If you get fucked in the ass with anything you are at least a little bit gay.

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 9:13 AM. Reason : if you are a woman you are just trying too hard to please someone]

4/10/2008 9:13:11 AM

lesbians use dildos to substitute the physical pleasure of a penis when they lack the attraction to a man

homosexuals to assholes to substitute the physical pleasure of a vagina when they lack the attraction to a female

gay dudes are more complicated though, in that the catcher actually doesnt prefer to rail, but get railed


there are also gay dudes who want nothing to do with anal at all

but lesbians love the dildo

4/10/2008 9:18:13 AM

all chicks, lesbian or not, are in need of a good dicking*








*i don't remember the exact words from...chasing amy?

4/10/2008 9:49:52 AM

how did emily addison get roped into this thread>?
i <3 her
http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=219703

4/10/2008 9:50:02 AM

Quote :

"If you get fucked in the ass with anything you are at least a little bit gay."

4/10/2008 10:35:56 AM

Quote :

"If you get fucked in the ass with anything you are at least a little bit gay."

If Im getting it on with Scarlet Johanson and she says she wants to do me in the ass with a strap on, I for one sure as hell ain't saying now. Same goes with any other really hot chick. Doesn't mean I am gay. Hey most girls hate swallowing, but I make them do it anyway. I think I could allow this.

4/10/2008 10:37:15 AM

Quote :

"I make them do it anyway."

hahaha...i doubt you "make" them do jack shit...being tough on teh intarweb isn't the same thing as being dominant with bitches and hos IRL, kid

4/10/2008 10:42:13 AM

Quote :

"If Im getting it on with Scarlet Johanson and she says she wants to do me in the ass with a strap on, I for one sure as hell ain't saying now. Same goes with any other really hot chick. Doesn't mean I am gay. Hey most girls hate swallowing, but I make them do it anyway. I think I could allow this. "

if I am about to bang Scarlet Johanson and she wants to do me with a strap-on, I would slap her face, remind her that I am the man then beat them guts until she couldnt walk.

if you take a strap on in the ass, you might not be gay but you will be as close to gay as possible without "technically" stepping over the line.

[Edited on April 10, 2008 at 10:44 AM. Reason : ..]

4/10/2008 10:43:18 AM

wait quag



this kid is the real deal

4/10/2008 10:43:19 AM

Quote :

"scissoring"

Same as clam jousting?

4/10/2008 10:48:08 AM

Quote :

"wait quag this kid is the real deal"

you're probably right...i'll bet if i met him IRL he'd whip out his 6-foot penis and slap me in the face with it

4/10/2008 10:50:14 AM

Quote :

"if you take a strap on in the ass, you might not be gay but you will be as close to gay as possible without "technically" stepping over the line."

And the problem with this is...?

4/10/2008 10:51:07 AM

Plenty of lesbians don't use dildos.

It's quite possible to have sex without any sort of penis.

4/10/2008 11:00:25 AM

GoldenViper's girl knows what he talkin bout

4/10/2008 11:01:18 AM

That goes for homosexual men and anal also.

There's little need to emulate traditional ideas about sex.

Sadly, though, our culture currently encourages this.

4/10/2008 11:02:48 AM

is it gay







if you're washing your bum in the shower and your own finger slips








and you dont hate it?



hypothetically, of course.

4/10/2008 11:04:58 AM

Quote :

"And the problem with this is...?"

to some, this is a huge problem. to others, it is not. I was just making an observation.

the next step after taking a strap on to the ass is taking the real thing. people shouldnt kid themselves.

4/10/2008 11:23:22 AM

till then ill just walk around with a manly strut because















I FORGOT MY LEGS

4/10/2008 11:29:36 AM