outstanding. on the real.

OH SHIT PAGE 2 SON

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 9:45 AM. Reason : adsfasf]

7/15/2008 9:45:45 AM

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"head for ze hills dude.......trust me"

+1

Guaranteed to fuck around behind your back if you try and stick with it.

7/15/2008 10:16:05 AM

yeah.... thats the certified truth..


i bet if women had carfax reports.... she's probably been the cause of a TON of "accidents"

I need to invent that... carfax for people as a dating history thing... call it hofax

7/15/2008 10:28:15 AM

lol "totaled" = she's been involved in a gang bang

hmm what else..

7/15/2008 10:29:57 AM

just the whole "i am not sure what I want" thing would send me packing.

at least I am honest with chicks. I know what I want, and it's not a girlfriend. if they can deal with that, great. if not, they can go find a boyfriend

7/15/2008 10:32:13 AM

i've found a surprising amount that are ok with it as long as they aren't lied to

it's kinda strange

7/15/2008 10:33:04 AM

salvage/ rebuild-able
(kids)

7/15/2008 10:33:10 AM

water damage = she likes it on the face (and other body parts)

7/15/2008 10:33:18 AM

lol shit i'd call them salvage after they have a kid or something..

7/15/2008 10:33:42 AM

.... what on the face????

i think water damage (which is a good one) should involve urine

^^ thats what i meant.... has kids

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:35 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2008 10:34:23 AM

yeah, squirters = water damage

7/15/2008 10:34:46 AM

ok she likes to be peed on....that works!!!

7/15/2008 10:34:55 AM

haha

7/15/2008 10:35:37 AM

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"just the whole "i am not sure what I want" thing would send me packing."

you can pretty much translate "i'm not sure what i want" into "i don't want you but i'll let you buy me stuff and give me attention until a dude i want comes along"....

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"i've found a surprising amount that are ok with it as long as they aren't lied to"

yeah...that works surprisingly well...

i hate it when dude's tell me what they think i want to hear....

just tell me the fucking truth and what you really mean....if it upsets me, i'll get over it....but i won't get over being lied to

7/15/2008 10:36:15 AM

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"i've found a surprising amount that are ok with it as long as they aren't lied to"

the only problem is, the majority of them are only OK with it because they think they will eventually be able to convince you to be their boyfriend.

7/15/2008 10:36:58 AM

Now.. we need a carfax report to edit.

7/15/2008 10:37:45 AM

as sad as it sounds a girl would rather be treated like a whore than like an idiot

7/15/2008 10:40:05 AM

lol.. but.. i thought they were all idiots?

k maybe just the ones i pick

7/15/2008 10:40:50 AM

What about "fire damage"? =Herpes? =PID? =Clap? =All of the above?

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason : =]

7/15/2008 10:40:59 AM

^^they are all crazy...yes

but they don't like to be treated like they're stupid

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:42 AM. Reason : even though a lot of them are....very....VERY....stupid....]

7/15/2008 10:41:44 AM

hahah any of the above.


what would be AIDS

Isn't there a "scrap" designation when a car is mangled beyond repair?

7/15/2008 10:42:25 AM

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"a girl would rather be treated like a whore than like an idiot"

this may be the best quote I have read on here in a long time

7/15/2008 10:42:50 AM

why do women act dumb then... i mean in know REALLY smart girls who act like airheads as if they think guys like that better?

7/15/2008 10:44:01 AM

i took a girl out to dinner last week. She was from the niagra falls area, none of you know her

7/15/2008 10:44:26 AM

I treated all my past g/f's like whores and they broke up with me. They said I cared more about sex than them. I, of course, saw nothing wrong with that. Is that convoluted logic?

7/15/2008 10:44:31 AM

i see nothing wrong with that

7/15/2008 10:44:52 AM

^^^^a) because women lose their freaking minds around men they like

b) there is an overwhelming population of men that are intimidated by women that are capable of higher thinking


^^well then they weren't really your gf's....they were your fuck buddies....and there is nothing wrong with that...just don't try to pass it off as something different

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:46 AM. Reason : asdf]

7/15/2008 10:45:20 AM

Your "b)" does not exist to me.

