duece

7/29/2008 9:39:41 PM

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"eh i meant does his current gf know the other girl was an old fuck buddy, cuz if she does, that makes shit 10x worse"

yep she does

7/29/2008 10:04:07 PM

youre fucked

better start writin your jerry mcguire speech, b. it's youre only hope

[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ]

7/29/2008 10:08:53 PM

does she blow you?

7/29/2008 10:11:27 PM

yeah, you been getting head from her while with this chick or was this a first time thing?

7/29/2008 10:12:23 PM

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"guys that cry gotta go with the quickness. Unless its your dog or you mama"

True. I can't deal with criers.

7/29/2008 10:13:41 PM

YES

by best friend loves her a crier. WTF

7/29/2008 10:18:26 PM

I love it when a guy is sensitive enough to cry about something important. I think that is very attractive. That does not mean crying all the time.

7/29/2008 10:33:20 PM

no ones gotten any BJs!
fucking shit blowing up in my face.
no more talking dirty to my fuck buddy; no more fuck buddy;
the spanish inquision has started.

7/29/2008 10:57:13 PM

delete all records of your IMs!

7/29/2008 10:58:02 PM

I am simultaneously amazed and disgusted at the number of people who appear to have taken my first post here even half seriously.

7/30/2008 4:07:00 AM

you should give her surprise buttsecks.

7/30/2008 6:37:56 AM

depending on what kinda woman she is, just turn it around on her...some girls really do go for douchebags...

[Edited on July 30, 2008 at 6:46 AM. Reason : .]

7/30/2008 6:40:26 AM

update?

8/1/2008 1:23:30 AM

I'm willing to bet it ended with him buying his way out of the doghouse with some combo of jewelry, flowers, dinner(s) & incessant compliments to the point where she's about to put him back in the dog house

8/1/2008 1:37:21 AM

^^


lol

8/8/2008 11:17:13 AM

i mean you really did fuck up. I'm in shock that shes still eve talking to you after you asked another chick for a BJ... ESPECIALLY an old fuck buddy...


you better get on your knees and admit what a bastard you are and beg for forgiveness.

8/8/2008 11:36:43 AM

You have to be angry right back at her. This is a fight for dominance, man. Whoever manages not to break down will get to dictate the rest of the relationship with an iron fist.

Scream, "You never care about what I'M feeling!" right into her face, then storm off and punch the wall. Take a minute to catch your breath, turn your head back around to face her, and say, very softly and very angrily, "You know, if this kind of thing is such a big fucking deal to you, maybe we should just end this." Then walk out of the room with your head high, and wait for her to come crying after you.

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If you don't like this method, there is only one other. Whenever she accuses you of anything, no matter how good her evidence or how strong her argument, you look her right in the face and say, "I don't know what you're talking about." Just repeat that every single time. Do not change it in any way. Don't say, "I have no idea what you're talking about" -- that's some rookie shit, and I'll be ashamed to have talked to yo u. "I don't know what you're talking about," over and over, until your stony resolution convinces her she must be mistaken.

8/8/2008 11:39:25 AM