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"this has to be florida"

could be utah

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8/13/2008 7:04:32 PM

he wore AXE body spray

8/13/2008 7:04:33 PM

she smelled like soup.



beef vegetable soup.

8/13/2008 7:09:31 PM

What's wrong with Tevas?

8/13/2008 7:11:47 PM

oh and to lucyinthesky

8/13/2008 7:15:51 PM

wore socks with sandals

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"Doesn't like the English Patient"

hahahaha, you let a good one slip away

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8/13/2008 7:23:19 PM

smelly vagina

but i'll name no names

homegirl had permastank going on

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8/13/2008 8:05:03 PM

one wouldn't let me wear his jacket
one wouldn't wear his seltbelt in my car
one referred to his dick as "him"
and one that liked soap operas

8/13/2008 8:21:54 PM

one had a Huge black head on the forehead and it drove me crazy
one would sing the gayest opera shit in the shower

8/13/2008 8:29:28 PM

These all seem like pretty valid reasons to me

8/13/2008 8:29:55 PM

^^ i thought you were dead

8/13/2008 8:32:15 PM

she doesn't wear thongs or uggs, particularly, at the same time

8/13/2008 8:33:22 PM

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"one had consistently malodorous genitalia"

yeah that's a no go. very valid.

i'm gonna say petty is:

slight gap between teeth.

a small scar you don't like.

slight off center bridge of nose.

and so on.

8/13/2008 8:45:32 PM

dead? somedays I feel like I'd like to be, but I'm still here. Havn't staightlined yet.

8/13/2008 8:46:57 PM

weneed to go out and drink somemore

8/13/2008 9:13:14 PM

really... yea

8/13/2008 10:33:19 PM

too many cats

8/13/2008 10:49:03 PM

Yeah- what's wrong with Tevas? I just got a new pair.

I'd have to say the fact that we had sex too much was probably the worst reason for breaking up with someone.

8/13/2008 10:55:10 PM

to the women giving tevas, all white shoes, black jeans, and short sleeve button ups.......why were you even dating them?

This thread needs more seinfeldian answers.

8/13/2008 10:59:18 PM

i dumped a girl in high school because every time we kissed her teeth would hit mine.

she also got waaaay too attached way too quick. cried before i left on vacation to costa rica for 3 weeks over the summer.

i felt kinda bad though, she was a nice girl.

8/13/2008 11:12:23 PM

because she couldn't look me in the eyes, ever.

8/13/2008 11:22:14 PM

^ that's petty?

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8/13/2008 11:22:44 PM

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I have no problem with cats but had to dump a girl because she refused to clean a months worth of shit out of the litter box so it always smelled

8/13/2008 11:22:56 PM

shitty maners

8/13/2008 11:23:50 PM

she got pregnant.

8/13/2008 11:39:05 PM

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"At least he was hot"

8/13/2008 11:50:24 PM

He looks better in your pants than you do...

fun times Lucy

8/14/2008 12:08:00 AM

he ate one pea at a time

8/14/2008 12:43:30 AM

bitch took out a restraining order on me. i can't stand someone who can't work through simple differences. had to let her go.

8/14/2008 12:53:29 AM

your sister is more attractive.

8/14/2008 12:57:11 AM

^

8/14/2008 12:58:19 AM

She was sleeping with my acquaintances too.

8/14/2008 1:01:02 AM

He wouldn't eat seafood.
He watched Fox News.
He had terrible grammar. This one is big for me. My pet peeve is when people use "2" instead of "two" and "R" instead of "are" in text messages. I'm an anal writer.

