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8/5/2008 12:08:19 AM

seriously is he autistic?

8/5/2008 12:11:25 AM

for page dos

8/5/2008 12:12:05 AM

hahaha... nice stretched out collar mario bros shirt... classy stuff.

If my brother ever wore something like that I'd stab him with a rusty butter knife.

8/5/2008 12:13:43 AM

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"post on craiglist that you're looking for a rock band vocalist"

8/5/2008 12:14:11 AM

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"As my bro was walking with the coffee, piled in his arms, I very easily knocked it out of his hands, so he threw some sucker punches at me, and me, having no upper body strength, or any manly means of defense, bit him."

I lol'd. Thread of the night.

8/5/2008 12:14:53 AM

why no school?
send him to a shrink, in fact your whole fam should go (I don't mean this in a mean way)
it just might help. seems like yall have alot of issues. actually seems like you might be handling them the best out of everyone.

8/5/2008 12:16:55 AM

at fucker can be a bagger at HARRIS TEETER for $10 a fucking hour. all the fuck kid has to do is say "good day sir" or "hey how are you" in a retarded voice

8/5/2008 12:19:30 AM

ten dollars an hour for real??

8/5/2008 12:21:07 AM

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"seriously is he autistic?"

I think they both are.

8/5/2008 12:21:08 AM

He's actually handled the stresses shared by his family very wel compared to his relatives. I have nothing but respect for all of them, but I can understand how feeling like you bear the brunt of the responsibility can definately add on the stress.

8/5/2008 12:22:00 AM

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"I'm about to give him the $51 to go stay with our mom. That's a punishment worse than death. "

Do it!

8/5/2008 12:22:08 AM

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"ten dollars an hour for real?? "

yes no joke

8/5/2008 12:22:25 AM

stress =/= becoming irresponsible out of nowhere

it looks like he never learned any life skills and is super awkward

8/5/2008 12:28:16 AM

I was talking about Spontaneous, not his brother...

8/5/2008 12:29:19 AM

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"I'm about to give him the $51 to go stay with our mom. That's a punishment worse than death."

he won't, he likes being an enabler.

8/5/2008 12:29:58 AM

how is he around around your girlfriends

8/5/2008 12:34:01 AM

Neither of us have a car (too expensive), so cddweller drove him to Cary to get his recently purchased laptop, as well as some coffee from his old room.

8/5/2008 12:55:14 AM

fuck it, i'd kick this guys ass for free.

8/5/2008 1:01:16 AM

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"it looks like he never learned any life skills and is super awkward"

8/5/2008 1:04:21 AM

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"fuck it, i'd kick this guys ass for free."

Be careful what you say, I might take you up on that.

8/5/2008 1:05:04 AM

you shouldve left him to wander around the library

8/5/2008 1:06:31 AM

Hahaha.

8/5/2008 1:11:32 AM

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"i think they're both autistic"

8/5/2008 1:26:05 AM

i think its time you get a sock full of quarters and teach him who is boss

8/5/2008 1:27:58 AM

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""i think they're both autistic""

Probably.

8/5/2008 1:28:08 AM

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"I wouldn't throw another dime his way since he obviously has no concept of what you're trying to do for him. Tell him that if he can afford a $600 laptop he can afford rent. End of story. If he can't afford the rent tell him to sell the laptop and get a damn job."

8/5/2008 1:30:54 AM

^^^ sock full of oranges. Doesn't leave bruises.

8/5/2008 1:31:42 AM

put the boots to him, medium style

8/5/2008 1:32:02 AM

You two sound like the makings of one of the local news briefs on WRAL that makes people go 'wtf'

8/5/2008 1:32:06 AM

apparently, this kid

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"has a genius level IQ"

which explains why he cant get a job, and only plays video games -- that is when hes not lost in DH Hill for hours looking for the computers.

8/5/2008 1:34:24 AM

I'm watching clips of "Judge Judy", "Judge Milian", and "Judge Joe Mathis" because I feel that the final bastion of culture is about to collapse into unadulterated white trashiness fairly soon.

8/5/2008 1:35:54 AM

Autism spectrum disorders are a bitch.

8/5/2008 1:36:15 AM

is Spontaneous male or female? I thought the person that lost their brother at the library was a girl?

[Edited on August 5, 2008 at 1:38 AM. Reason : m]

8/5/2008 1:37:56 AM

I'm a dude! I just have manboobs.

8/5/2008 1:39:01 AM

aspergers ftw!!!1111!!

8/5/2008 1:39:24 AM

I'm about 90% sure he has Asperger's.

8/5/2008 1:41:26 AM

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"^^^ sock full of oranges. Doesn't leave bruises. "

they would if you hit someone hard enough to have any effect.

I'll make a bet with you...If I can turn you black and blue with a sock full of oranges, you owe me $500, and I'll owe you a glass of freshly squeezed OJ.

8/5/2008 1:45:36 AM

I have one compound word for you:

murder-suicide













*note this post not actually an endorsement of murder, or suicide

8/5/2008 1:55:42 AM

push your brother in front of a moving train.

Then scoop him up and feed him to a stray dog.

8/5/2008 2:04:41 AM

^^^ You would spend about $2500 carrying out that bet

8/5/2008 2:26:14 AM

I need to make threads about my family more often.

8/5/2008 2:55:15 AM

wait wait wait... he needed a box for some COFFEE?

WAT

8/5/2008 8:36:19 AM

Spontaneous and cddweller:

tww is not a blog. please stop.

8/5/2008 8:45:04 AM

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"^^^ sock full of oranges. Doesn't leave bruises. "

who told you that. if something hits u hard enough its gonna leave a bruise

8/5/2008 9:10:22 AM

8/5/2008 9:28:40 AM

8/5/2008 9:42:37 AM

Little brothers are idiots. You have to set a good example and keep him in check every once in a while. It's time for you to keep him in check. Just be an adult about it so you're also setting a good example.

8/5/2008 9:48:26 AM

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"who told you that [a sock full of oranges won't leave a bruise]. if something hits u hard enough its gonna leave a bruise"

that was in the movie "The Grifters".

the mob boss was going to beat the woman with a pillow case full of oranges because, it was explained, that it didnt leave brusies... but could also cause organ damage.

i never quite understood it, either. seemed to be the one sketch part in what was overall a pretty clever movie.

8/5/2008 9:58:49 AM

Good luck with this.

8/5/2008 10:42:01 AM