7/10/2008 8:34:12 PM

geeeeezzz

7/10/2008 8:34:18 PM

Quote :

"ok...i take it back... that makes you the king of all pussies"

7/10/2008 8:34:54 PM

king of all pussies...damn.

7/10/2008 8:35:25 PM

and i don't mean that in the least bit positive way

7/10/2008 8:36:05 PM

the king of all pussies does sound like a pretty lucritive title

7/10/2008 8:38:41 PM

I think that the "I like you too much." is a big cop out of an excuse to break up with someone.

I've been guilty of dumping a guy for that very reason.

7/10/2008 8:39:54 PM

^^does spell check not work in China?

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 8:40 PM. Reason : i've used "because you're a big pussy" before ]

7/10/2008 8:39:57 PM

i speel goode

7/10/2008 8:42:10 PM

I came back from a weekend skiing in Colorado and she had changed her relationship status to single and moved in with her high school bf.

The only excuse she had was that I spent too much time in bars. No shit. She was a bartender. That's how we met.

7/10/2008 9:31:28 PM

^is that who I think it is?

I was wondering wtf happened to that trick!

7/10/2008 9:36:28 PM

Quote :

"the most recent ex told me he couldn't date me anymore because i compromised my morals by taking citation points away from a student's paper rather than giving him a zero"

This one.

7/10/2008 10:07:22 PM

It just won't work out, Steph, I'm not ready for a LDR. He just found some pussy out in CO.

7/10/2008 11:13:08 PM

As much of an asshole as Lumpy was, he gave us the infamous story of walking into the bar, where his girlfriend already was, ordering a drink, then pointing at her from across the room, and announcing, "MEAT, YOU'RE FIRED!"

7/10/2008 11:16:25 PM

lol

7/10/2008 11:19:27 PM

parents

7/10/2008 11:21:45 PM