8/14/2008 9:52:05 AM

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"He wore tevas"

amen...anything but chacos is unacceptable

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"He wouldn't eat seafood. He watched Fox News. He had terrible grammar. This one is big for me. My pet peeve is when people use "2" instead of "two" and "R" instead of "are" in text messages. I'm an anal writer."

i ♥ you

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8/14/2008 9:54:14 AM

Haaay

8/14/2008 9:59:48 AM

bad breath constantly

8/14/2008 10:04:49 AM

Didn't look close enough like my ex

8/14/2008 10:07:15 AM

different guys, and different reasons i said bye bye

all he fucking talked about was the tv show, how i met your mother. seriously, ALL he talked about

he cut me off in conversation and walked 5 feet ahead of me

he made a disturbing sexual comment on facebook chat

he was super nice and great fun but he was a terribly average kisser and way too vanilla

he talked too loud

he was too billy bad ass for me, or at least tried to be

didnt date any of these people seriously. didn't make it past a couple of dates before these things came out and i couldn't continue to see them because of it

8/14/2008 10:10:36 AM

she has raging alcohol bends, where she blacks out and destroys stuff.

thats not petty right?

8/14/2008 10:11:11 AM

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"he cut me off in conversation and walked 5 feet ahead of me"

I cut off girls in conversation because I'm not really listening to them anyways and I walk 5 feet behind them so I can stare at their asses.

One *real* reason I stopped seeing a chick was because I didn't think she would put out soon enough.

8/14/2008 10:12:52 AM

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"he was super nice and great fun but he was a terribly average kisser and way too vanilla"

I hear that. Unfortunately, you can't feign chemistry.

A few more:
One guy always talked about his protein intake and weight training. He was training to be a firefighter. He had to go.

One guy lived with his mother.

I dumped a guy because he could have been my twin. He looked like my brother. We had the same birthday and same career. We had too much in common, if that's even possible.

8/14/2008 10:28:41 AM

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"I'm an anal writer. "

u write w/ your anus??

8/14/2008 10:30:40 AM

No. I write erotic literature.

8/14/2008 10:33:24 AM

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"He wore tevas and jorts."

This is definitely enough to dump someone.


As for me (and this only includes girls I've been on dates with...not necessarily "dated"):



One girl:

- Former Anorexic
- Had a 10-year-old kid I didn't know about
- Had a video floating around with her giving a blow-job to her ex-bf
- Former bfs consisted mostly of big black men (which didn't really bother me, but was kind of weird since I'm a small white man)

Another girl:

- On second date, told me I shouldn't go on a surfing trip to Costa Rica with some friends because I would miss her birthday...WHICH WAS 11 MONTHS AWAY


Last girl:

- Would get a little intoxicated fairly often and beg me to come over to the house. Normally not a bad trait, but she lived like half an hour away, and it was during a time when I was just busy as shit and honestly didn't have the time to go over there every night. Still wouldn't be so bad if she didn't insult the shit out of me when I wouldn't come over. Calling me a pussy and a jerk when I told her I couldn't make it and would talk to her tomorrow. When you have to keep apologizing the next morning for what you said the night before...then you have a problem.

8/14/2008 10:35:58 AM

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"On second date, told me I shouldn't go on a surfing trip to Costa Rica with some friends because I would miss her birthday"

If she had any sense, she would have begged to go too! Surfing Costa Rica is awesome! Did you go? We hit the Puerto Viejo area.

8/14/2008 10:54:39 AM

haha i had one guy who made it a huge point to talk about how important it was for him to be friends with someone he dates first

i told him i dont date my friends because if there is mutual attraction, it usually doesn't make it to the friends part

after the first date he was blowing up my phone trying to spend an upcoming holiday weekend with me and texting and calling like 5 times a day.

finally he asked if i only saw him as a friend. i reminded him that he played the friend card pretty hard. he did some other crazy shit and i finally told him i couldn't take someone breathing down my neck like this.

he then proceeded to ask me why i couldn't "be friends" with someone who was pushy and that others have said that he comes on strong but the girls who have stuck around "have never left"




i gtfo like it was my job

8/14/2008 11:00:24 AM

^ I got stalked when I was in high school by a chick for two months...

8/14/2008 11:02:53 AM

^ People are crazy. My old neighbor told his friends we were dating--then he kidnapped me to take me on a date. Creepy!

8/14/2008 11:05:42 AM

Dumped someone because the guys in my band didn't like her.

8/14/2008 11:08:50 AM

set em up

8/14/2008 11:12:11 AM