that would not be incorrect

4/5/2008 6:00:11 PM

*Sigh*

4/5/2008 6:00:40 PM

Thinking about this has me all worried. I have a head full of bad thoughts, and I've started drinking to calm myself. WTF

4/5/2008 6:01:13 PM

look at it like this. if she is not preggers then yay. if she is, then get ready to know this bitch the rest of your life.

4/5/2008 6:01:56 PM

welcome to the rest of your life.

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 6:02 PM. Reason : in regards to drinking to alleviate anxiety and dull the retardedness of things]

4/5/2008 6:01:56 PM

It was such a mistake, she said she was catholic so she didnt want me using a condom and she doesnt take birth control. I thought that was weird but I was drunk.

She was an artistic chick, I met her at a gallery last night during First Friday. She knew a lot about wine and plants.

4/5/2008 6:06:55 PM

ah yes, the catholic girl who is into religion enough to not use birth control, but not enough to not fuck guys she doesn't know.

i see those all the time.

4/5/2008 6:08:19 PM

the judge and amsterdam aliases are used by the same person(s) hahaha

4/5/2008 6:08:54 PM

ADD TO MY TOPICS

4/5/2008 6:09:36 PM

I have a feeling this is yet another thread where us guys are telling too much info the women

4/5/2008 6:10:06 PM

well this thread just went into the bullshit realm really quick.

4/5/2008 6:10:36 PM

it was bs the whole while, per my first post explains why.

4/5/2008 6:11:30 PM

paging theDuke.

4/5/2008 6:13:09 PM

dude...the odds that you got her pregnant on the first try are like 1/4 probably

4/5/2008 6:13:55 PM

nice try at blowing stats out your ass, dnl

4/5/2008 6:15:39 PM

well obviously it cant be above 50%...i guess a more realistic chance is like 36%

4/5/2008 6:18:52 PM

I don't know if I'm up for the bars tonight, but I don't want to be alone.

4/5/2008 6:21:40 PM

^^you might want to drop it

if they're both currently fertile, the chances are damn good. wrong time of month, chances are about zero. this is why you hang around long enough to take her to the pharmacy, B.

^you've got 72 hours for that morning-after pill

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 6:22 PM. Reason : ^^]

4/5/2008 6:21:44 PM

Plan B ftw.

4/5/2008 6:22:35 PM

^^i would think she either could get preggers or could not get preggers...which is 50 percent....but doesnt a woman like only obulate like 7 days a month or so? i would think that lowers the percentage

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 6:25 PM. Reason :lol ]

4/5/2008 6:23:22 PM

I thought of that, but if she won't take birth control or use condoms I don't think she would do it. I'm just hoping if I don't think about it it will go away.

4/5/2008 6:32:29 PM

probably will...does she know where you live etc?

4/5/2008 6:37:11 PM

yeah man look

dont start fretting until she finds you and is all "im late"

untill then, you're good!

4/5/2008 6:37:57 PM

No we went back to her place, when I woke up I realized what had happened, so I got dressed and left.

4/5/2008 6:38:18 PM

sounds like it should be ok long as you never see her again...if she cant find you shes shit out of luck and either has a kid or needs to get an abortion


you know, just in case that 36 percent chance of her actually even getting preggers happens

4/5/2008 6:39:36 PM

of all the times i've gotten a girl pregnant

it's never been when i worried about it.

4/5/2008 6:43:39 PM

She was a nice girl, but I don't want to get married right now.

4/5/2008 6:45:19 PM

fuck her man...shes the slut that wanted your cock last night...if she got pregnant thats her fault

4/5/2008 6:46:12 PM

Quote :

"^^i would think she either could get preggers or could not get preggers...which is 50 percent....but doesnt a woman like only obulate like 7 days a month or so? i would think that lowers the percentage"

ok wow.

fyi, (because drunknloaded, it sounds like you were asleep during health class), a woman OVULATES about 2 weeks before she gets her period. when she OVULATES, the woman is considered at her most fertile point in the month. when she is on her period and right after, is when she is the least fertile.

4/5/2008 6:54:48 PM

4/5/2008 6:55:36 PM

so sounds like out of 31 days of a month only 14 of them (less than 50 percent) shes fertile...odds are in his favor that she doesnt get preggers...plus hopefully she showers and washes his sperm out

4/5/2008 6:56:10 PM

ps - a girl's full cycle (for a month) is 28 days, not 31. think of it being like february every month and minus a leap year.

4/5/2008 6:57:35 PM

february: The monday of months

4/5/2008 6:58:35 PM

Quote :

"so sounds like out of 31 days of a month only 14 of them (less than 50 percent) shes fertile...odds are in his favor that she doesnt get preggers...plus hopefully she showers and washes his sperm out"

ok damn either you're on a roll or i'm on a roll

sperm can live up for up to 3 or 4 days. so even if she "washes" it out which would mean she could possibly hurt herself in the process, those little fuckers could find a way to an egg.

4/5/2008 6:59:37 PM

drunknloaded, i would suggest you catch up on this tonight:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstruation

4/5/2008 7:01:04 PM

I don't like thinking about this, I'm getting close to drunk, and I've smoked a good half dozen cigarettes. Just when things were starting to go my way....

4/5/2008 7:03:24 PM

i hear douching tends to wash sperm into the cervix

4/5/2008 7:03:48 PM

women are so icky

4/5/2008 7:04:38 PM

douching also gives girls yeast infections because it causes an inbalance.

4/5/2008 7:06:23 PM

how expensive is plan b? I'm thinking I could go back to her place and slip it in her drink

4/5/2008 7:07:01 PM

douching kills the good bacteria... wai wut, gurls got bacteria in the vag?

4/5/2008 7:07:11 PM

you've got bacteria all inside you too

4/5/2008 7:08:48 PM

is plan b over the counter?

if its not, then its like $prescription copay

4/5/2008 7:08:48 PM

yeah you can get it otc

it's either like $30 or $50 iirc

4/5/2008 7:09:25 PM

^^^ i know mane. i got a science degree

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 7:09 PM. Reason : zxcf]

4/5/2008 7:09:40 PM

I don't know, I texted a friend and she said she would let me have a few birth control pills. How strong is the taste?

4/5/2008 7:10:08 PM

fwiw, you (as a dude) can purchase a plan b pill just to keep around

"just in case"

4/5/2008 7:10:31 PM

whats douching?

4/5/2008 7:10:48 PM

poppin collars and shit before you are about to put your hands on a passed out chick

4/5/2008 7:14:06 PM

its like a turkey baster filled with this "cleansing crap." it used to be popular in the 70s and 80s. it's thing was it was supposed to "freshen" the vagina.

anyways, doctors strongly disagree with it and ask that women don't do it. it can cause a lot of issues.

4/5/2008 7:14:52 PM