I hear that Billy Mays comes to the NC State Fair and sounds just like he does in the commercial

8/22/2008 2:28:23 PM

Billy Mays now has a commercial for Slider makers.

LIKE WE CANNOT PRESS OUR OWN DAMNED MINI BURGERS!

8/22/2008 2:30:07 PM

the only person more annoying than this guy is Nancy Grace

her, her annoying southern accent and her auto-convict attitude for anyone accused of doing anything to white women.

8/22/2008 2:30:15 PM

STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION

10/1/2008 1:48:33 PM

LOOK I AM SORRY IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE ALL OF THE DELICIOUSNESS THAT THIS TINY BURGER CONTAINS, BUT IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM THE PUBLIC ABOUT THIS TINY MIRACLE MACHINE. WHY DO YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR LIFE EATING RIDICULOUS, LARGE BURGERS WHEN YOU CAN EAT A BABY BURGER? YOU CAN EAT DOZENS OF THEM! ALL OF THE BURGERS I EAT ARE MADE FROM THE GROUND UP REMAINS OF VINCE, THE SHAMWOW PEDDLER. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM ON TV? THAT'S RIGHT...I ATE HIM! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/1/2008 1:55:10 PM

i mute this motherfucker. i hate being yelled at by some salesman on my tv.

10/1/2008 1:56:41 PM

BRING THIS BACK TO THE TOP!!!

11/13/2008 12:35:23 PM

^^you sound like my grandma

11/14/2008 2:54:51 AM

BREAK YOUR BACK

1/20/2009 3:44:44 PM

CAN PULL 80,000 BILLIE MAYS POUNDS

1/21/2009 3:54:07 PM

I just realized how dumb this thread is

billy mays would never say HI THIS IS BILLY MAYS

he always starts with HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ________

1/21/2009 5:50:39 PM

http://www.asseenontvvideo.com/604/Awesome-Auger.html

For some reason I think of this picture when I hear:

"Just pay shipping and processing."

1/21/2009 6:26:31 PM

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1/21/2009 6:29:42 PM

1/21/2009 10:15:35 PM

1/21/2009 10:50:50 PM

Billy Mays is on Leno tonight. That is all.

3/27/2009 9:06:36 PM

that is all? more like that is AWESOME.

3/27/2009 9:24:16 PM

about to be on NBC in about 60 seconds

3/28/2009 12:18:49 AM

waitin to watch right now

3/28/2009 12:20:39 AM