did they intentionally make the sideline reporter look like drew carey in Cleveland tonight

4/21/2008 9:13:27 PM

lol, barkley was right, the wizards are a bunch of fucking morons.

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : :]

4/21/2008 9:24:44 PM

ok, I've always been a Garnett fan, but after that gatorade commercial, I'm gonna need the Celtics to win solely to watch KG celebrate.

Put LeBron in to get him a triple double!!

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 9:32 PM. Reason : 3-2]

4/21/2008 9:27:34 PM

so why doesn't ginobli start?

4/21/2008 10:46:06 PM

too old

4/21/2008 10:51:02 PM

He's not too old, he's like 30

He just can dominate against the other teams second unit and tends to wear down over the course of the season, so they limit his minutes that way

4/21/2008 10:56:35 PM

his bald spot is very powerful

4/22/2008 5:53:26 AM

The best thing about the playoffs so far are these comics.



More here.

http://garbagetimeallstars.blogspot.com/

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 9:04 AM. Reason : :]

4/22/2008 9:01:34 AM

4/22/2008 9:44:15 AM

I have nothing against the Mavs other than I think Mark Cuban is an douche. So I'm glad to watch them lose to NO. And I hope he buys the Cubs b/c I love pulling for them to lose.

That is all.

4/22/2008 9:06:48 PM

I still dislike Chris Paul because of the Jules' jewels thing, but GODDAMN he's fun to watch on the court.

4/22/2008 9:10:06 PM

i hope orlando and the hornets play on the same night from now on

easy parlay to win

4/22/2008 9:20:21 PM

Yeah, not a big Paul fan but man....32 pts and 17 assists.

4/22/2008 9:29:58 PM

i'm neutral on dallas...i think cuban is a douche but i also think he's a good owner...but i hate paul and george shinn so screw the hornets

4/22/2008 9:31:19 PM

how hard is it to throw to 2nd

apparently too difficult twice tonight for the pros

4/22/2008 9:41:20 PM

I think the players should play, the coaches should coach, and the owners should watch from the skybox. Not on the court shouting at the refs.

That said....go Spurs. I have a soft spot in my heart for Timmy D.

^ha ha

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 9:42 PM. Reason : wrong thread]

4/22/2008 9:41:49 PM

i think he's a good owner for a lot of reasons, none of which are him being a vocal fan...but him being so hands on is to make the experience better for his fans

i'm pulling for san antonio for $imple math

4/22/2008 9:43:51 PM

gotta love crazy tww cacheisms

^^^some number when i posted
was sposed to be the braves thread

4/22/2008 9:46:16 PM

ah damnit, i thought orlanda was playing atlanta for some reason when i made my bet earlier

took ORL -5.5

down by 1 now to toronto

4/22/2008 10:00:42 PM

back to back 20-20s for howard.

4/22/2008 10:17:58 PM

^^I took the over on that game and just barely squeeked by


Hornets was an easy 85 cents as well.


I hate chris paul but he is fucking good

4/22/2008 10:29:06 PM

i hate to say it, but i love watching chris paul play now, more so than any other player on the court.

4/22/2008 10:57:38 PM

Suns down 2-0

4/22/2008 11:57:58 PM

why isnt 2 time NBA MVP Steve Nash willing his team to victory?

also lol at Diaw trying to be Marion

looks like its not over yet though

yeah it is

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 12:15 AM. Reason : .]

4/23/2008 12:02:15 AM

diaw's freaking pathetic now. dont know what happened to him.

d'antoni had no asnwer at all for the ball screens san antonio set every single possession down the floor. it was pathetic.

nash needs to shoot more, because no one else on his team can. pathetic.

barbosa needs to take it to the basket more. one of the fastest players in the league and he pusses around all game. just pathetic.

i hate the spurs.

4/23/2008 12:18:40 AM

they went to diaw with the exact same play like 20 fucking times, and got nothing out of it

oh, and

Quote :

"i hate the spurs."

4/23/2008 12:20:44 AM

wtf shitty 10 second commercial breakaway

wtf again TNT

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 12:21 AM. Reason : .]

4/23/2008 12:21:31 AM

^^ya rly and the guys playing him (manu or parker) were two feet shorter than he was. what a puss.

