See if I had posted earlier I could have written "set 'em up."

Instead, I write "2".

Protocol correct?

4/30/2008 3:49:33 AM

^ correct human!

4/30/2008 3:52:02 AM

Why wouldn't anyone want to teach in third world countries like Cambodia or Japan?

4/30/2008 3:57:36 AM

If it were me, being a built male, I would have made him stand in the corner of the room holding books over his head until I was happy or he would have a far worse punishment like being expelled.


next time, make it so anyone who doesn't obey you has to do 100 crunches on the floor


its more demeaning than push ups and they get dirtier from the floor
plus sometimes they get pumped because girls are watching them use their arms

take away their strength and their pride
embarrass them and if they take that and don't quit, punish the class because of them and then the kids will get on them out of class

4/30/2008 4:08:45 AM

do everything within your rights to ruin this kid's experience as a student who abused you . . . .

4/30/2008 4:57:28 AM

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"punish the class because of them and then the kids will get on them out of class "

nice idea!


Why are you teaching in Japan anyway?

4/30/2008 7:22:31 AM

The parents are Yakuza? You better watch the fuck out--and I'm not joking.
Just let this one slide.

BTW, look for a cut finger on this guy. Let me know if you see one.

4/30/2008 7:43:28 AM

Fuck the sanctity of children. My first thought when I read this was to tell you to get a baseball bat and beat the shit out of this punk kid. but then you would probably have to flee japan. its too bad the yakuza dont respect strength and courage like some other criminal organizations. oh well.

4/30/2008 8:14:07 AM

don't do anything drastic, or they'll send ninjas your way

trust me, i should know

4/30/2008 8:38:24 AM

tell him that by assaulting a woman, he has DISHONORED his family

4/30/2008 9:01:39 AM

I dont think the yakuza care much about family honor. at least if any of the anime on adult swim is correct.

4/30/2008 9:02:32 AM

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"Why are you teaching in Japan anyway?"

I minored in Japan Studies and getting a teaching job is the easiest way to get over to Japan to live for awhile.

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"BTW, look for a cut finger on this guy. Let me know if you see one."

lol, no missing digits. I have met an ex-yakuza guy though with a missing finger. He was actually a pretty nice guy.

4/30/2008 9:24:35 AM

Challenge him to a game of Mortal Kombat.

4/30/2008 9:50:34 AM

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"cops here could care less about a little ol' foreigner"

welcome to a country where you have less rights than their family pet....

i love mentioning little stories like this to morons that love to bash the US yet haven't lived outside a tourist camp in another country.

[Edited on April 30, 2008 at 10:08 AM. Reason : s]

4/30/2008 9:59:13 AM

^ i read this whole thread and im still confused about what you are saying. are you japanese and saying people shouldnt bash your people because foreigners are treated poorly?

4/30/2008 10:03:32 AM

Yeah the "justice" system here is pretty dismal, even for the natives. I feel sorry for anyone who finds themselves under suspicion of a crime here.

4/30/2008 10:04:19 AM

no, i like using little anecdotes against shmucks in the US that love to bash the US and claim other countries are superior in various ways, when they don't realize what they have or appreciate it at all.

4/30/2008 10:09:32 AM

ahh, that was my 2nd guess. you're right too. from what ive seen, especially in cities, complete foreigners are treated pretty nice here. i guess the whole open borders mentality we've had for so long has contributed to that.

4/30/2008 10:13:11 AM

that and we are mostly a country of immigrants

4/30/2008 10:57:56 AM

put a fag magazine in his desk before class
and after class starts, come up with some reason to go through his desk. take out the magazine, and then embarrass the shit out of him

4/30/2008 11:02:06 AM

^ man that's the best idea yet.

the calling him gay is pretty good too.

4/30/2008 11:49:15 AM

lol

4/30/2008 11:55:04 AM

just give the kid the biggest kancho hes ever had in front of the entire class


THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!

4/30/2008 11:58:45 AM

Drop an atomic bomb on his ass. If you can't find an atomic bomb show him pics of Hiroshima circa 1945. That will probably calm him down.

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"put a fag magazine in his desk before class and after class starts, come up with some reason to go through his desk. take out the magazine, and then embarrass the shit out of him"

Gay and or weird shit will not phase these people in any way. In fact, it may advance him along the food chain.

[Edited on April 30, 2008 at 12:02 PM. Reason : j]

4/30/2008 12:00:10 PM

bring in a HOT friend, a real Miss Fuyutsuki

have hot friend make fun of/laugh at yak boy semi-discretely

4/30/2008 12:07:43 PM

damn, that's kinda fucked up that he refers to you as "foreigner." that is very japanese in a bad way.

4/30/2008 12:09:26 PM

^it's pretty common I think

4/30/2008 12:10:13 PM

my aunt is a very petite woman and teaches kindergarten. she's been beat up by some of her kids several times over the years

4/30/2008 12:14:45 PM

i could never be a teacher b/c about the first time one of those little fuckers tried to mess with me i would get fired and possibly sued.

i'd fuck a kid up but hey, at least corporal punishment is still legal in NC

4/30/2008 12:16:49 PM

football coach at my high school almost got sued for breaking up a fight

he almost made it to MLB though.. mother fucker was the biggest guy I've probably ever seen in person (and not the fat ass looking big... cut as shit)

some kids were fighting and he picked them up and threw them at opposite walls.. one of them had to go to the hospital

4/30/2008 12:20:02 PM

Update:

I decided to contact the prefectural board of education and they flipped their shit. And the kid decided to mouth off to the principal when they brought him in for questioning.

So now he's suspended for a minimum of three days

Japanese punks: 0
Foreigners: 1

5/1/2008 6:40:16 AM

Now the kid is trying to claim discrimination What a wacky world this town is.

5/7/2008 10:14:20 AM

you discriminated against him because he's gay

that's not nice

just explain to the kid that soon you will leave, just as he wants you to
you will travel the world and have many exciting adventures

and he... because he can't graduate from school
he will sit on his ass in shit-hole city Japan and never go anywhere even within his tiny resource-less island country

5/7/2008 10:24:06 AM

hah it's true. I'd be surprised if he ever leaves this backwater town. So far his older sister hasn't. She's living out her days as a part time cashier at the local 7-Eleven.

5/7/2008 10:28:51 AM

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"She's living out her days as a part time cashier at the local 7-Eleven."

that could be a country song.

5/7/2008 10:30:05 AM

heh it can be the next Dolly Parton song

5/7/2008 10:31:13 AM