Seriously guys,
The Wolf Web is not a blog.
Get a diary.


jk, moar angst plz.

8/28/2008 3:18:05 AM

Blueberry fields, man
Completely fuchsia rainbows
And a field of steel

8/28/2008 3:18:40 AM

a steel tambourine
jingle jangles in my brain
it needs moar cowbell

8/28/2008 3:20:21 AM

Sanity is terse
Insanity is in trees
With that blue monkey

8/28/2008 3:21:07 AM

This haiku
Doesn't follow the rules
At all.

8/28/2008 3:21:17 AM

this one's called "Living at Home"

My mother calls me
To wake me up from sleeping
That really sucks ass

8/28/2008 3:22:26 AM

Get a job, homie.
Then you can get out of there.
Freedom will be yours!!

8/28/2008 3:24:17 AM

mozilla just crashed
down into my head, blinded
i can`t find the thread

8/28/2008 3:25:05 AM

Don't stop, get it, but
Remember that you, in fact
Listen to bad tunes


Dancing like chickens
Exploding cow brains on crack
Lightning will strike soon


hypaone is tuff
For not following the rules
I'll get a job soon

8/28/2008 3:26:00 AM

but jobs are for sucks
and john is a lazy fuck
i thought you knew that

8/28/2008 3:26:22 AM

I agree with you
I am lazy, though youthful
A job will come yet

8/28/2008 3:27:28 AM

take your pills take your
pills take your pills i said its time
to take your pills, bitch

8/28/2008 3:28:32 AM

I sometimes wonder
Would my life be much better
Off of the Wolf Web?

8/28/2008 3:28:43 AM

no, the same dumb fucks
are in the real world, there are
stupids everywhere

8/28/2008 3:37:36 AM

i`ll just masturbate
with this here banana, ouch!
the end is pointy!!!!!!

8/28/2008 3:38:55 AM

^I agree with you
The Wolf Web is not bad, though,
I could be insane


I'm black and I'm proud
No wait, I'm green and I'm proud
Oh, to hell with it


Going up the stairs
And going down the stairs, and
Going up the stairs


I marvel at you
You people confuse me much
You and your trolling


Our God is awesome
But when you get down to it
Where is that fucker?


I don't amuse you
That is all well and good, so
Why are you reading?


To be talented
To be a floppy diskette
Yes, that's what I want


PRAISE HIM, OUR SAVIOUR
BECAUSE HE SAVED US HIMSELF
ONTO HIS HARD DRIVE


The grass is now blue
The birds all purple and green
Needs more titty pics!!!


One more for Miley
Why is she so beautiful?
Unattainable


Who doesn't love tits?
Both males and females seem to.
Put them in my face!


NCSUGirl
On Page 1000, you will
Show us your titties!! (LOL)

8/28/2008 3:39:39 AM

super colon blow
rains down particulates in
enema city

8/28/2008 3:44:48 AM

my best body parts
are my big breasts so don`t look
me in the eye, ass

8/28/2008 3:47:52 AM

As green as the night
Come raining down small babies
Intestines and brains

8/28/2008 3:48:56 AM

from a highway bridge
a small sad stooping figure
shouts goodbye cruel world

8/28/2008 3:50:46 AM

Speak to me, you cat!
Don't you come with vocal chords?
Don't you walk away!

8/28/2008 3:51:25 AM

i will wave my tail
as a sign of frustration
open a damn can

8/28/2008 3:52:23 AM

Miley is my love
She doesn't know it yet, but
Oh yes, she'll be mine!

