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7/23/2008 3:27:31 AM

7/23/2008 3:30:10 AM

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"a long time ago, I was hiking with a few friends out in the woods. One of them was hiking ahead of me and he's deathly afraid of spiders and we were walking into a somewhat open area, like a 10 ft opening of where the path widens. I yell, "Dude, watch out, there's a huge ass spider there" laughing as a joke and he looks around and goes "no there isn't". Not 5 ft away, there was a huge ass spider, about the size of my fist being suspended in mid air from what looked like a 10x5ft web. My other friend behind me saw it and goes "Holy shit, Jeff your right, look at the size of it". The friend ahead thought we were still kidding, then he runs into the lower part of the web and then begins to freak out. He's a 250lb defense lineman for our football high school screaming like a little girl and starts running towards us with his hands in the air as though he was on fire. good times."

ahahahaha, I would so do the same thing as him

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 4:09 AM. Reason : for page 2]

7/23/2008 4:08:56 AM

lol!

7/23/2008 6:30:30 AM

holy shitballs...nice spider....

7/23/2008 9:39:35 AM

omg WHY did I click on this thread? I just got all teary eyed hahaha.


Like I knew it was gonna be a spider, but for some reason I talked myself into clicking anyways!!! I would have died if I saw that in my apartment. I live alone so no one could have killed it for me.

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 9:43 AM. Reason : awww damn Jbaz had to put the picture on page 2....I thought I escaped it!]

7/23/2008 9:42:56 AM

7/23/2008 9:43:31 AM

i was totally hoping there would have been pictures of a pajama party in here

7/23/2008 9:44:09 AM

Josh you're an ass...

Spiders terrify the hell outta me. Well most bugs do too, but spiders just make me cry for no reason lol

7/23/2008 9:45:12 AM

^ if i'm an ass you are a cunt....ever heard of raid?

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 9:45 AM. Reason : .]

7/23/2008 9:45:23 AM

maybe a topless pillow fight or something

7/23/2008 9:47:23 AM

poor Eric....I'm sorry you got your hopes all up

Maybe she will have one tonight and post pictures of it just for you.

Josh yes I've heard of Raid. I don't know why I react that way. I mean I scream the whole time I'm spraying shit on them too lol. I just chalk it up to being a girl, I dunno. Let me have my one fear.

7/23/2008 9:49:34 AM

nah, she has too many stalkers already to worry about wittle old me

7/23/2008 9:50:36 AM

that is one baller couch

^^ that put a hilarious mental image in my head, sorry to laugh at your fears but hah

7/23/2008 9:52:33 AM

^^^ Lol

I would have captured it and kept it as a pet. You didn't kill it did you? Cuz that's a pretty cool spider there.

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : 6]

7/23/2008 9:54:40 AM

you shouldn't kill wolf spiders. they kill all the other shitty little pests like crickets and smaller spiders. I usually just try to scoop them up and throw them outside

7/23/2008 9:56:34 AM

I'm glad I could make someone laugh today

7/23/2008 10:02:04 AM

i'm not the one that killed it. i would have been fine just putting it outside...oh well.


and yes, i know the couch is baller. we had that convo on pg 1.


^and i laughed at that image too

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 10:03 AM. Reason : hehe]

7/23/2008 10:03:04 AM

i would rather have a spider than any variety of its food sources. put it outside.

7/23/2008 10:03:22 AM

haha thank god i edited that one post...

7/23/2008 10:03:24 AM

THAT'S SOME CREEPY SHIT

7/23/2008 10:23:10 AM

Is it the same spider you were telling me about ??

7/23/2008 10:28:30 AM

no, different one, haha

7/23/2008 10:30:10 AM

dude spiders everywhere....

1 down.. 1 writing spider MIA and 1 Living in a hole that looks like a brown recluse....

7/23/2008 10:31:30 AM

haha, i think we took care of that last one. and there's another small writing spider on the front porch. i'm going to try to take a pic of it later.

7/23/2008 10:32:40 AM

cool batteries charged????

7/23/2008 10:33:11 AM

haha yeah

[Edited on July 23, 2008 at 10:36 AM. Reason : i seriously do laugh in almost every post. i laugh that much irl too tho...]

7/23/2008 10:35:31 AM

I know darlin

7/23/2008 10:38:02 AM

ha. I'm glad I didn't click on this thread before I went to bed.

7/23/2008 12:37:42 PM

id rather find a snake than that

Ihatespida

7/23/2008 1:02:31 PM