i haven't jerked off in 2 pages!

5/15/2008 9:29:31 AM

Quote :

"4 days last night i got close to stroking it, but i stopped myself"

Why?

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 9:30 AM. Reason : adlkjadf]

5/15/2008 9:30:02 AM

I'm practicing self-control.

5/15/2008 9:50:26 AM

That's not something you can practice. You either have it or you don't.

5/15/2008 9:51:15 AM

Quote :

"I always leave em looking like a glazed donut"

That made me LOL

1 day of no diddling so far

5/15/2008 9:57:20 AM

0. and you can practice self control. Well, kind of. You can develop it anyways if you have the determination and desire.

5/15/2008 10:03:29 AM

I'd say that it's been almost 2 days. I'm saving the horny so I can epically disappoint the girl I'm going to sleep with this weekend.

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 10:13 AM. Reason : 2 pump chump]

5/15/2008 10:12:35 AM

Quote :

"i wish more women respected the morning wood and would learn to take care of it for us"

not counting alcohol, i would say morning wood is responsible for a majority of the 'first time' sex i've ever had in my life...

but i've discussed that in another thread...

Quote :

"You can flick the bean or diddle yourself"

i prefer "tweaking it" or "clicking it"

5/15/2008 10:24:39 AM

I cannot really say jerk off, because I do not have those parts... but it has def been since 5:30 this morning... :-D

5/15/2008 10:31:04 AM

1/3

5/15/2008 10:31:58 AM

Nevermind.

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 10:44 AM. Reason : MUHAHAHAHA]

5/15/2008 10:42:30 AM

-1.5

I traveled to the future and fapped.

5/15/2008 11:21:46 AM

0.6 is this including sex too right?

5/15/2008 11:49:16 AM

IS SEX MASTURBATION ?
NO

5/15/2008 11:54:53 AM

i generally end up masturbating about 3 times a day.

then again i do spend a lot of time in the 18 - 21 thread, so thats to be expected.

5/15/2008 12:37:24 PM

1 0

5/15/2008 12:53:36 PM

i do it because it makes me tired and easier to go to bed.

5/15/2008 1:44:56 PM

400? who knows

5/15/2008 2:06:04 PM

.25

5/15/2008 2:34:41 PM

I'mmmmmmmmmmmm jerrrkiiinnnnnnngggggggggggggggg offfffffffffffff nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

5/15/2008 2:36:44 PM

Will I get in trouble if i do it at work?

5/15/2008 4:07:20 PM

only if you get caught

5/15/2008 4:08:28 PM

Bathroom!!!!! remember!!

[Edited on May 15, 2008 at 4:09 PM. Reason : ^^^I wonder what guys think about when they jerk off!]

5/15/2008 4:08:56 PM

want to walk in on me? lol

5/15/2008 4:09:19 PM

DAMMIT !!!
back to 0 days

5/15/2008 4:23:34 PM

been having way too much sex to jerk it

5/15/2008 4:24:49 PM

1,244 days

5/15/2008 4:59:16 PM

Quote :

"I wonder what guys think about when they jerk off!"

oh man i would totally be balls deep in her ass

oh fuck yeah right in the face

oh here we go....





fuck, did i seriously just masturbate at 2:30 on a wednesday? wtf is wrong with me

5/15/2008 5:03:38 PM

I feel cheap

5/15/2008 5:06:50 PM

^^ pretty much

5/15/2008 5:12:36 PM

have any of you guys jerked off so hard that you've torn a little of the skin on your penis?

5/15/2008 5:14:15 PM

yes

5/15/2008 5:15:33 PM

no. started a small brush fire once though

5/15/2008 5:16:35 PM

^^ good i thought i was turning into a leper or something

5/15/2008 5:21:00 PM

wait..


83 replies 1.3k views?

5/15/2008 5:40:23 PM

not since the 1st, but I was saving it for a good reason. That good reason happened on the 13th.

5/15/2008 10:14:25 PM

i wanna know what girls think about.

5/15/2008 10:23:38 PM

cleaning n shit.

5/16/2008 12:19:53 AM