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5/29/2008 12:06:51 PM

I want one of the nicer George Foreman grills for my 23rd, but maybe my priorities are out of order

5/29/2008 12:06:53 PM

airsoft gun (electric or gas blowback preferrably).

or sex.

5/29/2008 12:10:46 PM

george forman grills are cool! i want one

5/29/2008 12:21:09 PM

the same shit we wanted when we were 6 years old

5/29/2008 12:53:17 PM

he wants you to bring some friends with crisco over and see who can catch his greased up hog first

5/29/2008 12:58:56 PM

i'd kill for the drapery rods and window treatments for the 100" window that occupies the majority of one wall in my new living room

that stuff's expensive

5/29/2008 1:08:43 PM

did you just say you wanted new curtains?

5/29/2008 1:21:11 PM

^^please hand over your man card this minute!

5/29/2008 1:22:02 PM

lol why would you register as quagmire when you turn a thread about blowjobs and video games into curtain shopping?

wtf

5/29/2008 1:24:29 PM

ok, now that would be a gay gift..

5/29/2008 1:27:05 PM

get him a fleshlight

5/29/2008 1:28:28 PM

how much do those things cost?

and no one answered my question about the porn dvds

5/29/2008 1:29:41 PM

You know, we don't know his interests and likes. I might ask for a new inflatable pfd, sailing gloves, weightlifting shoes, a weight vest and other stuff that these people won't know. I bet he has hobbies and wants that you don't know. JUST FUCKING ASK HIM FOR A LIST.

5/29/2008 1:29:53 PM

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"he keeps telling me nothing, i'm not going to get him nothing.. "

5/29/2008 1:34:09 PM

5/29/2008 1:34:49 PM

Is there something you think he needs? One birthday my gf bought me new underwear--as in completely replaced my supply.

What does he like to do?

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 1:37:28 PM

Take him to the beach/mountains for the weekend.

5/29/2008 1:38:20 PM

i told you woman! i don't need or want anything!

birthdays stop at age 16!

5/29/2008 1:38:21 PM

haha

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : what about 18 and 21?]

5/29/2008 1:39:16 PM

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"Video games Home-cooked food Blow jobs"

5/29/2008 1:39:56 PM

it is a pretty solid list, right there

5/29/2008 1:41:40 PM

what teh fuck is up with all the blow job answers?

have you people never received oral sex before?

5/29/2008 1:41:55 PM

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"What does he like to do?"

he likes to masturbate and sleep

oh, and drink... he likes to drink a lot..

and sleep with teddy bears

5/29/2008 1:47:54 PM

i don't masturbate

ive done that like twice remember?

5/29/2008 1:50:19 PM

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"did you just say you wanted new curtains?"

i don't WANT them, i NEED them...the girlfriend and i like to walk around the house relatively unclothed...the window faces the street and it's huge...the neighbors might not mind her, but i think they might mind me

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"please hand over your man card this minute!"

damnation, i think i meant to put this in the other thread

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"lol why would you register as quagmire when you turn a thread about blowjobs and video games into curtain shopping? wtf"

well, quagmire02 has been my AIM SN since 9th grade (1996? 1997? might have been 10th)...i used to read a lot, and i liked words that most people didn't know (you do realize a quagmire is not JUST a character on family guy, right?)...well, when i registered here in 2002 (was family guy even on television then?), i just used my long-standing AIM SN as my TWW SN

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"ok, now that would be a gay gift.."

not so! if you picked out the curtains and hardware for him, you'd save him the embarrassment that is curtain shopping! it's very anti-gay!

5/29/2008 1:54:49 PM

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"oh, and drink... he likes to drink a lot.."

nice bottle of scotch might do it

5/29/2008 1:55:14 PM

^^hmm... touche

well played sir


hmmm..... HAY GIMP, DO FAGS LIKE SCOTCH?!

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:56 PM. Reason : AD]

5/29/2008 1:55:59 PM

this fag got sick on scotch on his 21st birthday and now cannot drink it

5/29/2008 1:58:50 PM

scotch tastes like rubbing alcohol

but perhaps i haven't had good scotch

5/29/2008 1:59:20 PM

mayhaps

5/29/2008 1:59:43 PM

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"but perhaps i haven't had good scotch"

the 18 year old kind is CRAZY DELICIOUS

5/29/2008 1:59:54 PM

GET ME A PONY

5/29/2008 2:00:45 PM

quagmire02 is too poor for 18yo scotch, i think

5/29/2008 2:00:53 PM

I prefer bourbon, but scotchy scotch is pretty tasty too!

5/29/2008 2:01:03 PM

how about a goat?

5/29/2008 2:01:06 PM

i'll do bourbon before scotch, but neither is my particular favorite

a nice bottle of shiraz, or, if i'm in the mood, a moscato will hit the spot, though

^ i want one for my yard so i don't have to mow it...apparently, you can legally own 1 goat within city limits if you have less than 1 acre

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 2:02:44 PM

i like a good chianti

i can't drink most colored liquors, they make me

however, i would love to learn to appreciate a good scotch or something that will make me look fancy at the bar haha

5/29/2008 2:04:17 PM

go with brandy

5/29/2008 2:05:08 PM

hmm.... indeed

5/29/2008 2:05:27 PM

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"colored"

haha j/k I couldn't help myself!

Hmmm I never thought about getting some to look fancy! It's just yummy. Tonight I'll order a glass since I'll be all dressed up! Sexciting!!!

5/29/2008 2:06:29 PM

i would like a 12 year old asian prostitute for my bday

and a pony

5/29/2008 2:07:10 PM

get him nothing, which is he said, and just pamper him and that will let him know you are there to help him celebrate living.

5/29/2008 2:08:43 PM

hahahaha i totally wasn't think about that "colored" thing

5/29/2008 2:08:51 PM

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"that will let him know you are there to help him celebrate living."

5/29/2008 2:09:40 PM

celebrate living!! i like the sound of that

5/29/2008 2:10:37 PM

rope, handcuffs, and a gag

5/29/2008 2:10:40 PM

how about a baby!?

that's a really bad idea

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 2:12 PM. Reason : a]

5/29/2008 2:11:47 PM

how about take him here

5/29/2008 2:13:00 PM

hey yea, make me a baby

ill give you the stuff you need

5/29/2008 2:13:05 PM