first bitch i was with really liked my hands she said

6/27/2008 2:14:44 PM

not the majority imo

i'd say maybe 1/3 are that way

6/27/2008 2:14:46 PM

it's a good half i'd guess

6/27/2008 2:15:14 PM

Yes it is. A lot of girls require direct clitoral stimulation. Just buy some lube if lotion burns you, jo with lube is 10x better than lotion.

6/27/2008 2:15:42 PM

only 35% of women orgasm vaginally

the other 65% is clitorally only

6/27/2008 2:16:12 PM

yeah i'm gonna get some lube soon i guess...self checkout ftw

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ^what about anal? i know a few that can orgasm from it]

6/27/2008 2:16:36 PM

takes the fun out of it imo when they have to rub thier clit during sex

feels like im not during a good enough job

6/27/2008 2:16:50 PM

That 35% gotta get em cowboy style yeehaw

6/27/2008 2:16:59 PM

Y'all should take some pointers from Spontaneous.

6/27/2008 2:17:49 PM

why, does he fuck a lot

6/27/2008 2:18:16 PM

uggos

6/27/2008 2:19:10 PM

lol

I'd rather JO than have sex with one of them

6/27/2008 2:20:25 PM

He taught me most of what I know about orgasms - I thought it was all clit but apparently there's a lot more that you can do.

6/27/2008 2:20:36 PM

there needs to be more items you can jury rig around the house...



the rubber glove/towel trick works ok if you have lube that doesnt irritate

6/27/2008 2:25:34 PM

where's that thing about putting a melon in the microwave and cutting a hole in it and fucking it?

6/27/2008 2:26:41 PM

oh wow that sounds good

6/27/2008 2:27:08 PM

Sex is too much work. Be nice to her, stimulate her, touch her, kiss her, talk to her, blah, blah, blah...

6/27/2008 2:27:47 PM

you know, you could always get a crack whore dnl

6/27/2008 2:28:26 PM

^^^^

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : ^, thread too hot]

6/27/2008 2:28:27 PM

^^melon doesnt have an std though lol

6/27/2008 2:28:51 PM

dnl - smarter than the average crackwhore-fucker

6/27/2008 2:30:59 PM

one thing i like to do is get one of those stridex acne pads and jerk with it for a few minutes till my cock gets really dried out

then right away, I coat it with tons of quality lube and beat furiously till i bust

the contrasting feeling is amazing

6/27/2008 2:32:03 PM

i wouldnt mind having a broads sit on my dick and start doing kegals...would like to see how that feels

6/27/2008 2:33:07 PM

feels pretty good if she does them a lot and has strong pubocoxawhatever muscles

6/27/2008 2:34:03 PM

weird probably

6/27/2008 2:34:17 PM

http://advancedmasturbation.com/27.html

its the one slave told me about with my mattress...this one is a couch though

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : ^^thats what i'd guess....ramunefaerie use to say she did kegals like 30 minuts a day]

6/27/2008 2:34:44 PM

^^not at all. she can do it while you're thrusting away and the pulsating tightness or whatever feels pretty good.

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:35 PM. Reason : my e-cock is still huge]

6/27/2008 2:35:13 PM

yeah its pretty cool imo

6/27/2008 2:35:57 PM

http://advancedmasturbation.com/18.html


wtf do you they mean "flex the muscles apart"? how can you flex your butt muscles to part your cheeks??

6/27/2008 2:41:59 PM

You push like you're shitting.

6/27/2008 2:45:19 PM

oh dear jesus

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:45 PM. Reason : dnl's next thread..."i shit myself jacking off"]

6/27/2008 2:45:27 PM

lol i kinda gotta take a dook too so now i dont want to try it

6/27/2008 2:46:18 PM

Quote :

"i wouldnt mind having a broads sit on my dick and start doing kegals...would like to see how that feels"

Best is when they sneeze.

6/27/2008 2:48:35 PM

^haha

http://advancedmasturbation.com/archives/condom-masturbation.html

rofl damn man these people take jerking off to a whole new level....dude is talking about putting a condom on and stretching it over his balls and shit...other guy is like talking about fucking an orange

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2008 2:49:54 PM

i would not advertise that my dick was small enough to fuck an orange

6/27/2008 2:51:21 PM

what really sucks is when you put all the work in and you can't finish the job

6/27/2008 2:51:37 PM

Quote :

"Jerk off in a condom before you go to sleep. Leave the comdom on, and when you wake up, jerk off in the condom again, using last nights semen as a lubricant. Nothing better than your own cum as a lubricant!"

Also lets hope it is at least a naval.

6/27/2008 2:53:02 PM

Oh a side note, never EVER go to sleep with a cock ring on.

6/27/2008 2:53:21 PM

lmao

Quote :

"Using a Condom with "All in" Masturbating This is wonderful for me -- and especially if you're like me and have a fully erect length of 4-5 inches -- it will be for you also. When my erection is bursting, to get going, I take a lubricated condom and fully unroll it on my member, all unrolled so there is lots of slack at the base, just above my balls. I stretch that slack over my scrotum so that I am now "all in", fully held by the condom. Now I am ready to start masturbating. Put on lots of lube and start stroking. As the masturbation pace quickens my sensation is heightened by my balls being tugged and shaken with each stroke. The inevitable is a shuddering explosion, leaving me breathless! "

6/27/2008 2:54:04 PM

i kinda want to try that one actually...think i got like 5 condoms laying around i've never used(tell ugly girls i dont have condoms though)

6/27/2008 2:56:16 PM

An orgasm (for me) really isn't any trouble at all. Give me a good five to ten minutes. The only time it is ever any trouble is when I am looking at porn to get off and I keep finding porn that I've seen ten times before. So what should have taken 10 minutes, takes an hour because I keeping hunting for newer better porn, when I should have just closed my eyes and gone for it.

6/27/2008 2:56:32 PM

Quote :

"Oh a side note, never EVER go to sleep with a cock ring on."

uh no shit?

6/27/2008 2:56:49 PM

dnl we should have a checklist for all the techniques on that site

first to do like 80 percent of them wins

6/27/2008 2:57:47 PM

what do they win?


and whats up with the not wearing a cockring to bed thing? getting morning wood or something?

6/27/2008 2:58:24 PM

idk we can agree on some prize

kinda want to try fucking a pineapple since the middle is already cored out and about cock thickness in circumference

6/27/2008 2:59:29 PM

You arent supposed to leave them on for more than 20 min.

6/27/2008 2:59:43 PM

i would feel so shameful buying a cock ring...idk i guess if my broad really really wanted me to i would

6/27/2008 3:00:31 PM

i was kinda too embarrased to buy condoms for the first time so i stolt them from my camp counselor

6/27/2008 3:02:45 PM

the ones i got are "trojan: extended pleasure"...my exroomates exgf did some superjam thing and she said her job was to hand out condoms all night...she originally gave me like 7 but i used 2 of them for educational purposes

6/27/2008 3:04:12 PM

set em up

6/27/2008 3:04:37 PM