2 many kids

8/12/2008 1:47:41 PM

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"Haha, when my wife got confirmation from the second test she ran into the bathroom, locked the door, and stayed in there for an hour. I was drunk by the time she got out"

hhaahahahahaha

Nice!

Congrats, kainen.

8/12/2008 1:49:04 PM

Happy Father's Day

8/12/2008 1:51:29 PM

chit-chat ?

'grats!

8/12/2008 1:55:48 PM

honestly if this was chit chat the stupidity of discourse would be through the roof. I hate that forum.

8/12/2008 2:55:43 PM

CONGRATS!

8/12/2008 3:02:33 PM

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"my wife is due in december - she never had an morning sickness...nothing...including sex with me since the test was positive. ;("

damn i have always heard women want it more when they are pregnant....

i hope she knows that the leading cause of infidelity in marriage is lack of sex life.

8/12/2008 4:44:47 PM

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"at least she's your wife and not your mistress, you know? "

true that

(double true)

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"you can have a false negative, but you can't have a false positive with one of those bad boys Congrats!! ""

yep, false positives are very, very rare with those tests.

Quote :

"so what method did you beat?"

8/12/2008 5:03:35 PM

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"i hope she knows that the leading cause of infidelity in marriage is lack of sex life."

more like some dude ignoring his vow

8/12/2008 5:04:45 PM

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"honestly if this was chit chat the stupidity of discourse would be through the roof. I hate that forum. "

let the flood gates open

8/12/2008 5:04:52 PM

ahahahahahahahaha

8/12/2008 5:06:01 PM

shenanigans, mods at it again!

8/12/2008 5:11:52 PM

there is always te scott petterson way

8/12/2008 5:27:25 PM

Do you have stairs?

8/12/2008 5:29:28 PM

hope you have some money in the bank and good health insurance

8/12/2008 5:30:07 PM

being a father is awesome

i'm sure being a father without having to deal with lawsuits, child support, and fights for visitation must be REALLY awesome!

you'll be fine. just make sure you have your shit in order.

8/12/2008 5:33:07 PM

If you'd like some real advice....start going to yard sales asap. People will stop having them around September and won't start again til April

You can be picky with strollers/cribs/tables and other big stuff. Buy it now and store it if you have cash. I probably spent about $500 on yard sale baby stuff and will get it all back. By being picky I mean you can find $500 cribs for $100, etc.

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 5:34 PM. Reason : s]

8/12/2008 5:33:10 PM

yeah, lots of women go nuts, esp with a first child...won't settle for anything used, buy twice as much of everything as is needed, etc.

Crush this tendancy from day 1.

8/12/2008 5:34:15 PM

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"If you'd like some real advice....start going to yard sales asap. People will stop having them around September and won't start again til April"

BUT...when going, be aware of the hazards of older furniture, and also be aware of recalled products/furniture.

8/12/2008 5:35:55 PM

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"That ain't no Etch A Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet."

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 5:36 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2008 5:36:48 PM

wait, did he decide on keeping a baby? are we finished with abortion jokes already

8/12/2008 5:37:13 PM

Pregnancy test are usually accurate, even the dollar store ones. Everyone is different with pregnancy. Did you know that only 12% of women's water breaks?

Welcome to daddyhood!

8/12/2008 5:38:00 PM

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 5:44 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2008 5:44:16 PM

False positives on those tests are EXTREMELY rare.


Congrats on knocking your wife up.

8/12/2008 5:49:12 PM

They are pretty accurate. Congratulations!

8/12/2008 5:50:08 PM

why would a married couple ever consider abortion as an option?

8/12/2008 5:54:15 PM

same reason umarried couples abort?

they don't want the kid?

8/12/2008 5:55:04 PM

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"Wow, talk about DEJA VU Almost the same scenario, except for the 2nd test! And this was under a month ago!"

-0EPII1

Aren't you the one always talking about how well pulling out works? I'm not trying to give you shit, just checking to see if your winning streak came to an end unintentionally.

8/12/2008 5:57:38 PM

^ I want to know this as well.

8/12/2008 5:58:53 PM

the obvious solution here is to only do it in the butt

8/12/2008 6:01:59 PM

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"same reason umarried couples abort? they don't want the kid?"

there are WAY more reasons why unmarried couples choose abortion

8/12/2008 6:03:06 PM

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"-0EPII1 Aren't you the one always talking about how well pulling out works? I'm not trying to give you shit, just checking to see if your winning streak came to an end unintentionally."

Thread on that later

8/12/2008 6:07:49 PM

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"I saw the thread title and lol'd"

me too

Congrats!

8/12/2008 7:25:01 PM

SHOOTIN LIVE ROUNDS, FOLKS

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 7:39 PM. Reason : sd]

8/12/2008 7:39:29 PM

^^^ hey, that's not an answer!

8/12/2008 9:53:57 PM

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"They are pretty accurate. Congratulations!"

Happy Fathers Day!

Get a blood test to be sure.

8/12/2008 11:23:51 PM

18 years, 18 years...

8/12/2008 11:24:49 PM

Says: Very reliable -- I use it daily!

[Edited on August 12, 2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason : lol]

8/12/2008 11:25:36 PM

slut

8/12/2008 11:37:54 PM

And the next Gold Medal goes to....

Kainen's Swim Team!!!!11

Congrats.

Just remember a few things:

1. She's not bitchy...it's hormones.
2. It's not her fault....it's hormones.
3. It's all water weight...or baby weight.
4. It's all your fault.
5. Furniture...buy most new. Clothes...buy most used, some nice new things. Why pay $10 for a shirt they are going to throw up on the first time they wear it? Just get some nice things for Junior to wear out in public.
6. My wife still can't go to Fuquay-Varina without throwing up. Something about the way it smells and looks reminds her of morning sickness. So does shrimp.
7. You can't give the baby brain damage with your penis...don't flatter yourself.
8. For anything else you need to know, consult this webpage: http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/

8/12/2008 11:40:21 PM

haha. for some reason the video made me think of this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS3jfqa5ZWc

8/14/2008 9:42:37 PM