tl;dr

4/22/2008 1:18:04 PM

i just sent ^ a PM on tww that said Snewf said you have a big ding dong....can i see it

and look at us now!

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:20 PM. Reason : sdfg]

4/22/2008 1:19:58 PM

4/22/2008 1:20:52 PM

4/22/2008 1:22:41 PM

Quote :

"people still using swingers for dating rules?"

Say what you want...but 2 days is still a good rule.

4/22/2008 1:24:02 PM

there is only ONE rule when it comes to dealing with women...

and that rule is


The more sense it makes, the less likely it is to get you laid

4/22/2008 1:27:16 PM

and the #2 is,

the more irrational the girl, the better the sex!

4/22/2008 1:28:42 PM

so that's why i never get laid anymore

4/22/2008 1:30:01 PM

make a thread about it and ask these losers what they would given the chance to interact with members of the opposite sex

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : a]

4/22/2008 1:37:44 PM

ps...you still didn't fix it...


but who in the hell would do that!

and better yet....when would anybody on tww actually interact with other people...

laughable

4/22/2008 1:40:24 PM

hmmm... theres a lot of stuff here and i'm not going to read most of it, namely because i assume its all bad advice. but, i say it like this...

wait one day to call her, maybe two, but never longer. i say one or two because if shes interested in you legit-like then she'll want you to call on the first day and be pissed that you're "playing games" and didn't call on the first day, but will still be totally responsive the second day despite her will. If you wait to day three she'll assume you don't care and you just want some ass. if this girl is only sort of feeling you and isn't sure what she wants then the first day could send her a little off and make her feel like she could be getting into something she isn't ready to get into. Also, call DO NOT TXT. Many girls see txting as a lack of confidence when a call could be used instead. not to mention a txt is a one stop shot and you could start doubting yourself and waiting eagerly for her response when if you had called instead there would be none of that. so sit down, have a coke and a fucking smile and call her when you're ready.

4/22/2008 1:45:34 PM

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"If you wait to day three she'll assume you don't care and you just want some ass."

even if she feels that way it won't matter...

as soon as the phone rings she'll forget all about how mad she was


besides...if a girl "is interested in you-legit"....she'll have already looked you up on google, myspace, facebook, and anything else she can, before she goes to bed that night....

and like EMCE said....you don't have to worry about calling her...she'll probably beat you to it...vice text, facebook message, random IM, etc...

girls are passive-aggressive as hell...and they'll be all "yeah...i noticed you on blah blah blah's facebook page as a mutual friend...that's how i found your screen name....hope you don't mind the message"....or something along those lines...

and like i said on the first page....formalities hide shame well...

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 2:04 PM. Reason : dfgsf]

4/22/2008 1:58:51 PM

not for all girls. what i did there was give him the best laid plan to work with the largest grouping. there are many girls who would answer on day three, but those girls are usually utlra needy and clingy if you're a guy she just met a few days ago and shes that attached to if a random person calls her or not.

he won't want to be involved with a girl like that anyways. what i did there was a best case.

4/22/2008 2:02:57 PM

i've known a girl or two in my life and not a single one fall into your best case scenario naturally

4/22/2008 2:06:53 PM

ha. i used to take all the digits from her # and add them up

555-1283 for example = 29 total

i would then call her 29 hours from the point that she gave me the number. if it turned out to be an unreasonable time to call, i just simply would never call.

true story

4/22/2008 2:34:19 PM

obligatory

4/22/2008 2:36:06 PM

Quote :

"and the #2 is, the more irrational the girl, the better the sex!"

tr00...

4/22/2008 2:38:26 PM

this thread is just full of bullshit. no matter what if yall clicked you are hitting it (unless you make an ass of yourself somehow first), and if you didn't then move on son. all this myspace bs, and she'll do this if you do that is just childish rubbish.

4/22/2008 2:39:23 PM

One time a girl actually asked for my number. I was pretty surprised. She called me later that week and all was good. It was nice.

4/22/2008 2:40:35 PM

plain and simple thats what happens in real life and not on the internet hahaha

4/22/2008 2:41:46 PM

Quote :

"ha. i used to take all the digits from her # and add them up 555-1283 for example = 29 total i would then call her 29 hours from the point that she gave me the number. if it turned out to be an unreasonable time to call, i just simply would never call. true story"

honestly...that's just as good of a method as the one, two, three day rule...

it doesn't make a damn how long you wait if she really likes you....and she isn't even going to be concerned that you just want a piece of ass...

her only thought is going to be whether or not she's hotter, cooler, better, etc., than any other girl you might be talking to.....and will do her best to prove that she is....which may mean she has to feign indifference or even irritation at the amount of time you wait to call her....but it's all a game...and you'll get laid...


if she doesn't really give a shit about you and you call too soon, you're screwed...and you won't get laid...

if she doesn't really give a shit about you and you wait a little too long to call her, she'll start giving a shit about you because she'll take it personally that you didn't like her enough to want to call her right away...and you'll more than likely get laid...

