The account is a unique source on the ceremonies surrounding the Viking funeral, of a chieftain or king. The dead chieftain was put in a temporary grave which was covered for ten days until they had sewn new clothes for him. One of his thrall women volunteered to join him in the afterlife and she was guarded day and night, being given a great amount of intoxicating drinks while she sang happily. When the time had arrived for cremation, they pulled his longship ashore and put it on a platform of wood, and they made a bed for the dead chieftain on the ship. Thereafter, an old woman referred to as the "Angel of Death" put cushions on the bed. She was responsible for the ritual. Then they disinterred the chieftain and gave him new clothes. In his grave, he received intoxicating drinks, fruits and a stringed instrument. The chieftain was put into his bed with all his weapons and grave offerings around him. Then they had two horses run themselves sweaty, cut them to pieces, and threw the meat into the ship. Finally, they sacrificed a hen and a cock. Meanwhile, the thrall girl went from one tent to the other and had sexual intercourse with the men. Every man told her "tell your master that I did this because of my love to him". In the afternoon, they moved the thrall girl to something that looked like a door frame, where she was lifted on the palms of the men three times. Every time, the girl told of what she saw. The first time, she saw her father and mother, the second time, she saw all her relatives, and the third time she saw her master in the afterworld. There, it was green and beautiful and together with him, she saw men and young boys. She saw that her master beckoned for her. By using intoxicating drinks, they thought to put the thrall girl in an ecstatic trance that made her psychic and through the symbolic action with the door frame, she would then see into the realm of the dead. The same ritual also appears in the Icelandic short story Völsa þáttr where two pagan Norwegian men lift the lady of the household over a door frame to help her look into the otherworld. Thereafter, the thrall girl was taken away to the ship. She removed her bracelets and gave them to the old woman. Thereafter she removed her finger rings and gave them to the old woman's daughters, who had guarded her. Then they took her aboard the ship, but they did not allow her to enter the tent where the dead chieftain lay. The girl received several vessels of intoxicating drinks and she sang and bid her friends farewell. Then the girl was pulled into the tent and the men started to beat on the shields so her screams could not be heard. Six men entered into the tent to have intercourse with the girl, after which they put her onto her master's bed. Two men grabbed her hands, and two men her wrists. The angel of death put a rope around her neck and while two men pulled the rope, the old woman stabbed the girl between her ribs with a knife. Thereafter, the relatives of the dead chieftain arrived with a burning torch and set the ship aflame. It is said that the fire facilitates the voyage to the realm of the dead, but unfortunately, the account does not tell to which realm the deceased was to go. Afterwards, a round barrow was built over the ashes and in the centre of the mound they erected a staff of birch wood, where they carved the names of the dead chieftain and his king. Then they departed in their ships."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_funeral#Ibn_Fadlan.27s_account

Vikings had gang rape at funerals. Beat that.

5/6/2008 3:32:53 PM

pirates cause funerals after our gang rapes

5/6/2008 3:36:11 PM

after your gang bro rapes.

5/6/2008 3:42:12 PM

no, we have wenches


[no homo] goin on

5/6/2008 3:53:03 PM

The wenches are just a convenient ruse.

You probably share clothes with them when you're out sailing around.

5/6/2008 3:56:14 PM

this thread needs more boobies and less queer talk

5/6/2008 3:56:59 PM

who has dressed women on a boat?

5/6/2008 3:58:29 PM

A bunch of sodomite pirates.

I don't understand how you misunderstood that.

5/6/2008 4:00:10 PM

you're the one talkin about women wearing clothes on boats


you know a clothed woman makes the sea angry right?

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 4:02 PM. Reason : women don't wear much on the boats I'm on]

5/6/2008 4:01:49 PM

I'm sure that you and your crew are a bunch of clothes horses who go shopping with these "wenches" and then head back to the ship for Sex in the City and appletinis.

5/6/2008 4:14:08 PM

can you make those with rum or tequila?

I don't think so, so NO!

5/6/2008 4:15:14 PM

So what do guys do, just daquiris and body shots of Malibu?

5/6/2008 4:16:53 PM

lots of rum and coke

thats what us pirates do


and shots of tequila

5/6/2008 4:19:06 PM

Bacardi and diet, right?

5/6/2008 4:20:01 PM

lol no, what do vikings drink anyway?


we drink sailor jerry or barbarossa lol


and I said coke, not diet coke

5/6/2008 4:22:57 PM

Mead and pirate blood.

Sometimes a Red Bull here and there.

5/6/2008 4:25:16 PM

haha

where would a viking acquire pirate blood, must be fake


lol red bull puts pirates to sleep

5/6/2008 4:26:30 PM

I friggin <3 tequila.

Truce?

5/6/2008 5:43:26 PM