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7/31/2008 6:38:42 PM

olympic divers, they use it as a towel.............

phelps did not buy into this and im not

8/17/2008 9:58:07 PM

lol....Vince speaking spanish

12/30/2008 3:21:08 PM

wow, it's not dubbed?

12/30/2008 3:36:04 PM

TU VAS AMOR MI NUTS

12/30/2008 3:41:24 PM

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"Ragged All American 4224 Posts user info edit post olympic divers, they use it as a towel............. phelps did not buy into this and im not "

wait what you asked for this for christmassssssss and you got one and have used it already!

^your going to love my nuts

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 3:42 PM. Reason : lawl]

12/30/2008 3:41:48 PM

Hola! Soy Vince con ShamWOW!



OCHO SHAMWOWS

12/30/2008 3:42:12 PM

i never realized that i actually knew enough spanish to do mexican infomercials

hot damn

12/30/2008 3:46:46 PM

i bet it will sell better down there than the Cornballer did

12/30/2008 3:47:51 PM

son of a fucking bitch that hurts!

12/30/2008 3:56:26 PM

somebody bttt that slicer thing he has

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/30/2008 3:57:15 PM

done

12/30/2008 4:00:23 PM

haha the guy even translates the "if you call in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day..."

12/30/2008 5:13:13 PM

what's spanish for "ya followin me camera guy"

12/30/2008 5:17:21 PM

haha I just realized that

It's awesome that he translates the shit himself

12/30/2008 5:17:46 PM

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"what's spanish for "ya followin me camera guy""

I was listening for that one and I don't think he said that part I'm hoping I just missed it

12/30/2008 6:09:15 PM

on the commercial break during "Diehard with a vengeance"

1/4/2009 1:21:30 AM

"vas con mi el hombre de camera?"

1/4/2009 2:05:51 AM

you know, this son of a bitch SUED the Church of Scientology after they beat him down and damn near forced him into bankruptcy.


I'm gonna buy one of every goddamned thing he sells, just for general purposes.

1/4/2009 3:13:06 AM

Holy shit that dude's done other shit!

1/4/2009 11:46:34 AM

at first he was just the shamwow guy, then he was a director, now he's a freedom fighter too?
too good to be true

1/4/2009 9:32:01 PM

FIRST he was a director of a, um... "comedy" film (*cough*)

THEN he was a freedom fighter

NOW he is Shamwow dude

AND he's also Slap Chop guy



i think we're going to see him attempt to capitalize on his newfound internet fame, very soon.

1/4/2009 11:52:56 PM

like billy mays and the espn360 commercial?

1/5/2009 12:32:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTmC7UQj7_M#t=54s

Quote :

"you're gonna love my nuts"

1/5/2009 7:21:08 AM

^STILL WITH THE YOU KNOW WE CAN'T DO THIS ALL DAY

1/5/2009 7:27:38 AM

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"OCHO SHAM WOWS"

1/5/2009 7:33:25 AM

how have i never heard of Slap Chop before now???

1/5/2009 12:14:31 PM

haha, from wikipedia:

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"The film also generated several lawsuits. Offer filed a copyright-infringement suit against Peter and Bobby Farrelly and Twentieth Century Fox, claiming that 14 scenes in There's Something About Mary were taken from his own film. The Farrelly brothers responded, "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney."[2] In addition, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for breach of contract, alleging that Smith had agreed to appear in Underground Comedy Movie but backed out, claiming it would hurt her career.[3]"

his real name is Vince Offer, btw

1/5/2009 12:21:08 PM

Quote :

"HOMBRE DE CAMERA"

1/5/2009 1:00:26 PM

I still can't get over that behind the back shot into the kitchen sink, the timing and everything was just beautiful, probably took quite a few takes

1/5/2009 1:34:03 PM

vince is the man.

1/5/2009 1:35:44 PM

I don't know Spanish, but his sounds like shit

1/5/2009 1:36:03 PM

i like how the strawberries and cheese somehow blings like diamond jewelry

1/5/2009 2:08:52 PM

SHAMU?

1/7/2009 3:19:48 AM

i hate you fail mc aids.

















not really.

1/7/2009 3:24:31 AM

stop having a boring tuna

STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE

1/7/2009 3:59:03 AM

^^

1/7/2009 4:06:34 AM

he really pounds that carpet

1/7/2009 4:40:50 AM

haha.. we saw this commercial and my wife just wants the Graty

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"FETTUCCINE LINGUINE MARTINI BIKINI "

1/7/2009 4:47:54 AM

aha I actually kind of want one of those slap chops now

1/7/2009 5:42:26 AM

i LOVE this thread haha. at least vince doesn't scream at us like Billy Mays does

"Onions? You're making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is."

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 7:13 AM. Reason : a]

1/7/2009 7:08:06 AM

Oxyclean doesn't even work

1/7/2009 7:13:09 AM

sometimes it bleaches my stuff

1/7/2009 7:14:30 AM

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"Ragged All American 4283 Posts user info edit post olympic divers, they use it as a towel............. phelps did not buy into this and im not"

phelps is not a diver, i don't see your point dumbass

1/7/2009 7:57:03 AM

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"TU VAS AMOR MI NUTS"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

1/7/2009 8:09:21 AM

where has the slap chop been my whole life!
now i can finally add mushrooms to potatoes and change my eating habits.

1/7/2009 4:23:01 PM

i cant count the number of times i'm craving a fresh chicken salad, but i only want to prepare and eat about 3-4 bites worth

1/7/2009 4:26:16 PM

^ I've been there.

1/7/2009 6:50:39 PM

1/8/2009 7:55:01 PM

Shamwow sighting.

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"You know we can't do this all day!"

1/20/2009 10:48:07 AM