hi, I'm Rob. new to raleigh, and just havin a good time. I also hate stupid people. (and hippies that smell).

I also brought you page 2.

7/16/2008 9:15:25 PM

Hi, I'm Patrick and I'm generally too nice to people (exceptions sometimes take place when I'm drunk). I'm a beer connoisseur. I'm probably a sex addict, but I have trouble connecting with girls (bad combination). I don't understand them, but I do know how to get them off. Unfortunately I've never had sex with a woman that I really loved. Hopefully I'll find the perfect girl in due time.

7/16/2008 9:16:13 PM

I'm Donny and I believe that love is dead.

7/16/2008 10:20:19 PM

Hi, I'm Ray and I'd be at the top of this list if you guys weren't so goddamned racist

7/16/2008 10:30:16 PM

Hi, I'm Alee and I'm addicted to getting degrees.

7/16/2008 10:33:46 PM

Quote :

"dnl this isnt a personals thread jk or am i?"

you definitely are just kidding...but i dont get involved with women that dont live in raleigh, sorry

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 10:36 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 10:36:34 PM

hahaha you thought i was hitting on you?

thats sweet

7/16/2008 10:37:21 PM

hi. i'm joie. my user name is my real name.

7/16/2008 10:37:54 PM

Quote :

"hi. i'm joie. my user name is my real name."

oh snap, we should start a club

7/16/2008 10:38:20 PM

Hi, im Karim. My user name was a joke that I thought I could change later and was used by 3 different people for its first year or so of existence

7/16/2008 10:39:13 PM

you whore!

7/16/2008 10:40:02 PM

7/16/2008 10:40:55 PM

Quote :

"thats sweet"

if i didnt hear this like 80 times a day i'd thank you for the compliment

7/16/2008 10:42:14 PM

thats sweet

7/16/2008 10:43:00 PM

i really hope you're being sarcastic

7/16/2008 10:43:13 PM

I'm Sean and I too have a problem with connecting with people on an meaningful level.

I also divulge too much information to strangers on the internets.

7/16/2008 10:45:30 PM

^^ok maybe like 10 times a day but still...i just feel i'm doing my duty as a dude

7/16/2008 10:50:26 PM

i have a problem with people learning my real name on the internetz

7/16/2008 10:51:30 PM

People are constantly asking me things like, "why don't you have a girlfriend?" or "How is it that nobody has snagged you yet?"

It's easier for me just to say I don't have time or divert it with a joke than it is to explain to them that I'm a borderline sociopath.

edit: This in fact happened today at work. Since I've learned to be so pleasant to the people I work with they all assume that I'm just a really great guy. When I tell them I make it a policy not to hang out with people I work with they think I'm just trying to keep my personal and professional lives separate. The truth is that I couldn't care less if they all died tomorrow.

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 10:56 PM. Reason : moar]

7/16/2008 10:52:26 PM

7/16/2008 10:53:11 PM

Quote :

"People are constantly asking me things like, "why don't you have a girlfriend?" or "How is it that nobody has snagged you yet?""

when I get asked that, I always answer truthfully "I have no idea."

7/16/2008 10:54:27 PM

^one of my neighbors asked me that the other day and i was like dude i just been trying to fucking graduate

7/16/2008 10:55:26 PM

^^ The correct answer to that question is, "cuz bitches be runnin crazy, son."

7/16/2008 10:56:37 PM

hi my name is josh...i am on the verge of something big and it involves pretty much starting a new life

7/17/2008 2:18:56 PM

Hi, I'm Aaron and I love your mom.

7/17/2008 2:22:51 PM

I am Chris, and I have a slight superiority complex

7/17/2008 2:25:47 PM

Hi, im Lucky1 and im banging a tdub chick with over 10,000 post.

7/17/2008 2:33:19 PM

My name is Marshall Moser, I was an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)

I have a disease and they don't know what to call it

Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash

Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass

7/17/2008 2:33:37 PM

Quote :

"People are constantly asking me things like, "why don't you have a girlfriend boyfriend?" or "How is it that nobody has snagged you yet?""

when I get asked that, I always answer truthfully "I have no idea." "Because boys are stupid."

7/17/2008 2:36:13 PM

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 2:37 PM. Reason : stop fucking robbing the craddle then and get you a man]

7/17/2008 2:37:36 PM

Shit, she can rob the cradle all she wants...older women...they....













know things....

7/17/2008 2:39:11 PM

Hi, my name is Daniel and I have < 1000 posts.

7/17/2008 2:40:52 PM

Hi I'm D'Enda

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 2:48 PM. Reason : D'Enda MY DICK NUCCA!]

7/17/2008 2:47:55 PM

Hi, I'm Will and I'm addicted to porn.

7/17/2008 3:02:15 PM

^^^race ya to 1,000

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 3:50 PM. Reason : ^]

7/17/2008 3:50:27 PM

ha, you'd probably win. i post a few times a day at work when everyone's looking the other way (or at least i think they are), and that's about it.

7/17/2008 3:56:20 PM

Hi, I'm Alison and I don't like conflict or mean people. Also, I want to like and be liked by all. Why can't we all just get along?


oh, and:

Quote :

"thats sweet"

7/17/2008 3:58:05 PM

Hi, I'm Bobby, and TWW is the reason I haven't burned out at my job yet.

You see, when I get stressed, rather than bottling it up, or taking it out on my wife or friends, I take it out on you folks. I go home every day in a great mood, even though I may have spent the previous few hours having my ass chewed out by some CTO.

They told me the average burnout rate here is about 18 months. That was six years ago.

Thank you, TWW.

7/17/2008 4:08:26 PM

the average grade is a C
do you want a cookie for getting an A B-?

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 4:10 PM. Reason : .]

7/17/2008 4:09:05 PM

Hi, I'm joe.

I think The Internets is a zero-sum game that must be won at all costs.

7/17/2008 4:10:49 PM

Hi, I'm Holly and I totally pulled a coward move and texted someone something I should have said to their face

8/3/2008 9:29:42 PM

Hi, I'm Cody and I'm really bad at calling people back.

8/3/2008 9:33:13 PM

Hi i'm bill and i'm just an idiot in general

8/3/2008 9:34:40 PM

I'm John and my life sucks

8/3/2008 9:36:42 PM

Hi, i am brandon, and i am about to cook a dank dinner.

8/3/2008 9:37:07 PM

Hi I'm Holly and I ate kettle corn for dinner

8/3/2008 9:38:22 PM

Hi I am Dan and I have lost a large amount of respect and faith in woman.

8/3/2008 9:39:28 PM

oh I forgot to say hi

8/3/2008 9:39:40 PM

Thanks for reminding me, I need to pick up another white chip at AA. >.<

8/3/2008 9:40:09 PM

Hi, I'm Dave and I build bridges just to burn them later

8/3/2008 9:41:01 PM