7/15/2008 10:46:08 AM

I WILL NOT date a stupid girl...

7/15/2008 10:46:25 AM

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"I treated all my past g/f's like whores and they broke up with me. They said I cared more about sex than them. I, of course, saw nothing wrong with that. Is that convoluted logic?"

Need to find a girl that likes sex as much as you. Problem solved.

Then she'll put up with you the rest of the time, but it only works if you are really good at it.

7/15/2008 10:46:57 AM

^ I found one of those. We just ended up cheating on each other when we weren't around one another. Gawd I miss her...except for the whole crazy possessive part...

7/15/2008 10:48:37 AM

yep...because all solid relationships are based on sex

7/15/2008 10:49:00 AM

Yes

7/15/2008 10:50:21 AM

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"yep...because all solid relationships are based on sex"

Not based on it, but if there's not compatibility then it's not gonna last. Really, no matter how much you like each other if one's a prude and the other's a freak it's not gonna last.

7/15/2008 10:50:58 AM

my parent's probably haven't had sex in over 20 years and they are more in love now than they ever were...


if you can't be with somebody without fucking all the time then maybe you shouldn't be with them at all...

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:53 AM. Reason : i'm not saying it's not important....but it shouldn't be the deciding factor]

7/15/2008 10:52:29 AM

^ Does not compute

7/15/2008 10:52:53 AM

this thread is awesome.

7/15/2008 10:54:16 AM

maybe i'm just weird...

i can get great sex just about anywhere if i look for it....but that doesn't mean i'm going to want to spend any quality time with that person outside of the bedroom/bathroom/living room floor/elevator/etc....

if i can't enjoy the company of a man without just killing time until we can fuck then it's never going to be anything very important

7/15/2008 10:56:00 AM

^ you just don't want to think of your parents having sex... they are.



[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:56 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2008 10:56:02 AM

pretty sure they aren't

7/15/2008 10:56:41 AM

well i know at least your mom is

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:57 AM. Reason : ZING]

7/15/2008 10:57:32 AM

^^^^ Some of the girls I've dated have gotten mad at me for not putting out, so I suppose it's just your preference.

^^ How are you so sure? Do you sleep in between them every night?

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:58 AM. Reason : : beatup :]

7/15/2008 10:57:49 AM

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"maybe i'm just weird... i can get great sex just about anywhere if i look for it....but that doesn't mean i'm going to want to spend any quality time with that person outside of the bedroom/bathroom/living room floor/elevator/etc.... if i can't enjoy the company of a man without just killing time until we can fuck then it's never going to be anything very important"

Opposite is true as well.

If you enjoy spending time together but the sex is bad or not happening at all might as well be friends.

7/15/2008 10:58:08 AM

^^oh i'd be pissed too if you never wanted to do it...

don't misunderstand me here....i LOVE sex...A LOT....


but no relationship should be based on it

they don't sleep in the same room....my dad snores and keeps her awake


^some of the worst sex i ever had was with a guy i was head over heels for....and that's really all it took to make it alright.....

it wasn't terrible but it wasn't even close to great....but he was great....and therefore the sex took care of itself

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 11:00 AM. Reason : sadf]

7/15/2008 10:58:58 AM

sex may not be the most important part of a good relationship, but it is still important

7/15/2008 10:59:32 AM

It's like...top two

7/15/2008 11:00:55 AM

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"my parent's probably haven't had sex in over 20 years and they are more in love now than they ever were..."

Ill bet they fucked like rabbits the first half of their relationship too.

Of course sex isnt the only important thing in a relation ship. But like other things, if you arent sexually compatible, it isnt going to last

7/15/2008 11:01:03 AM

^^^i have never said it's not important....EVER

[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 11:01 AM. Reason : sdfa]

7/15/2008 11:01:11 AM

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"sex may not be the most important part of a good relationship, but it is still important"

Exactly!

Swinger and a prude are gonna last about a day before they realize it's not gonna work out.

It's not the only thing, but it's one of the things you have to have for a relationship to last. Not something you should compromise on, unless you both realize this is just a way to keep busy until someone better shows up.

7/15/2008 11:02:41 AM

hahaha

7/15/2008 11:03:24 AM