as long as they don't smell the same...

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 6:23 PM. Reason : 2]

6/15/2008 6:23:13 PM

Well I think a rule of thumb is that if they do, you should get as far away from the one between legs as you can. Puss there is never a good thing.

6/15/2008 6:25:21 PM

if it smells like fish, treat it like a dish.
if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

6/15/2008 6:30:23 PM

I got bitten by a spider on my face and it swelled up so bad it made my eye swell shut. just get a sharp needle, few deep breaths, and count to three lol.

6/15/2008 7:23:17 PM

needle doesnt do it, the shit is too thick... hole too small

need a bigger needle or small knife

6/15/2008 7:30:51 PM

http://acne-be-gone.freeonlinegames.com/

6/15/2008 7:58:55 PM

PUSSY and PUSSY are spelled the same. but PUS and PUSS are different.

6/15/2008 8:02:35 PM

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"I am so serious. All I do is sit here and wish I had friends who had zits or cysts My friends suck "

I would TOTALLY love to be my friends' MD!

6/15/2008 8:43:15 PM

schpexnel how far did u stick the needle in? like how far do you got to go to pop these damn things?

6/15/2008 8:45:35 PM

depth isn't an issue.. the shit coming out is THICK, so a little hole isn't enough

and to answer the question.. it was all the way into it.. like after you go through the layer of skin on the outside its just like hollow feeling so you can move the needle around and stuff.. so i know it was deep enough, just not a big enough needle

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 8:47 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/15/2008 8:46:16 PM

couldnt you pop a few small holes and then just squeeze it like a zit and force it to come out?

6/15/2008 8:48:04 PM

gross

ever think of using a syringe tube and sucking it out with the plunger?

remove the needle of course

and if you want to numb the area up extra good you can always use an EMLA patch

6/15/2008 8:49:10 PM

i had a little knot on my neck for like a year that was obviously a pus pocket or something. so i ate a bunch of mushrooms and at some point during the night, had EMCE stab me in the neck with a knife

i still have tiny hole there if you feel around for it.

i say try it on mushrooms

6/15/2008 8:50:13 PM

put tea tree oil on it

6/15/2008 8:51:14 PM

just get a girl to pop it for you. girls are fucking gross

6/15/2008 8:53:15 PM

did it work jackleg?

6/15/2008 8:54:04 PM

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"couldnt you pop a few small holes and then just squeeze it like a zit and force it to come out?"

if its too thick to come out through one hole why would it come out through 3 separate holes? if it's too thick it's too thick

hmm the idea about sucking with syringe after i put a hole in it might work.. maybe i can find a little bigger needle too

hmm brb

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"i say try it on mushrooms "

haha..I HAS NO MUSHROOMS!!1!

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/15/2008 8:54:06 PM

idk dude when i pop a zit sometimes it doesnt even need a hole...i'd think if you put enough pressure on it it doesnt matter how thick it is...its gotta go somewhere

6/15/2008 8:55:08 PM

thats the reason it's here to begin with..there is no where for the puss to go. there is no pore, there is no hole. it's not a normal zit, at all

i seriously had my skin bleeding around it where i was pushing so hard one night and it still woudln't come out and at that point it was so sore i didnt want to try cutting into it

6/15/2008 8:57:06 PM

really hot washcloth will loosen that shit up a lot. i had a knot in my earlobe and the doctor took it out with (i think) the same tool she uses to prick fingers for blood and a syringe.

i guess she's seen grosser. moral of the story, it came back really fast, and theres not much you can do about it. so fuck it i guess.

6/15/2008 9:01:20 PM

do they have a prescription or something that could help it?

6/15/2008 9:01:34 PM

you have to take out the sack around it before it'll stop coming back

6/15/2008 9:02:10 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YSlgUGlK4yE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u-S6k8xaB_w
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G_uSA_RLM9A

http://popthatzit.com/

6/15/2008 10:09:10 PM

damn do yall really like watching that shit?

6/15/2008 10:10:22 PM

i will never eat again

6/15/2008 10:17:55 PM

I've got a cyst on my back that needs to come out. stitches are required. any volunteers?

6/15/2008 10:23:59 PM

I'll do it for

6/15/2008 10:27:12 PM

my specialist co-pay is only $40, no thanks

6/15/2008 10:28:24 PM

wow you people still post here....

6/15/2008 10:36:01 PM

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"wow you people still post here...."

there ya go

6/15/2008 10:37:29 PM

Most of those were absolutely disgusting...but I enjoy popping zits as much as anybody.

