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Fareako
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5/6/2008 8:47:01 AM

Slacko
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"GO AWAY, BOOBIES

I AM ON THE WOLF WEBS!"





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"i agree with the post a few posts above mine..... it's still gonna be awkward. when she sobers up and realizes you didnt sleep with her, she's gonna konw you think she is ugly, and it's gonna piss her off

so not only did you not sleep with her, you will still get shit for it. good going."


Agree. The only way to pull this out is to pretend last night didnt happen, or dont bring it up unless she does and/or blame it on her being really super drunk. Also, you have to ask her out. Take her out to dinner, movie, or something more platonic. That way she knows you dont dislike her or think shes ugly, and you can say that you didnt want to screw a girl when she was drunk for the first time. That way you will appear at least a little into her (which you can ruin, draw way out later) and a gentleman.

5/6/2008 8:49:53 AM

DaBird
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you shouldve hit it. you would obviously be doing her a favor.

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I AM ON THE WOLF WEBS!

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5/6/2008 9:00:14 AM

TKE-Teg
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"another closet homo frat boy? Really?"


lol, this is why I love TWW.

I wasn't alone with her. The other roommate was there in the same room as us (we were playing guitar hero & rock band).

I'm not taking her out or shit like that, we hang out all the time. Enough for her to know I don't dislike her.

5/6/2008 9:28:12 AM

ShinAntonio
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"GO AWAY, BOOBIES

I AM ON THE WOLF WEBS! PLAYING GUITAR HERO!

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5/6/2008 9:42:59 AM

Rat
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none of this ever happened

pics or I call bullshit

5/6/2008 10:07:24 AM

NyM410
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You used match.com, Pat?

Now how would you explain that to people if actually stuck with that girl? Would you make up a random story about how you met or tell the truth?

5/6/2008 10:54:42 AM

TKE-Teg
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lol, no bryan. read the whole thread.

however yes i am on match, but am canceling it. there's really no point to it.

5/6/2008 10:57:27 AM

Golovko
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how is she doing all this while you're on TWW posting?

5/6/2008 10:59:55 AM

themodist
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so, if this was true and she was hot, you should have gotten ripped and porked her so you could both talk about how it was fun but a bad idea and excuse it on drugs and alkyhall

5/6/2008 11:00:03 AM

J_Hova
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ahaha i've seen some gay shit on the wolfweb, but this is by far the wide the gayest

and there have been threads here dedicated to dudes gettin fucked in the ass for christ sakes

5/6/2008 11:02:39 AM

punchmonk
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this is why I never had a male roommate. Chance for awkwardness. Then again sex with my friend has worked out just fine.

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 11:13 AM. Reason : a]

5/6/2008 11:09:41 AM

TKE-Teg
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"how is she doing all this while you're on TWW posting?"


well clearly its obvious that this was last night. and I posted it while she was doing something on my Wii. she was pretty drunk, obviously to most anything. And most of the following posts were from right before bed when I was in my room, alone.

do i really need to paint that picture?

5/6/2008 11:37:09 AM

ThePeter
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if you could paint her picture that'd be great

5/6/2008 11:41:43 AM

stowaway
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"I posted it while she was doing something on my Wii"


you didn't let her do something with your wii, though.

5/6/2008 11:51:20 AM

goFigure
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it's what you get when you have a slim smooth vibrating wii-mote...

5/6/2008 12:18:41 PM

themodist
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"obviously to most anything"


obviously you meant oblivious

5/6/2008 1:55:42 PM

Fareako
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"this is why I never had a male roommate. Chance for awkwardness. Then again sex with my friend has worked out just fine."


See what I'm talking about? It could have been done if she was like this ^. My kind of woman.

[Edited on May 6, 2008 at 2:08 PM. Reason : /b/]

5/6/2008 2:07:56 PM

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