but sometimes you still wanna punch em the face after


sometimes it's just a lose lose situation


I'm trying to keep it at girls I can stand to be around or actually like now

5/10/2008 3:20:07 PM

interesting theory

5/10/2008 3:22:45 PM

I'm sorry I chose the better looking end of that chick at the beach


I couldn't bang her because I was kinda datin a chick (it didn't matter, skank ran off to NYC with her ex bf though)


but you still my nigga

"yo ian, thats my leg"

5/10/2008 3:39:52 PM

giving a girl the business and she shoots up and headbutts me in the nose...nose starts bleeding and she gets blood on her.

she goes "damn, i hope you don't have AIDs"

7/6/2008 2:00:34 PM

does rug burn count?

7/6/2008 2:04:06 PM

that's entirely too common to count

7/6/2008 2:09:20 PM

this is my new favorite thread. more stories please

7/6/2008 2:10:02 PM

^^lol thats why i asked

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 2:10 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2008 2:10:03 PM

i currently have scratches on my arms, back, and chest. i guess you can consider those injuries.

7/6/2008 2:11:12 PM

does snapping one of the two main wood beams that support your bed count?

7/27/2008 12:02:53 AM

those of us with superior genes don't get hurt

7/27/2008 12:09:34 AM

This reminds me of the time that Drew Carey fell on his penis.

7/27/2008 12:16:16 AM

drew carrey does not fall into teh above mentioned category

7/27/2008 12:17:43 AM

I used to date an old TWWer. We were fucking in her bedroom and it moved into the bathroom with us standing up doggystyle. She was leaning over the counter and I had her ponytail in my left hand. I was pulling it pretty hard and fucking the shit out of her. I'm ready to blow so I let go of her ponytail and because she was pulling against me her chin slams into the counter. Evidently she was biting her lip cause she bit through it and it started bleeding like a champ while she collapsed on the floor. Meanwhile, i'm standing over her finishing up.

She had to go home that weekend and go to a church function and a family reunion.

7/27/2008 12:20:22 AM

Girls having hardcore sex. Must be Christian.

7/27/2008 12:21:26 AM

^awesome. Totally awesome.

7/27/2008 12:21:36 AM

"girl"

unidentified TWW girl

7/27/2008 12:31:43 AM

Quote :

"does snapping one of the two main wood beams that support your bed count?"

i've done this as well...

the funny part is my roommate (virgin) walked into the apartment (i was in my room--Uhouse) about 5 mins before I was done and I didn't realize it.. so I kept pounding the ever living shit out of this broad. anyways, i get done..walk out into the kitchen naked and he's like so, having a good time tonight eh?

7/27/2008 12:34:10 AM