i'm pretty self conscious all the time...

but some how i manage to forget all about it in bed

8/8/2008 12:32:53 PM

Praise Jesus

8/8/2008 12:34:33 PM

I need titties out if ima finish

8/8/2008 12:40:49 PM

Quote :

"I need titties out if ima finish"

ahahahahahah



i second that

8/8/2008 12:42:50 PM

Quote :

"Its like sales, if your not confident in your product people arn't going to buy it."

could not have said it better

not that i have to worry about such things...

8/8/2008 12:46:26 PM

Quote :

"but I don't like it when he looks at my gut, love handles or other flaws that I notice. "

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=397882


I'm very very comfortable naked.

8/8/2008 12:49:38 PM

The turning point for me was having to go to 4 gynos in about as many months. After having that many people inspect the hooha you just quit caring who sees what.

8/8/2008 12:52:40 PM

i'm sure you care a little bit.

8/8/2008 12:53:28 PM

most of you girls really dont get it

we niggas already KNOW you lovehandles we can see the shit through your shirt, we already saw your cottage cheese

we already see you got a boiler

dont fuckin wait til i bout to hit that shit to act all self conscious, if im fuckin wit you i dont have a problem

we can still see that fat no matter what kinda shirt you try to throw on, fuckin live with it bitch and spread em wide

8/8/2008 12:53:31 PM

jesus is watching

8/8/2008 12:53:39 PM

then FDP girl

8/8/2008 12:53:58 PM

now that i have boobs i don't worry about having a belly or a big ass or big legs...

he's probably not going to look that far down anyway


i'm not going to get up and walk around naked though

8/8/2008 12:56:30 PM

ha

u think no one is lookin at that ass?

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:57 PM. Reason : d]

8/8/2008 12:57:07 PM

lol

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 12:59 PM. Reason : jk]

8/8/2008 12:58:18 PM

most of you girls really dont get it

we niggas already KNOW you lovehandles we can see the shit through your shirt, we already saw your cottage cheese

we already see you got a boiler

dont fuckin wait til i bout to hit that shit to act all self conscious, if im fuckin wit you i dont have a problem

we can still see that fat no matter what kinda shirt you try to throw on, fuckin live with it bitch and spread em wide

8/8/2008 1:00:23 PM

Quote :

"i'm sure you care a little bit."

Only because of these damn public nudity laws.

Some people act surprised when I lift my shirt to show them my tatt, I forget that some people are afraid someone might see their gut.

8/8/2008 1:01:40 PM

Quote :

"u think no one is lookin at that ass?"

not white boys

8/8/2008 1:02:55 PM

YEAH

8/8/2008 1:06:40 PM

^^ahahhaah

apparently some white boys like that shit

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:07 PM. Reason : ^^]

8/8/2008 1:06:56 PM

Quote :

"not white boys "

You would be surprised.

8/8/2008 1:07:44 PM

yeah...but white boys like a certain kind of big ass on a girl

i don't have that....

black men appreciate all the big asses

8/8/2008 1:10:10 PM

if you can't look in the mirror and be comfortable with yourself then you are not going to be comfortable with this guy looking at you, no matter how well you know him. you need to either get your body in a condition to where you like it or start accepting yourself. either (or both) will work, but the latter is most important.

and yeah, don't worry about getting people out of your league. there is no rule that says you can't sleep with hotter people. well there might be, but fuck that rule.

8/8/2008 1:12:03 PM

White boys like the toned butt

Black boys want the jello butt.

8/8/2008 1:14:14 PM

what do asians like?

8/8/2008 1:14:43 PM

the girl having a butt?

8/8/2008 1:15:19 PM

^^^^ I kind of disagree. Don't make yourself comfortable w/ you being a fat slob. I'm not saying this from an asshole/guy looking at women perspective, but rather a health perspective.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 1:15:22 PM

i always sleep with hotter people...

that's the joy of being a 5...

i can go up to an 8 when i'm lucky or down to a 2 if times are tough...


if i was a 9 i could only sleep with the most attractive of men in the world (and they're not in raleigh)....or only go down as low as a 6 and they are already sleeping with the most of the 8s, because...let's face it...ugly dudes can sleep with hot women....and they don't think they'll ever get a 9 or a 10 and take the best looking chick that comes along which is probably an 8 with no self esteem...

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:19 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/8/2008 1:18:15 PM

i fucking love how cynical you are so much

8/8/2008 1:19:24 PM

it's a gift

8/8/2008 1:20:00 PM

just remember

some of us have little to no standards!

8/8/2008 1:20:50 PM

my sex life depends on it!

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/8/2008 1:21:27 PM

8/8/2008 1:21:41 PM

So you have one of those asses that hangs at the bottom?

8/8/2008 1:22:41 PM

Yeah, but the hot chicks that are with the uglier guys are usually there because he's really good in bed, so if you are hot you can't go wrong either way. Either you bag another hottie or an above average freak that more than makes up for it to keep you around.

8/8/2008 1:23:09 PM

such a fucking nut job yo

8/8/2008 1:24:01 PM

livingproof are you from NJ?

8/8/2008 1:24:21 PM

we've all gone hoggin before just because she was porn star dirty

it goes both ways

8/8/2008 1:25:09 PM

^^^^^i don't even know what that means


^^^^i have never found that to be the case....the other way around maybe....


^^sure

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:26 PM. Reason : sdf]

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:26 PM. Reason : ^exactly...that works for dudes...not so much for girls]

8/8/2008 1:25:39 PM

Quote :

"I kind of disagree. Don't make yourself comfortable w/ you being a fat slob. I'm not saying this from an asshole/guy looking at women perspective, but rather a health perspective."

I'm still fat, but I'm exercising: you don't have to be a size 2 to be healthy, either

And I sorta hate to use Margaret Cho, but she's right: "If you care what I look like when you're fucking me, you shouldn't be fucking me in the first place."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCkxmiipSA 2:08

8/8/2008 1:28:14 PM

This thread is strange.

To the OP:

No, I don't think it should bother you. I can see how it might at first, but it shouldn't after a while IMO.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:31 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 1:31:19 PM

Quote :

"yeah...but white boys like a certain kind of big ass on a girl i don't have that.... black men appreciate all the big asses"

ALL YOUR ASS ARE BELONG TO ME

8/8/2008 1:31:30 PM

8/8/2008 1:34:22 PM

i can totally do what that chick in the first picture is doing

8/8/2008 1:38:15 PM

my sex life depends on it

8/8/2008 1:40:49 PM

I doubt you can do what the one in the third pic is doing though.

8/8/2008 1:40:52 PM

nope...that's tough

8/8/2008 1:41:20 PM

shes not really doing much of anything

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 1:42 PM. Reason : ^how?]

8/8/2008 1:42:02 PM

Quote :

"i can totally do what that chick in the first picture is doing"

REALLY, REALLY WANT

8/8/2008 1:42:09 PM

^^that's the point

8/8/2008 1:43:04 PM

You sound uptight.

You probably just need to get laid.

8/8/2008 1:43:14 PM