4/23/2008 12:26:12 AM

I can't stand Ginobli's flopping. Almost got Raja Bell suspended there at the end

4/23/2008 12:28:13 AM

yeah, and instead of taking advantage of the mismatch he just sat there and dribbled like a moron until he drew a double team and/or turned it over. You'd think after the first 10 times he did that they'd stop going to him

4/23/2008 12:28:16 AM

wtf with no fouling there

they were down 8 with like 55 seconds left and they let it go all the way down to 15

I mean they probably wouldn't have won anyway, but you have to try to extend the game

4/23/2008 12:42:00 AM

let's just hope grant hill will be alright and can at least contain parker to <20.

fingers crossed on 4 straight.

4/23/2008 1:02:16 AM

This one lies on Dantonio. The Suns own the Spurs two straight games in the first half. The Spurs adjust...and the Suns do nothing. Going to Diaw eight million straight times in the fourth quarter was just RETARDED. I'm done with these first two games. Dantonio needs to be gone if they lose this series.

4/23/2008 2:34:11 AM

If I'm the Suns, I don't even face guard Parker until he's getting towards the lane, I mean let him shoot his shitty fucking jumper.

4/23/2008 8:08:25 AM

it sure would suck to have this guy back

4/23/2008 10:09:01 AM

Well if they had Shawn Marion in this series Duncan could fall asleep on the court and average 35 pts a game

4/23/2008 12:01:10 PM

at least Marion could, I dunno, hit free throws, run the floor, score 20 per game, make the shots that Diaw bricks, etc etc etc

but i forgot, it was NASH who was the 2x MVP...Im sure he rightfully deserved that award

4/23/2008 12:05:40 PM

They would be getting dominated if they had Marion right now.

Marion might have been able to hold Ginobli down. But in turn, Duncan would just be destroying everyone (which he did in game 1, but not game 2).

And Diaw didn't start bricking shots until the 2nd half....just like the rest of the Suns. And its not Diaw's fault...he didn't call for those plays to run through him.

Amare needs to not disappear in the 2nd half too. Jesus Amare...25 in the 1st and 7 in the 2nd?? Really??

4/23/2008 1:45:19 PM

i just know last year it took san antonio 6 games, and a couple convenient suspensions to beat phoenix with marion...granted game 1 took some clutch shooting for san antonio to pull out the win, but i know damn well the spurs couldnt pull some hack-a-shaq shit in the 3rd quarter if they didnt have shaq...i know when the suns were smaller last year and amare was matching up on duncan, amare held his own

course i've said the trade for shaq was stupid since the day they made the trade

4/23/2008 2:33:48 PM

i just want to say that i fucking hate the spurs. the only player on that team i like is Horry. i went to San Antonio a few years ago and it was a piece of shit (i guess Riverwalk was alright). i went to a nearby water park and did not see a single attractive female all day. it was mostly just fatties. fuck SA and their team.

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 2:42 PM. Reason : .]

4/23/2008 2:40:30 PM

Quote :

"but i know damn well the spurs couldnt pull some hack-a-shaq shit in the 3rd quarter if they didnt have shaq."

Pretty sure Shaq hit something like 5 or 6 or 5 of 7 free throws during that span. I remember being pretty surprised at the percentage he was hitting.

Too bad for Phoenix they couldn't play any fucking defense during that span. I'm still on fire after these first two games. Phoenix is pissing this series away.

4/23/2008 2:42:39 PM

I hope the Suns grab two wins at home. Only 13 teams in history have come back from being down 2-0 to win the series. Hopefully Phoenix makes it 14!

4/23/2008 3:33:42 PM

^^^ Riverwalk is pretty cool... and welcome to the Midwest with regards to the chicks.

4/23/2008 3:34:53 PM

^^^^yeah san antonio is definitely full of fatties. the riverwalk would be pretty if it weren't for all the fatties ruining the scenery. the mexican/tex-mex food would be great in san antonio if it weren't for all the fatties ruining my appetite. san antonio consistently ranks in the top 5 of america's fattest cities.

i hate the spurs partly because of that, but also because bowen's a dirty cheater, manu's a dirty flopper, tim duncan's eyeballs explode every time he gets called for a foul, parker's banging eva (i assume they're still together. i'm sort of clueless without the media lovefest keeping me informed), and because i'm sick of them winning.

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : ]

4/23/2008 3:35:28 PM

4/23/2008 10:05:53 PM

looks like that steve blake picture from the technician many yrs ago

4/23/2008 10:07:01 PM

was that really just called a flagrant???

that's absurd

4/23/2008 10:17:36 PM

tayshaun hates coug

4/23/2008 10:54:00 PM

KOBE

4/24/2008 8:51:30 AM

BEAN

4/24/2008 9:05:27 AM