^a more helpful tip would say "dont get drunk near dnl cause he may over do it"

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 7:59 PM. Reason : that one just goes to attractive women in general]

6/26/2008 7:59:18 PM

haha i still have that video with whats her name.

6/26/2008 8:03:41 PM

haha...almost thought about hitting up whats her name the other day for some reason but i didnt


hows she doing anyways? there is a pic of her on facebook and it looks like you can see her nip in the pic

6/26/2008 8:04:55 PM

this is why dnl does not have a gf. and idk how she is. haven't hung out with her in ages since you scared her away.

6/26/2008 8:06:02 PM

Why would people take girlfriend advice from someone who has never had a girlfriend?

6/26/2008 8:06:07 PM

^^lol nuh uh she came over a few times after the second incident

6/26/2008 8:06:34 PM

a very good tip is to make them think you are gay also...like maybe plant some seeds of doubt and then out of the blue be like bam lets get it on

6/26/2008 8:08:14 PM

The very notion of any of the male populace around here (myself included) having a girlfriend is, to put it mildly, preposterous. Therefore, this thread has no purpose.

[/thread][/self-pwn]

6/26/2008 8:38:58 PM

^i see what you did there...i wish we had more users like you sometimes

6/26/2008 8:43:21 PM

so I saw dnl's retarded ass in front of the revenue office downtown the other day. all I could think was "damn"

6/26/2008 8:51:36 PM

bullllllllllllllllll shit


post the address to that shit...or what day was it cause i rememeber what color shirt i had each day...or what shoes cause i know what day i wore my black ones

6/26/2008 8:54:39 PM

i got a couple tips i thought of tonight but the person would read it and it seems women always try to take things the worst way possible(which is kinda a tip in and of itself)

6/26/2008 11:33:12 PM

Don't admit to stalking people would probably be a good place to start.

6/26/2008 11:48:48 PM

oh best tip of all...like if the chick is kinda interested, dont like jump start it into 3rd gear and expect her to think of you the same...once they know they have you they wont get up with you anymore

6/26/2008 11:53:52 PM

dont whip your dick out and say


" I DONT GIVE A FUCK "


this does not turn out well. Unless the girl is a skank.

6/26/2008 11:56:21 PM

dating advice from dnl.

6/26/2008 11:56:57 PM

^^thank you favio for bringing up a good point...if a chick ever shows interest after doing something odd shes probably a skank

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ,.]

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason : ^not dating advice, getting a gf...gf are like "worthy" women where as a date could just be friends]

6/26/2008 11:57:12 PM

NEVER


EVER

EVER EVER EVER


tell a broad she looks like someone else...that is an automatic no no...most of you probably know this but i made the mistake the other day

6/27/2008 12:08:38 AM

dont let wolfweb women keep you awake at night

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 1:13 AM. Reason : lol]

6/27/2008 1:13:40 AM

Quote :

"like if the chick is kinda interested, dont like jump start it into 3rd gear and expect her to think of you the same...once they know they have you they wont get up with you anymore"

lol I sincerely hope I'm not the only woman NOT like this.

6/27/2008 1:17:31 AM

hot broads are like that

6/27/2008 1:18:06 AM

Quote :

"BROADS LIKE ORIGINALITY"

6/27/2008 1:24:51 AM

go for the Splash !

6/27/2008 1:26:11 AM

Quote :

" BAIL ON TWW "

6/27/2008 1:27:40 AM

never quit cigarettes for a chick...at best...find a chick that will be ok if you cut down

6/28/2008 3:30:08 AM

^haha, you tried to quit cigs for poontang.

6/28/2008 1:14:21 PM

there is a girl for everyone right

6/28/2008 1:17:10 PM

your only hope is to get as buff and rich as you possibly can

because you look a little downy

6/28/2008 1:30:45 PM

be nice...

I am sure that his IRL personality is opposite of how he is on here....

or at least one can hope

6/28/2008 1:31:29 PM

^^lol coming from you that is hilarious

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : (seriously)]

6/28/2008 3:26:03 PM

DNL's method to getting a girlfriend:

Step 1: Purchase women's clothing.
Step 2: Place said clothing on male roommate.
Step 3: Place makeup on said roommate.
Step 4: Place wig on said roommate.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit

6/28/2008 3:30:52 PM

Quote :

"there is a girl for everyone right"

evan, duhhh

6/28/2008 4:09:04 PM

There is a right girl for Evan too, she's just going to be sad and lonely until they go shopping together.

(<3 evan)

6/28/2008 4:49:16 PM

know when to let things go...women are often wrong and if you are always correcting them they will want someone who is dumber

6/28/2008 9:32:21 PM

oh btw...dont listen to crunk music near them

6/29/2008 5:29:31 PM

Quote :

"There is a right girl for Evan too, she's just going to be sad and lonely until they go shopping together. (<3 evan)"

how did i miss this

7/1/2008 11:31:53 PM

honestly the very best tip is dont do drugs

7/1/2008 11:32:38 PM

My advice:

1. Kill yourself
2. Hope reincarnation exists
3. Try again

7/1/2008 11:32:58 PM

4. profit

7/1/2008 11:33:24 PM

by the way, dont tie your own tie if you can have a broad do it for you....make sure you wear a good amount of cologne that day

7/2/2008 9:40:47 AM

shoot myself if I ever eat at cici's again EVER. Cheap runny shits is what it should be called!!!

DNL that's where the fat bitches belong and should stay...they can eat their hearts share of my portion.

7/2/2008 11:38:20 AM

don't date college chicks

7/2/2008 12:06:43 PM

yeah I usually go for the middle school chicks

7/2/2008 12:08:38 PM

Quote :

"your only hope is to get as buff and rich as you possibly can"

this is what i'm trying but it still isn't working

7/2/2008 12:15:38 PM

Quote :

"oh btw...dont listen to crunk music near them"

I wish more women liked crunk music.

7/2/2008 12:32:19 PM

this thread reminds me of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

7/2/2008 12:35:59 PM

^^

7/2/2008 2:06:13 PM

definitely dont call a woman(that you are trying to make your gf, not someone in a relationship) weathered

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 3:38:17 PM

make her a bday thread at 12:00am on her bday..lolololol

9/1/2008 12:25:32 AM

Continue on sir. You are amusing us.

9/1/2008 1:02:28 AM