8/28/2008 3:52:49 AM

she`ll be mine, oh yes
as soon as i find enough
gold filled treasure chests

8/28/2008 3:54:07 AM

I love Nintendo
I love birds, cats, lemurs, rugs
But I don't love you

8/28/2008 3:54:39 AM

deeply offended
i find myself. all because
i can`t write haikus

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 3:57 AM. Reason : ]

8/28/2008 3:56:59 AM

You broke my fat heart
You stabbed it repeatedly
And ate it for lunch

8/28/2008 3:57:33 AM

it tasted good just
like i knew it would but it
could have used ketchup

8/28/2008 3:58:16 AM

I gassed up my car
I flew head first to the clouds
And there was nothing

8/28/2008 3:58:53 AM

mayo on french fries
or gravy and cheese on top
either way its french

8/28/2008 4:00:27 AM

Living in a box
You get used to it in here
Existence is good

8/28/2008 4:01:03 AM

such nice furniture
for my empty house and life.
beautiful prison

8/28/2008 4:03:39 AM

Haiku's are poems,
That often don't make much sense
Refrigerator

8/28/2008 10:14:20 AM

I love tennis chicks
I wish they would play with me
Do me plz as well

8/28/2008 12:15:17 PM

In the afternoon
It is hard to come up with
Haikus for the day


It is easier
To write them in the ev'ning
The night brings promise


If I were a cat
(And who is to say I'm not?)
I would purr a lot


Miley, you sweet girl
Plz to take more half nude pics
The world will thank you


I love Atari
Asteroids was a fun game
I miss the old days


The clock is ticking
But I tend to ignore it
Clinging to falsehood


If I had a cat
I would name her Miley, and
She would be my girl

8/28/2008 1:19:35 PM

This thread is stupid.
RD put me on that list.
I don't really care.

8/28/2008 1:22:21 PM

Why's this thread stupid
Is it because you're lacking
Epic haiku skills?

8/28/2008 1:24:18 PM

So how come people
Never shake hands anymore
In the correct way?


So about pizza
Why is it so delicious?
We may never know..


Why do so many
People try to play guitar
When they suck at it?


Oh, a rainy day
What a big fucking surprise
I will pee on it


Will it ever snow
So we can sit 'round saying
That we love white stuff

8/28/2008 2:03:20 PM

you can love white stuff
without snow. many porn stars
love it on their face!

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : ]

8/28/2008 4:23:54 PM

One of my favorites that someone posted in another haiku thread

Aluminum
Only a British accent
can save this haiku

8/28/2008 5:20:15 PM

Football seasons here
When I tailgate I drink beer
Go Pack, beat South Cack

^i like that...

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 5:23 PM. Reason : .]

8/28/2008 5:21:46 PM

well I figured this thread would be more successful

haikus are way easier than limericks

8/28/2008 7:16:41 PM

Our team really sucks.
Wilson got knocked the fuck out
Lets get drunk instead.

8/28/2008 10:58:56 PM

^I agree with you
The 1st quarter was decent
But thats about it

8/28/2008 11:57:50 PM

Tired of T-Dub?
Come over to EUPHALO! (http://www.euphalo.com/)
LOL j/k


Seriously though
We need to attract users
Not trying to steal


I look at my life
I wonder what I could do
To make things diff'rent


Play a game or two
Live inside a fantasy
There is no shame there


Tired of TV
Tired of the internet
Let us go outside


The grass is greener
Inside the depths of my brain
Yearning to get out


Who feels they are stuck
Inside a cruel, unjust world
By having to live?


A pretty flower
Picked from the ground and watered
Can last but so long


You only live once
What does it really matter
When all's said and done?


I want to escape
I want to hide in a cave
With only my thoughts


A summer rainstorm
My mind awake, yet asleep
Drifting far away...


Thinking about death
Will it really be so bad?
I am thinking not


Clouded memories
Come flowing back through my mind
But who wants their youth?


Everybody want
a PEICE of my chicken, my
Southern fried chicken


Praise Him, epic cat!
He will lead us to vic'try
A triumph of man!

8/29/2008 2:04:54 AM

Tennis is still on
That's cool cause I'm pretty bored
I got nothin else

8/29/2008 11:38:30 PM

I went to the beach
Saw some drunken idiots
now I'm off to bed

8/29/2008 11:40:33 PM

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New Music and Miley boards
Brought to you by me!

8/31/2008 1:31:43 AM

Fucking hot outside
Broken air conditioner
Makes murderous rage

8/31/2008 5:16:44 AM

Posting on T-Dub
But I am not at my desk
I'm taking a shit

8/31/2008 2:11:21 PM