WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
Budweiser is American?
I had no idea. Then again, I have sense.
ANHEISER? REALLY? ANHEISER?
Come on.
oh, and Page 2 says, "USA #1".
[Edited on July 15, 2008 at 10:27 PM. Reason : easdfas] 7/15/2008 10:26:49 PM |
dakota_man All American 26584 Posts user info edit post |
BUD ICE
imported 7/15/2008 10:28:31 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
"Bud" is so Amerrkin. 7/15/2008 10:29:06 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
well in that case nothing is america, not even native american indians but the fact is thats not true, american is what is invented and cultivated here and is associated with american culture
hollywood is getting eclipsed by bollywood largest buildings are in middle east biggest banks are in china hottest deserts are in africa the monopoly on the goodlife once ......monopolized by america is slowly slipping through our fingers
but im sure yall already get this 7/16/2008 12:34:44 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18190 Posts user info edit post |
You leave Budweiser out of this
Them getting sold made me $michigan 7/16/2008 12:37:24 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
what did you have bud stock? 7/16/2008 12:40:13 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
And how's your bush? 7/16/2008 12:40:50 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
we still have big forest fires.
or has someone topped us there? 7/16/2008 12:42:44 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
idk who cares?
[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:45 AM. Reason : forest fires?] 7/16/2008 12:45:14 AM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
Jello Biafra. 7/16/2008 12:46:04 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
The forest fires are not for sale. We're keeping those. 7/16/2008 12:46:16 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18190 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what did you have bud stock?" |
Yep.
Not enough that I'd call it $texas, but definitely more than $delaware7/16/2008 12:47:14 AM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
$Kansas 7/16/2008 12:47:58 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43409 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "we still have big forest fires.
or has someone topped us there?" |
Indonesia has had larger forest fires for a long time (maybe forever?).
I'm pretty sure Rockefeller Center is foreign owed as well7/16/2008 12:49:17 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Not enough that I'd call it $texas, but definitely more than $delaware" |
damn, they're trading i think at around $60, hard to make money on that unless you have $texas invested7/16/2008 12:52:37 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18190 Posts user info edit post |
Well, when I bought it a year ago it was around 47, now it's almost 67.
[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 12:57 AM. Reason : MAYBE IT'S NOT $MICHIGAN TO YOU, BUT IT IS TO ME, GODDAMN IT!!!] 7/16/2008 12:57:05 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
well depends on how many shares you had 7/16/2008 1:03:15 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "THAT'S NOT FAT
THEY'RE FREEDOM CELLS" |
I want that on a t-shirt, a bumper sticker, and a miniature pennant.7/16/2008 1:03:37 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
^haha, didnt see that 7/16/2008 1:04:55 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
We aren't even the fattest anymore.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/health/australia-worlds-fattest-nation/2008/06/19/1213770886872.html 7/16/2008 1:38:39 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
no worries i just ate a midnight snack of mac n cheese. i'm working hard to get us back to #1.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! 7/16/2008 1:41:37 AM |
RSXTypeS Suspended 12280 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Olympics go to China" |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA i never laughed so hard in my life. did you really just say that Olympics were American?
you should add education went to the shitter to your list.7/16/2008 1:46:06 AM |
goFigure All American 1583 Posts user info edit post |
lambaste America and CNN all you want, but a pretty decent article was presented recently on there.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/10/beck.rightwithamerica/index.html?iref=newssearch
I personally like the southpark episode where Cartman goes back in time to the founding fathers and finds out that America is great b/c the pussies are allowed to bitch while the assholes run things and protect everyone (also from Team America)
While we have many faults, capitalism allows us to work ridiculously hard and make a shit ton of money and your own personal efforts are potentially rewarded. Religious freedom makes it where we can be Muslim catholic protestant Jewish or Jehovah's witness and still own property and keep our lives (and wives in some states). Freedom of speech allows us to speak our minds without fear of reprisal and bitch about anything and everything. And our government is founded on the fact that EVERYBODY is corrupt so have checks and balances in place to keep things headed in the right direction.
We're lazy and eat like shit and because we're dependent on wide open spaces and want 2 ton vehicles to carry 1 kid to soccer and back... But we're not all that way, it WILL come into check. Look at the mid 70's auto market, it's EXACTLY like it is today... American auto companies were building bigger gas guzzling cars and suddenly the small crappy Japanese cars that got absurd gas millage comparatively were suddenly all the rage (CVCC todays civic)... ironically the honda's have gotten over sized also...
I think the gas prices will help America retrain it's course towards localized food(the Irish I hang out with up here complain about the poor quality of American produce which is because it's shipped across the entire country for months), the willingness to walk 2 miles to get somewhere and better public transportation...
We're ALLOWED to question anything and anyone which promotes free thinking. It's our freedom of speech and general "we can do anything" mentality that propel our ingenuity.
As much shit as America represents and as much as we've screwed up... We're still vastly on top of many things. One very eye opening thing to do is go to a different area of the country and see how DIFFERENT things are in that area. Then consider that america is essentially the same size as ALL of Europe...
Hard work... it goes a long way.
[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 2:14 AM. Reason : I know my grammar sucks hardcore, it's 2:15 am and I'm not sober] 7/16/2008 2:13:06 AM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
7/16/2008 2:13:53 AM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Budweiser goes to europe, Chrysler Building goes to Abu dabi, Olympics go to China, Dreamworks goes to Saudi arabia, Our biggest banks are mosly owned by middle easterners, and apple pie was discovered to have come from england." |
- "budweiser" is/was a TYPE of beer before the name was unfortunately and inseparably associated with a manufacturer of American LAGER
- Chrysler, though American in name, was never built with purely American labor.
- Olympics were never American.
- Dreamworks was built upon Japanese ingenuity.
- Our country is run, both literally and indirectly, on middle-eastern produce (oil) and cash flow.
- Apple pie is from England? WTF??
Point is, "America" is new and draws influence from the experience of other nations. Everything about us, from domestic product to personal history, is from somewhere else in this world. The only things uniquely "American" are teepees and moccasins, but even those could be cultural artifacts from Pangaea.7/16/2008 4:16:56 AM |