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NCSUGirl83
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8/24/2008 12:31:35 AM

Airbag
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3

8/24/2008 12:31:51 AM

FykalJpn
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chickenhead didn't answer the question

8/24/2008 12:32:23 AM

roddy
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Wow, RD has lots of alias.....

8/24/2008 12:32:50 AM

Airbag
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NCSUGirl83 is my favorite alias though

I've really pwned alot of n00bs on it

8/24/2008 12:33:43 AM

NCSUGirl83
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NCSUGirl83 is my favorite alias though

I've really pwned alot of n00bs on it

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : fuck! wrong user name!!!]




[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 12:35 AM. Reason : also, ftr, a lot is two words]

8/24/2008 12:35:04 AM

drunknloaded
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sometimes i wish ncsugirl would post as me just to have some fun

8/24/2008 12:35:55 AM

Airbag
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notice how I keep my aliases almost 2000 posts apart?

coincidence??? I THINK NOT

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : and ftr, SUCK MY DICK ALIAS BITCH]

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 12:36 AM. Reason : SUCK IT ALOT OF TIMES]

8/24/2008 12:35:59 AM

drunknloaded
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lol at the edits

8/24/2008 12:37:22 AM

Konami
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I was 13, during the summer when we first had internet. At first I pretty much thought that yahoo = the internet so usually I would just browse through its categories and go to places like entertainment > celebrities > pictures

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"Standard stuff. Like hey this is fun. Yeah, more fun. More fun. WTF was that. Awesome."


Yep pretty much, except the end for me was more like "wow, how could this feel any better....wait....WTF, why do I have to pee so bad all of a sudden?! oooooh so that's how it happens" haha

8/24/2008 1:16:48 AM

Fermat
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i don't want to talk about it

bleeding was involved

8/24/2008 2:01:57 AM

cddweller
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I was about 4, I used to wake up from naps with my hands between my thighs and never understood why.

8/24/2008 2:04:33 AM

thegoodlife3
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the best thing about my parents divorcing was the fact that my dad immediately ordered playboy tv

that shit kickstarted my puberty times ten

(11 btw)

8/24/2008 2:20:15 AM

sumfoo1
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12 hbo latenight ftw...


didn't work for a while... scared me when it started to.

8/24/2008 2:21:42 AM

GREEN JAY
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whats the differents between you and a mallard and a cold

8/24/2008 2:23:27 AM

crackmonkey
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oh my... a lot of ya'll were really young. I think I was like 17 or 18. I never thought about touching myself down there, till then.

8/24/2008 2:31:27 AM

ALkatraz
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8th grade summer maybe? After it was all over with I was thinking "At least I'm not impotent."

8/24/2008 3:01:21 AM

packman_77
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my first time is right now....omg this is awesome! I'm quitting my job today to pursue this full time! Thanks TWW!

8/24/2008 9:23:45 AM

Kiwi
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haha AWESOME

That's a good point though, it's funny to hear how guys reacted to that stuff comin out the first time.

8/24/2008 9:29:07 AM

puppy
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I don't even remember, probably 5 or 6 with rubbing. never tried inserting objects until 8th grade or so.

Seems like girls start doing this long before boys.

8/24/2008 9:30:50 AM

packman_77
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mmmmm....insertion

8/24/2008 9:32:16 AM

Kiwi
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You know what, I haven't even tried inserting anything other than a penis.

I think I'm missing out.

8/24/2008 10:12:54 AM

drunknloaded
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at least you women can insert something...hand gets pretty old after a while, and lotion is overrated

8/24/2008 10:14:58 AM

Kiwi
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fleshlight, blow up doll, fruit

C'mon man, no excuses.

8/24/2008 10:15:59 AM

drunknloaded
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fruit is the only one i'd prolly try just cause i could dispose of the evidence...if a chick came over and saw that i had a fleshlight or a blow up doll i'd be so embarressed

thought about the blow up doll though, just so i could practice positions lol....god i love tww

8/24/2008 10:19:48 AM

pttyndal
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just get you a warm apple pie, b.

8/24/2008 10:23:13 AM

drunknloaded
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was thinking more along the lines of a cantalope

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 10:24 AM. Reason : thats been in the microwave for 15 seconds or so]

8/24/2008 10:23:46 AM

pttyndal
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haha

8/24/2008 10:25:01 AM

packman_77
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Mango or a peach.

8/24/2008 10:26:47 AM

fjjackso
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7th grade, E-Wild On... all that needs to be said

8/24/2008 10:47:26 AM

Lewizzle
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20. My wet dreams kept me covered up until then.

8/24/2008 10:50:50 AM

Kiwi
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Practicing positions with a weightless thing is worthless. You won't really know until you know their flexibilty and body weight before you try certain positions, haha

8/24/2008 11:31:49 AM

packman_77
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So which position should we practice first?

8/24/2008 11:36:06 AM

alibaby
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late bloomer over here...i had dreams where i would orgasm loooong before i figured out that i could create that sensation all by myself and while i was awake.

and then i thought it was bad b/c no one talked about that shit.

8/24/2008 11:43:16 AM

pttyndal
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^^ ha. breaking out the egame early this morning, eh?

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 11:46 AM. Reason : ]

8/24/2008 11:45:37 AM

packman_77
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Sadly, that's about as good as it gets.

8/24/2008 11:46:54 AM

Ragged
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i was 14 and sitting in my bean bag chair when one of those PICK UP THE PHONE ads came on next thing i know i jizzed all over myself.

8/24/2008 11:47:18 AM

Big4Country
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8/24/2008 12:12:30 PM

evan
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Quote :
"it was before 7th grade...and my story is more than i want tdub to know about me"


this is true for me as well.

8/24/2008 2:36:46 PM

umbrellaman
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^ This describes me as well.

[Edited on August 24, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : too many carets]

8/24/2008 2:39:28 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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somewhere around 6th grade

8/24/2008 3:04:23 PM

Spontaneous
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In the 9th grade, after looking up a "how-to" guide on the Internet and watching Sailor Moon.

8/24/2008 4:37:25 PM

Kiwi
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Oh Jesus.....

8/24/2008 4:38:42 PM

Spontaneous
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I think I'm the first user to officially out-creep the UCLA of weird, drunknloaded.

8/24/2008 4:39:45 PM

Airbag
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I believe it was the first time I was outside ncsugirl's window

8/24/2008 4:41:01 PM

FykalJpn
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i thought that was an alias...

8/24/2008 4:42:44 PM

Kiwi
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haha wowie

good stuff

8/24/2008 4:42:50 PM

Airbag
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I am NCSUGirl83

but I masturbated outside my own window

8/24/2008 4:43:35 PM

Spontaneous
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I LOVE out-of-body experiential masturbation!

8/24/2008 4:53:51 PM

Airbag
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I LOVE TOTINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/24/2008 4:54:43 PM

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