how brave

8/12/2008 11:08:01 AM

That may be the best Fermat post ever

Shit

My parents gave me the What's Happening To My Body book and I found it to be very informative. It wasn't euphamistic, embarassed or ashamed. It was like:"here"s what people do." And it gave the negatives AND positives.

8/12/2008 12:46:51 PM

from skimming pg 1, I feel like I was young...my mom had the talk with me when I was in 3rd grade (I guess it might be a little different with girls??)...then heard it again in 5th and 6th grade or whatever in school...

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8/12/2008 12:53:12 PM

never had the talk

we had sex ed in 5th grade

8/12/2008 12:53:15 PM

yeah we had sex ed in 6th grade...they split up the girls and dudes...apparently they teach women about masturbating before dudes

8/12/2008 12:54:01 PM

haha my sister just told me my dad had "the talk" with her...

8/12/2008 12:54:20 PM

is that a good thing or a bad thing?

8/12/2008 12:55:48 PM

^^^they know guys have already figured that shit out when they're like 10

same could probably be said about girls too though, idk

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : carat]

8/12/2008 12:55:55 PM

^opposite

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : girls find out sooner...]

8/12/2008 12:56:14 PM

Yeah I got my puberty and sexuality guide book thingy in 3rd grade. My sister was in 2nd.

I think we turned out less retarded than our peers who did not receive a similar thing.

8/12/2008 12:56:32 PM

^^^^idk just made me lol...the talk isn't all about sex with girls, and there are certain things i just can't imagine my dad discussing with my sister...


^glad i wasn't the only young one...

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 12:57 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2008 12:57:07 PM

I'm glad my parents aren't retarded enough to think that I'm not going to hear it somewhere else

8/12/2008 12:58:33 PM

Quote :

"My mom and dad sat my sisters and I down when I was in the 8th grade and they were in the 9th and told us to wait until marriage for sex. Now my sisters and I are so fucked up in the head. My family used to be sooo fucking religious back then. My sisters are 24 still virgins and I'm 22 and on the brink of rebelling (a little late, I know)... My 19 year old brother is the only one who escaped... He missed our family's fanatical religious phase. He bustin' it up every chance he gets, with no feelings of guilt"

Just forget everything they said and go watch lots of porn.

8/12/2008 12:59:00 PM

i kind of have a stereotype toward people that find out early...

8/12/2008 12:59:20 PM

then you're an idiot

8/12/2008 1:00:06 PM

8/12/2008 1:00:23 PM

dnl, i'd love to know a tally on how many times you've been called an idiot/stupid/retarded

qntmfred needs to come up with a chart or something

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:06 PM. Reason : RD the typo nazi]

8/12/2008 1:01:32 PM

I was 12 or 13. Dad took me camping.

8/12/2008 1:02:43 PM

^^hahahaha

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:02 PM. Reason : ^]

8/12/2008 1:02:44 PM

^^^haha...would be interesting...i probably deserved maybe 1/5 of them

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 1:03:06 PM

you've ben called an idiot

8/12/2008 1:03:41 PM

it seems many threads are "you're stupid, no you are... noo youuuuu aree. "


i like it ... carry on

8/12/2008 1:04:16 PM

Quote :

"Just forget everything they said and go watch lots of porn. "

I'm a girl... porn is soo not the thing to get me off... I prefer romance novels...

8/12/2008 1:04:34 PM

never got one...







what's...sex?

8/12/2008 1:05:05 PM

^^http://www.literotica.com

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:05 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 1:05:13 PM

you touch yourself to novels?

odd...

8/12/2008 1:05:26 PM

so thats why all women read that shit

8/12/2008 1:05:50 PM

haha romance novels are SO cheesy...not that porn isn't, but at least you're looking at nakedness

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:06 PM. Reason : boobies!]

8/12/2008 1:06:30 PM

sticky pages ftl?

8/12/2008 1:06:51 PM

true^^

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:07 PM. Reason : and true lol^]

8/12/2008 1:06:54 PM

watch its like the whole weapon in a bible thing... all those romance novels have the pages cut so a vibrator fits in the middle.

8/12/2008 1:07:08 PM

Quote :

"BOOK MARK VIBRATOR"

8/12/2008 1:08:11 PM

Quote :

"I prefer romance novels..."

Literotica is where it's at. There's some talented writers on there, but they're hard to find.

8/12/2008 1:08:46 PM

porn... is sooo dirty...with romance novels, I can imagine what I want to. It's not just straight fucking. you learn about the people. you become involved in their story. you want whats best for them. there's love, mystery, danger... it's mental stimulation first and thats the best kind imo

8/12/2008 1:09:04 PM

yeah it sucks when you start running out of good shit to read^^

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 1:09:19 PM

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : meh]

8/12/2008 1:10:15 PM

^^I did long ago

Reading some of the good ones over again ain't bad though

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:10 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 1:10:40 PM

first one i ever picked was awesome...was like 22 chapters iirc

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:11 PM. Reason : read it for like 3 hours]

8/12/2008 1:11:35 PM

Nice. Do you every genre on there or one in particular?

8/12/2008 1:12:16 PM

Quote :

"so are you saying you get off more mentally than physically?"

both... but it has to be mental first... you can't just go straight for the ass and titties... turn me on mentally first and then go for the T and A

8/12/2008 1:12:29 PM

bitch you too crazy to worry about some ass and titties

8/12/2008 1:13:06 PM

^^^haha a majority is in one genre, but i've branched over a few times...

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 1:13:10 PM

Yeah I am going to support literotica.

Also gotta mention ASSTR. The alt.sex.stories.repository

8/12/2008 1:13:37 PM

i wish i could find someone that wrote the kinda stuff literotica had, and they sent it to me

8/12/2008 1:14:11 PM

Quote :

"I'm a girl... porn is soo not the thing to get me off... I prefer romance novels..."

Bet you have not tried watching some amateur couple stuff. Or maybe some lesbo porn. Both focus more on female pleasure and less on how much jizz the guy can get all over her face.

And the porn is so dirty comments, well you are definitely not trying to let go of that religious oppression.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ...]

8/12/2008 1:15:23 PM

I like one genre almost exclusively

You have to wade through so much crap to get to the good stories sometimes tho

8/12/2008 1:15:39 PM

Quote :

"Bet you have not tried watching some amateur couple stuff. Or maybe some lesbo porn. Both focus more on female pleasure and less on how much jizz the guy can get all over her face."

jesus christ....i'm going to kill myself now


i actually agree with her on this

8/12/2008 1:16:41 PM

lol i so want to ask what your genre is but i would feel ashamed to tell you mine

8/12/2008 1:17:07 PM

Quote :

"turn me on mentally first and then go for the T and A"

i guess i can see that every once in a while (with me)...i once had a conversation about rhetoric than seriously turned me on ...i think that's a little different that what you're saying, but still...i get the whole mental stimulation thing

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 1:22 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2008 1:19:06 PM

Mental stimulation is where it's at.

I haven't watched porn in a long long time.

8/12/2008 1:20:46 PM