i dont take number

2

's at work

6/2/2008 8:43:16 PM

i spent about 40 minutes on the shitter today at work

took a NYT with me

6/12/2008 9:56:41 PM

6/12/2008 9:59:39 PM

Did you wipe right after the poop came out or did you wait to wipe till you were about to leave ?

I always like to wipe right after the poop comes out...otherwise it has a tendency to cake

6/12/2008 9:59:47 PM

i'm really OCD about toilets... even my own...

i have to wipe ALL surfaces of the toilet that i might come into contact with

like the whole top/bottom of the seat, the rim, underneath the rim, the back of the toilet, etc.

and... this is strange, i know... i take my pants completely off b/c i'm scared someone took a piss and missed and it's all dried up on the floor and going to get on my pants.

it's a very involved process for me.

also, i'm on a constant quest to find the least used bathrooms in my building... i also time my shits based on when other people are likely to shit (i.e. not at 3pm or so, people LOVE to shit right before they're about to leave for some reason)

i'm a shy pooper... if someone else comes in i just stay as quiet as i can until they leave, haha

6/12/2008 11:39:10 PM

[Edited on June 12, 2008 at 11:40 PM. Reason : on second thought, nevermind]

6/12/2008 11:40:25 PM

I go to the large stall on the 3rd floor, but lately people have been pissing me off. The past 3 days.

Day 1 pee all over and around the toilet
Day 2 a weight watchers magazine in the toilet
Day 3 poop smeared just below the back side of the lid
Day 4 all clear!!

6/12/2008 11:42:20 PM

1. wait for boss to take lunch
2. sneak into boss's office
3. poop in trashcan
4. drag butt on carpet
5. discreetly walk away

6/12/2008 11:45:15 PM

1. poop
2. shame
3.

6/12/2008 11:50:44 PM

To eliminate the splash back effect, place a thin layer of toilet paper on the surface of the toilet water. This ensures a dry and healthy anus.

6/13/2008 12:10:51 AM

Tell me something I don't know

6/13/2008 12:12:06 AM