it's cold as #2 in my house...

8/12/2008 8:32:03 PM

I'll be 24 in November so 6 years isn't enough of a gap

I was looking for something at least 8-9

8/12/2008 8:32:05 PM

Quote :

"I thought you were older than me"

no

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:33 PM. Reason : I thought you were older than me]

8/12/2008 8:32:59 PM

Quote :

"^^it is cold as shit that's been in the freezer in my house"

You shit in your freezer?

8/12/2008 8:33:16 PM

all the time

8/12/2008 8:33:56 PM

I think 23-25 is the perfect age range where you can pipe girls 7 years younger than you and 7 years older than you and its like a completely different experience

8/12/2008 8:34:17 PM

Quote :

"I'll be 24 in November so 6 years isn't enough of a gap"

i changed my limit to 25 anyway...


i made it my floor instead of my ceiling

8/12/2008 8:36:00 PM

slave famous with the burn

8/12/2008 8:36:35 PM

a backhanded compliment of sorts

I'm somewhat jealous of your menopausal exploits

8/12/2008 8:37:27 PM

he's the first person ever to burn us both in one post without saying "why don't you two fuck already"

8/12/2008 8:37:29 PM

Quote :

"why don't you two fuck already"

you mean yall haven't?

8/12/2008 8:38:09 PM

he doesn't even know where his penis has been....

i certainly have no clue

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:39 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/12/2008 8:38:42 PM

wut

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:47 PM. Reason : my hog looks like a pickle]

8/12/2008 8:47:06 PM

yeah....what i meant to say is

YOU'RE GROSS

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:49 PM. Reason : you're my friend and all...but even my friendship can't keep you from being dirty]

8/12/2008 8:48:38 PM

your face is gross

8/12/2008 8:48:54 PM

SICK BURN

8/12/2008 8:50:20 PM

SICK BURN

8/12/2008 8:53:22 PM

pilgrimshoes seems like the kid in highschool who would get quantity of pussy but not necesarily quality

he might get the occasionally good looker but its mainly skags and skanks just to pad his stats

8/12/2008 8:53:40 PM

i think he prefers the term "scallawag"

8/12/2008 8:54:16 PM

i prefer skallywags sir

8/12/2008 8:54:24 PM

a skallywag is a dude

like a pirate type

8/12/2008 8:55:16 PM

well that fits better anyway

8/12/2008 8:56:18 PM

well fuck

8/12/2008 8:56:36 PM

yeah if philgrim was at a swinger party I could see him sliding in a dude for a few seconds, just to try it out

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 8:57 PM. Reason : x]

8/12/2008 8:57:32 PM

please continue...


this is thoroughly entertaining

8/12/2008 8:58:35 PM

hold on

time to get my gambol on for the little league world series calcutta pool

8/12/2008 9:05:56 PM

dude...the thread has been idle for almost 10 minutes...

what an attention whore

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 9:06 PM. Reason : nobody wants to talk about you in my thread anymore]

8/12/2008 9:06:34 PM

Beefs are only fun when both sides come quick and witty

Shoes can't even scratch me hard

Its like fucking cats declawed trying to jack me off

8/12/2008 9:10:56 PM

you lost him at witty anyway



i won't comment about coming quickly though

8/12/2008 9:11:59 PM

Hey, I'd rattle it around in Proof too, but not if P-shoes had been there. I mean, Ben's my boy and all, but no thank you.

8/12/2008 9:21:22 PM

it wouldn't rattle

8/12/2008 9:22:50 PM

you would wither in my place

8/12/2008 9:23:54 PM

i can definitely tell the ac is fixed...


if you know what i mean

10/15/2008 10:38:52 PM

cuddy buddy

10/15/2008 10:40:12 PM

it has been hot as shit in here all day. no breeze at all even though it is in the 60s outside it is in the 80s in here.

10/15/2008 10:40:20 PM

^^well that's not what i meant...

but i have a cuddle buddy tonight

10/15/2008 10:44:01 PM

worthless without pics.

10/15/2008 10:51:09 PM

[Edited on October 15, 2008 at 10:53 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/15/2008 10:53:11 PM

what a badass dog

10/15/2008 10:54:06 PM

you have no idea

10/15/2008 10:54:22 PM

i think i might

10/15/2008 10:55:24 PM

well..maybe

10/15/2008 10:55:54 PM

outstanding

10/15/2008 10:56:16 PM

not of your cuddle buddy silly. haha. oh well.

10/15/2008 10:56:51 PM

oh

10/15/2008 10:57:16 PM

That dog looks awesome.

10/15/2008 10:58:01 PM

10/15/2008 11:13:21 PM

i have a new cuddle buddy tonight

10/20/2008 9:57:24 PM

10/20/2008 9:57:44 PM

i'll keep you warm, baby. just as soon as u drop dat 190% restraining order

10/20/2008 9:58:03 PM