can i put zombcraw at failsatwrestling wing back?

6/16/2008 12:14:41 AM

aww poor guy

6/16/2008 12:15:47 AM

its a shame hes on the bench...

6/16/2008 12:16:32 AM

since david beckham has come to the us to wrestle soccer away from the drain, lil kids have dropped their soccer balls and the vans are now filled with children going to jiu jitsu classes

lol

6/16/2008 12:19:27 AM

lol i bet

6/16/2008 12:20:04 AM

Eddie Johnson no question

did you SEE that goal against Barbados? clinical

6/16/2008 8:06:03 AM

oh come on dude, you and I alone could put up 4-5 goals on Barbados. Come tell me about EJ when he's putting it in the back of the net against a real team.

6/16/2008 8:22:42 AM

6/16/2008 8:28:52 AM

KAKA MESSI BALLSACK

6/16/2008 12:39:32 PM

LOL @ the term footballers.

There are no ballers in soccer.

Instead, there's a bunch of mullet-wearing pansies who fall down and fake injury when the wind blows too hard.

That is not baller.

6/16/2008 1:18:26 PM

Yeah, but it actually makes sense to call this sport football... seeing as how they actually use their feet primarily.

6/16/2008 1:23:48 PM

I won't argue that there aren't a bunch of pansies in soccer, but I would like to see how the accusers feel when they get spiked in the calf or elbowed in the face by Gattuso.

6/16/2008 1:34:33 PM

There are pansies in just about every sport. Except not American football and almost all of hockey. But in every other sport there are floppers and people who are less than tough.

6/16/2008 2:03:52 PM

lets wait a minute and chat while i get my breath back - now THAT is football

6/16/2008 2:13:16 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, but it actually makes sense to call this sport football... seeing as how they actually use their feet primarily."

Interesting fact! The term 'football' doesn't come from the fact that game is about kicking a ball with your feet. It actually originated because the game was played on foot by peasants, not on horseback by aristocrats (as were most games).

6/16/2008 2:43:31 PM

^ftw

^^what an idiot, youve never played football in your life...if you happened to be on the team you probably spent 2 hours on the bench only gettng off to trot back to the locker room for halftime

and your practices were probably jokes and you quit after the first drill anyway

you dont get much of your breath back in between plays

you get more breath doing *gasp* aerobic exercise than the largely anaerobic actions within a football play

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 4:40 PM. Reason : c]

6/16/2008 4:39:29 PM

you can be fat and play football, no one in football runs 6+ miles in a game.

6/16/2008 4:45:14 PM

Take this shit elsewhere

6/16/2008 4:45:34 PM

^ ya srsly

[Edited on June 16, 2008 at 4:49 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2008 4:49:12 PM

god dammit. gtfo out of here with trolling

6/16/2008 4:49:46 PM

less trolling and more EJ praise damnit

6/16/2008 4:50:28 PM

ej is gonna take fulham to the top 4 next year

6/16/2008 4:51:35 PM

ahahah thats pretty much trolling, just in soccer terms now

6/16/2008 4:55:31 PM

you cant be fat and outta shape and play football
but you can be fat and in excellent shape...and play football

college level linemen would run circles around you man, football conditioning is brutal

one thing i will never do is fail to recognize the conditioning of soccer players, their sport sucks but those guys are dedicated and well disciplined

but you jackholes always try to act like football is an easy sport because they dont run 6 miles in a game

i can promise they run way more than that during a week, just like soccer players run a shitload more than 6 miles in one day. the problem is that you use 6 miles as some kind of gold standard...that aint shit

6/16/2008 4:55:33 PM

^ agreed

6/16/2008 4:58:00 PM

theres no such thing as being fat and in excellent shape. You can be fat and strong if thats what you mean.

6/16/2008 5:31:22 PM

I like football and I like soccer.

6/16/2008 5:32:25 PM

let's agree on one thing

they're all pussies compared to hockey players

6/16/2008 5:32:49 PM

ditto that

6/16/2008 5:32:59 PM

Let's all agree on one thing.

DID YOU KNOW VINYLBANDIT PLAYS HOCKEY

HE DOES

HE TALKS ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME

HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY #1

6/16/2008 5:33:37 PM

i would put roy keane in a fight vs any hockey player

but i like hockey too tho

6/16/2008 5:34:49 PM

yes, roy keane has the unnatural advantage of being fueled by whiskey

probably be a shit fighter on skates, though

6/16/2008 5:36:41 PM

no no no


WHISKEY is fueled by ROY KEANE.

6/16/2008 5:38:50 PM

hahaha

too true

6/16/2008 6:08:20 PM

ahahah

6/16/2008 6:50:40 PM

Quote :

"less trolling and more EJ praise damnit"

6/16/2008 7:30:10 PM

Quote :

"theres no such thing as being fat and in excellent shape. You can be fat and strong if thats what you mean"

and youre completely full of shit and talking out of your ass, you dont know anything brotha

6/16/2008 10:28:41 PM

6/16/2008 11:07:47 PM

shawn michaels is the best EVA

6/16/2008 11:10:37 PM

Quote :

"DID YOU KNOW VINYLBANDIT PLAYS HOCKEY HE DOES HE TALKS ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY #1"

sounds good to me

6/16/2008 11:20:31 PM

Quote :

"no no no WHISKEY is fueled by ROY KEANE."

Is there anyone else here who would drink the shittiest whiskey on earth if Roy Keane put his name on it?

6/17/2008 12:46:35 AM

well i had a bad experience with shitty whiskey before...the only whiskey i can drink now is canadian whiskey(without gagging). so maybe if there was some Keane Royal, id be all over that haha

6/17/2008 12:59:34 AM

the slogan could be "if you don't like keane royal, ill beat the shit out of you"

6/17/2008 1:41:02 AM

hahahahhahahahahhahahahha


I am going to photoshop the hell out of this when I get back home



I would drink the shit out of some Roy Keane Whiskey



my facebook profile is filled with Roy Keane quotes

6/17/2008 8:40:41 AM

++++ARSHAVIN

6/22/2008 11:31:04 AM

Roy Keane single malt 7 year reserve distilled with Alf Haland's tears

6/22/2008 11:47:44 AM