hit it again.

4/14/2008 10:33:03 PM

I'd be lookin long term for that shit

bet her parents are loaded...

4/14/2008 10:33:12 PM

Her dad's a doctor, so I'd say you're spot on.

4/14/2008 10:33:38 PM

Do some more creepy stuff. Girls love that these days.

4/14/2008 10:34:03 PM

Judge you're fucking stupid. That commercial you posted is

AWESOME

now how do you autoplay those embeds?

4/14/2008 10:36:34 PM

oh, you're right

wrong vaughn


hmmm she seems athletic, does she like sports at all? Tell her you got tix to the Yankees game, next thursday, at home against boston

you can still get tickets easily, and get drunk at the game which starts at 7

4/14/2008 10:36:37 PM

she graduated from Cornell, wife this chick

4/14/2008 10:37:20 PM

lol. you fucked up when you linked it to him. he's gonna try to hit your vag now, b.

4/14/2008 10:38:25 PM

If you're gonna drop a load in one it might as well be a rich one

AMIRITE?

4/14/2008 10:38:45 PM

I won't be back in new york until may at the earliest for work

Teg will have hit that shit by then with ease

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 10:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/14/2008 10:39:13 PM

Yeah Cornell, tell me about it. Double majored too, pre-med and fashion.

I think she likes sports, and I LOVE the Yanks so thats a fantastic idea.

I'll also mention that the leg's a lot better now and I don't need crutches anymore.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 10:42 PM. Reason : k]

4/14/2008 10:41:05 PM

Careful though, if Jeter's back he'll pick her up

4/14/2008 10:42:50 PM

and give her the herp

4/14/2008 10:43:43 PM

She's damn good at beer pong too. Night I met her at the bar we teamed up and then ruled the table for a bit.

4/14/2008 10:44:54 PM

afterwards you need to post in this thread all the dirty dirty details, I live for that shit

4/14/2008 10:44:56 PM

lol. "I don't need my crutches in bed no more. Let me hit dat, girl"

4/14/2008 10:45:23 PM

So I should send her a msg on match.com? Eh why not, she never returned my phone calls though.

4/14/2008 10:48:20 PM

4/14/2008 10:48:43 PM

ya don't have anything to lose

4/14/2008 10:48:57 PM

when's the last time you had contact

st pattys?




if its been that long, then you should message her, then it seems more random and exciting

besides, do you really want a girl that would turn down bosox vs yankees?

4/14/2008 10:49:19 PM

Pat, you member that special moment we shared outside your apartment with the windows fogged up and 'Don't Dream its Over' was playing?

4/14/2008 10:49:49 PM

why are you trying to go out with her again? she dissed you

4/14/2008 10:50:06 PM

^^^like I could ever forget!

^^well of course, except then I'd have nothing sweet to report back to you guys

I got a txt from her the friday after st patty's day, and the last time I txt her anything was that Saturday the 22nd so yeah its been a while/is random.

^more like wanting to sleep with her.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 10:51 PM. Reason : k]

4/14/2008 10:51:00 PM

message her

you totally got her man

4/14/2008 10:51:36 PM

Message is sent. Tempted her with the offer to go to the Yanks game. Didn't say which day either, didn't want to pigeonhole myself

And now we play the waiting game...

4/14/2008 11:03:10 PM

shoulda gone with the gloryhole, not the pigeonhole

4/14/2008 11:04:10 PM

This is going to be awesome

4/14/2008 11:04:37 PM

hahaha, tear it UPP

4/14/2008 11:07:13 PM

Quote :

"Double majored too, pre-med and fashion."

I laffed.

4/14/2008 11:18:56 PM

Double major of anything (let alone fashion design and pre-med) is nothing to laugh at when you're going to Cornell. She's working for a bridal gown company atm.

Okay I'm going to bed, updates tomorrow.

[Edited on April 14, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : but why the fuck am I defending her?. Yeah its a silly double major]

4/14/2008 11:20:22 PM

I got a very enthusiastic email from her last night about 20 minutes after I sent my email.

She'd love to go to the Yanks game with me

4/15/2008 1:40:44 PM

Someone's gettin laid

4/15/2008 1:41:13 PM

she seemed pretty apologetic about not getting back to me, but we all know how women are.

4/15/2008 1:42:28 PM

Try to keep this going, she's hot, young, and has a wealthy family


it wouldnt be that bad an idea if the condom "broke"

4/15/2008 1:44:24 PM

Awesome, keep us posted.

I didn't think that online dating sites worked too well, I always figured that if a hot girl is using one, there has to be a catch.

4/15/2008 1:50:29 PM

I think that you are going to have to ease into this girl. She's probably fucking about four or five different dudes, but that's okay, because she is hot and you don't care.

I wouldn't ask her out for more than one date every 1.5 weeks or so, unless she expresses a desire to see you more.

Act aloof and let her know that if she doesn't suck your dick, you will cut her throat and bury her in the dumpster behind the new Yankee stadium.

4/15/2008 1:52:33 PM

Thats some pretty good advice there, I'll keep that in mind.

4/15/2008 1:55:21 PM

GG

4/15/2008 4:46:36 PM

The dating sites work pretty good with match being the easiest/best one out there.

4/15/2008 4:57:55 PM

agreed. while eHarmony is the only other one I've tried Match is pretty good. Had a ton of dates off of there. Of course, lets clarify that I didn't meet this girl on Match.

4/15/2008 7:04:38 PM

so, looks like I'll be in new york city tonight/tomorrow morning until tomorrow night


when people fuck up, I catch the redeye


fuck this

4/15/2008 7:36:41 PM

Quote :

"has your name been hacked... this doesn't sound like you pat "

that was my first thought as well, casey

4/15/2008 8:24:55 PM

Don't worry, when I get back to NC you won't think I've changed much, more like improved existing attributes.

4/15/2008 8:45:06 PM

you still can't drink

4/15/2008 8:45:33 PM

hey TKE TEG does your ladyfriend have a friend that likes to get raunchy early in the morning?

4/15/2008 8:57:05 PM

^^hey man I more than held my own when I was last down. And while I can handily out drink all my friends up here I can't hold a torch to you or 1/2 the fellas

The Judge, her roommate is even hotter than she is. She has a bf though. However, last time I saw her she was sucking face with someone that wasn't her bf.

4/15/2008 9:03:48 PM

Well that sounds about right

4/15/2008 9:07:05 PM

brunette, nice body, healthy rack, aggressive. You can't go wrong.

You do business up here often?

4/15/2008 9:30:55 PM

Quote :

"you fucked up when you linked it to him. he's gonna try to hit your vag now, b. "

4/16/2008 12:14:44 PM

Quote :

"has your name been hacked... this doesn't sound like you pat "

yeah, i thought the same thing.



Pat: hit it again with great vengeance and fuuuurrrrious anger.

4/16/2008 12:28:12 PM