6/15/2008 11:13:38 PM

TKE....I'll pay YOU to do it. I shit you not. You guys, I seriously can't stop watching these...I am finding myself getting really pissed off at the camera people when it's shaky and shit. Like I actually yelled out loud to stop fucking moving. And I'm getting pissed when people's hands and shit are getting in the way. I say again, WHY CAN'T I HAVE FRIENDS WITH THESE?!?!?!?

[Edited on June 15, 2008 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ]

6/15/2008 11:35:55 PM

btt...I need new videos. Where's a good place to see some besides youtube and popthatzit?

6/16/2008 8:05:40 PM

i had something like what ScHpEnXeL is talking about under my arm pit

i talked to my mom about it (shes a nurse) and damn if i wasnt at a specialist in 18 hours because the location screamed lymphoma...i didnt know that before hand

6/16/2008 8:12:18 PM

you should probably look up the word for zit and puss in other languages and search for them on youtube.. maybe that'll get you some you haven't seen yet

6/16/2008 8:14:46 PM

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=tbj&resnum=0&q=abscess%20drainage&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

6/16/2008 8:16:26 PM

Not the biggest I've ever seen. But I think yall will enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PpwjbZzhtU&feature=related

6/16/2008 8:46:52 PM

OLD

6/16/2008 8:48:02 PM

fucking gross

6/16/2008 8:48:37 PM

so according to babelfish, both the words 'zit and pus' are the same in spanish. But good thinking ScHpEnXeL. I can tell you are a man with great intelligence We need more of you round here

6/16/2008 9:03:29 PM

Damn Lauren, too bad you're west coast and I'm at the beach east coast. I don't want to see a doctor about this damn thing

lol

6/16/2008 9:13:31 PM

seriously... My ex has a bump on his back which he's had for years...and it never has really gotten bigger so I'm not sure if it is a cyst or something else but he said if I did the research, he'd let me 'operate' on him. I'd just be worried if I got in there and it wasn't a cyst....then we'd have problems....

but if I do anything, I'll be video taping it!!!!!!!

6/16/2008 9:16:59 PM

hahaha.

I had an ex-gf once that LOVED to pull out my ingrown hairs (mainly on my neck). I really miss that

6/16/2008 9:28:30 PM

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"i had a little knot on my neck for like a year that was obviously a pus pocket or something. so i ate a bunch of mushrooms and at some point during the night, had EMCE stab me in the neck with a knife i still have tiny hole there if you feel around for it. i say try it on mushrooms"

this is a true story
thanks for bringing back NIGHTMARES

6/16/2008 9:30:35 PM

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"just get a girl to pop it for you. girls are fucking gross"

this is also true. Wordsworth has popped one for me in my armpit once. and about once a week, she'll sit there with a needle and tweezers and pick at my face where razor bumps are starting to form.




that woman is NASTY!
but I guess I love her

6/16/2008 9:32:43 PM

ive got one on the inside of my left nostril that i can't pop, and a bump i just found today on my right armpit i can't fucking reach

6/16/2008 10:05:56 PM

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"I had an ex-gf once that LOVED to pull out my ingrown hairs (mainly on my neck). I really miss that"

That reminds me of monkeys grooming each other. It's cemented in our nature.

^ Also, there's a joke in there about not being able to reach your armpit, but I'm not feeling assholish enough right now to make it.

6/16/2008 10:44:32 PM

back in late middle school, while playing basketball, the ball somehow bounced up into the bottom tip of my chin and busted the fuck out of it. over the next couple of years, this little knot started growing. then, one day i got sick and tired of having this growing knot on the bottom of my chin, so i poked it with a needle and squeezed the fuck out of it. it took a lot of pressure, but exploded like one of those you see on youtube, with a looooong string of pus. next i noticed tiny bits of hair in the pus. after a while of squeezing that shit out, it got to one hair that was a few inches long.

ends up that the basketball hitting my chin must have injured me to the point where a hair on my going-thru-puberty chin was growing...so it became ingrown, and grew under my skin over a period of a couple years.

it scared the shit out of me when that thing broke loose. i still have a tiny pocket of skin under my chin where it happened.

ive always had a bad complexion, so i could have put mytwocents to work a long time ago.

6/16/2008 11:34:56 PM

Quote :

"TKE....I'll pay YOU to do it. I shit you not. You guys, I seriously can't stop watching these...I am finding myself getting really pissed off at the camera people when it's shaky and shit. Like I actually yelled out loud to stop fucking moving. And I'm getting pissed when people's hands and shit are getting in the way."

hahahahahah I do the same thing >.<

6/17/2008 5:40:08 AM

OK...Now THIS is NOT cool. Someone has some SERIOUS issues here

6/18/2008 3:53:22 PM