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8/6/2008 4:48:54 PM

so appropriate on so many levels

8/6/2008 4:51:12 PM

You're far more likely to get pulled over on a boat than on a car. Thanks to coast guard regulations allowing them to board any vessel it's not uncommon to have the man do a check a couple times in a single weekend. And when you can't find the registration and don't know the name of the owners you'll be fucked proper.

But this is a great idea...go for it.

(I actually do think it would be hella easy for an experienced person to steal a boat, but you're to uneducated to do it.)

8/6/2008 4:54:17 PM

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"it's not uncommon to have the man do a check a couple times in a single weekend."

If they do a safety check, they usually give you a 'receipt' so if they try to board again you can just show them that and be on your way.

8/6/2008 5:13:05 PM

Maybe the Coast Guard does, but not the game wardens on inland lakes. My neighbor got pulled twice the same day a few weekends ago. He was like "I'm still not drunk...leave me alone." lol.

8/6/2008 5:17:26 PM

there is no coastguard patrolling the bay river and especially the canals of miami. Said hypothetical situation would be stealing a boat from a residential canal or waterway

8/6/2008 10:02:48 PM

why would you worry about a boat getting stolen? black people are afraid of water.

8/6/2008 10:07:38 PM

bump

8/7/2008 10:31:57 AM

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"you get the pm about how to not make shitty threads"

I learned a lot from that pm.

8/7/2008 10:38:35 AM