Main Entry:
re·tard·ed Listen to the pronunciation of retarded
Pronunciation:
\ri-'tär-d?d\
Function:
adjective
Date:
1895

sometimes offensive* : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress

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8/6/2008 10:36:31 PM

I feel horrible.. but I am about to pee myself reading this thread

8/6/2008 10:36:54 PM

Main Entry:
mental retardation
Function:
noun
Date:
1914

: subaverage intellectual ability equivalent to or less than an IQ of 70 that is accompanied by significant deficits in abilities (as in communication or self-care) necessary for independent daily functioning, is present from birth or infancy, and is manifested especially by delayed or abnormal development, by learning difficulties, and by problems in social adjustment
— mentally retarded adjective

8/6/2008 10:37:23 PM

Write films for the SciFi channel.

8/6/2008 10:37:37 PM

Main Entry:
tard baby
Function:
noun
Date:
1788

1\'tärd-ba-bee\: a holding back or slowing down : retardation

2: a retarded person; also : a person held to resemble a retarded person in behavior

8/6/2008 10:38:57 PM

i ain't gonna quote you Travis, but I was talking about the Wendy's on Aycock

8/6/2008 10:44:16 PM

^^ haha I like the date.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 10:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 10:44:20 PM

Wolfweb critic

8/6/2008 10:54:25 PM

Quote :

"this talk of retarded people and jobs reminds me of that law and order where the retarded girl gets pregnant and wants to keep it"

That's like the episode of Life Goes On when Corky is like:


"But I want to keep the baby!"

8/6/2008 11:12:56 PM

The retard at McDonald's in Clayton asks ever customer if they want a fudge brownie by telling them it's delicious and refreshing.

8/6/2008 11:47:05 PM