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 2:46 PM. Reason : sadfd]

4/22/2008 2:44:52 PM

Quote :

"i've known a girl or two in my life and not a single one fall into your best case scenario naturally"

you're out of touch with reality.

i also could throw out anecdotal advice saying i've dated a few girls in my day. it is what it is, however, i do know that the worst advice i've gotten about women has always come from women. i wrote down what works for me, everyone has their own thing.

4/22/2008 2:47:01 PM

all depends on your plans for her:

if you just want to fuck, call her when you feel like it.

if you want to date the girl, call her as soon as you feel like it.


bitches dont care about this stuff.

stop watching american pie movies.

4/22/2008 2:48:02 PM

so now i'm a pseudo-intellectual when it comes to being a woman...

wow...i just suck at life

4/22/2008 2:48:24 PM

^^^^ thats ridiculous.

calling too soon = same day
calling too late = 3 weeks

just a general guideline. if she really thinks you're whack because you called the next day, especially if its around lunchtime or later, shes probably a headache anyways.

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 2:51 PM. Reason : sdfg]

4/22/2008 2:48:52 PM

we're talking about women...

we are, as a rule, ridiculous

4/22/2008 2:51:23 PM

naw, not all of yall, just those rules you made up there are ridiculous.

4/22/2008 2:52:12 PM

so i've been told

4/22/2008 2:53:05 PM

maybe thats why you fiend for peen so much - guys show you adequate attention and you turn them away. i mean honestly, a pretty decent looking girl or better without a man, or at least fuck buddy, raises a red flag in my book.

4/22/2008 2:54:24 PM

don't believe everything you read on the internet

4/22/2008 2:55:13 PM

yeah. i really don't. but consistency on your behalf makes it hard to me to see otherwise.

4/22/2008 2:55:58 PM

haha...you know me oh so well

4/22/2008 2:56:41 PM

Quote :

"just a general guideline. if she really thinks you're whack because you called the next day, especially if its around lunchtime or later, shes probably a headache anyways."

4/22/2008 2:57:05 PM

naw i really don't. lets just say i'm easily convinced and you have convinced of the said allegations.

4/22/2008 2:58:06 PM

Quote :

" Mail » » Re: OMG... From : XXXXXXXXXXX To : LivinProof78 Received : Tuesday April 22, 2008 at 2:56 PM Subject : Re: OMG... i could come to your defense, but theres no way to not make me look bad in the process. "Every time a woman has ever fucked me over, Casey warned me about how and why it was going to happen months in advance.""

[Edited on April 22, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : sorry boo...i had to ]

4/22/2008 2:58:21 PM

yeah only because she has fucked over guys and can easily recognize a deceitful pattern

4/22/2008 2:59:33 PM

BUSTED!

4/22/2008 3:00:07 PM

woooo can i claim a win here, or do i need a referee to confirm?

4/22/2008 3:00:45 PM

i'm not sure why you would want a victory here

4/22/2008 3:01:55 PM

^^^^^
that guys sounds like a loser!

4/22/2008 3:03:20 PM

i want a victory in pointing out that this thread is as full shit as full of shit threads comes. i had to point that out before more precious bandwidth was used to broadcast such jabberwockies.

4/22/2008 3:04:15 PM

i wouldn't say he's a loser...

just very mis-guided about the true intentions of women

4/22/2008 3:04:29 PM

well i can agree with you on that - some guys are mis-guided and are in need of stewardship in the relationship dept.

4/22/2008 3:05:45 PM

Women have intentions?!?!?! I thought they just changed their minds every 0.005^-12 seconds...

4/22/2008 3:05:57 PM

women generally do have intentions, just not reasonable justifications

4/22/2008 3:06:41 PM

now that's one thing we can agree on

4/22/2008 3:07:58 PM

Wow this thread is almost at 3 pages.....why?

4/22/2008 3:08:03 PM

cause its about (lol) girl logic

4/22/2008 3:08:41 PM

lets not plant the misogynistic seed in this thread.

4/22/2008 3:08:54 PM

"girl logic"

4/22/2008 3:09:15 PM