See, look at the lack of definition on my body. I need to bulk up. I tried to get a hat to cover up my male pattern baldness, but my spotted rash is still pretty apparent, I think. I got something when chasing Ms. Strawberry Shortcake (my fourth cat) into the underbrush last night.

9/7/2008 11:36:23 AM

Swe EMCE, now there is a man that is loaded

9/7/2008 11:37:25 AM

where have you been?

How dare you leave me all alone with these other TWW girls

they're ugly

9/7/2008 11:41:26 AM

^
does she know yet that she is not in your penetration list?

9/7/2008 11:42:53 AM

aha
ain't even like that man. I mean....she'd get it...
but she's one of my old school friends

9/7/2008 11:46:40 AM

or did she already?

paging regina or whatever your gf's name is ?

9/7/2008 11:49:18 AM

qtf

9/7/2008 11:51:38 AM

Me and EMCE back in the day

9/7/2008 11:52:08 AM

Quote :

"Ragged All American 1522 Posts user info edit post whats that a pic of "

babe its about tiny dicks like in the first pic on here. something you dont have to worry about.

or i wouldnt be with you lol

9/7/2008 12:41:24 PM

nice to know that you are with him for penis size. i'm sure relationships have been based on less.

9/7/2008 12:58:58 PM

she must not be doing her job if he's posting about rubbing one out in the "post here when you're horny" thread.

9/7/2008 1:00:57 PM

Quote :

"she must not be doing her job if he's posting about rubbing one out in the "post here when you're horny" thread"

9/7/2008 1:01:21 PM

lol i was kidding and so was he ...

taking people seriously on tdub ftl....

^^ you got a thing for my boyfriend lol.... trolling him and all

[Edited on September 7, 2008 at 1:05 PM. Reason : ]

9/7/2008 1:04:15 PM

so if i sleep around with everyone, my vag will still be tight.

i can deal with that.

9/7/2008 1:04:31 PM

just do your exercises.

9/7/2008 1:05:38 PM

i dunno... they don't call him gunnz for nothin

9/7/2008 1:06:27 PM

Quote :

"Sad little boys"

I'm sure there are some boys on here who are much larger than average

You just haven't found them yet

9/7/2008 1:11:51 PM

give her time.

9/7/2008 1:13:46 PM

wonder where that graph came from

9/7/2008 1:18:40 PM

9/7/2008 1:53:06 PM

i like lisa_girl because she is mean. i want a girl who just might get so angry that she begins shouting at my privates

9/7/2008 3:16:55 PM

9/7/2008 3:22:43 PM

^ i was never asked.

i'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/7/2008 4:18:56 PM

neither was i

9/7/2008 4:23:37 PM

^^^ but i can show you if you like

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/7/2008 4:27:02 PM

they don't call me Kickstand for nothing

9/7/2008 5:01:47 PM

yes they do

9/7/2008 5:04:11 PM

9/7/2008 5:04:36 PM

stats.aspx

9/7/2008 5:05:45 PM

^^^ you're right

9/7/2008 5:33:27 PM

Quote :

"get so angry that she begins shouting at my privates"

hahahahhahaha

9/7/2008 5:34:50 PM

meh, if it's not big enough, she might be crazy enough to cut that shit off.

9/7/2008 5:36:34 PM

Quote :

"so if this poster is real, that makes her a huge slut, right?"

9/7/2008 5:46:49 PM

no that means she must really like the penis. nothing wrong with a girl like that.

9/7/2008 5:48:09 PM

Whats the average girth?

9/7/2008 5:54:59 PM

bigger than me

9/7/2008 5:56:50 PM

Average girth!

9/8/2008 8:58:39 AM

i'm about 19 underscores @ a 45pt font on a 22" monitor... i don't know what the resolution is though...

9/8/2008 9:02:55 AM

^ that made me lol. well, not literally, but it was funny

9/8/2008 9:10:32 AM

lol I had to read it a couple of times to understand what was going on.

Afterwards I totally LOLed

9/8/2008 9:12:09 AM

i can just picture him pressing his cock up against his monitor and hitting underscore until it reached the tip.

well, not literally picture it, but you know what I'm sayin.

9/8/2008 9:13:30 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

should I hit underscore one more time? DAMN I held it for too long!! *delete delete delete* Ok that looks just about it. Time to count...1..2..3....19!!!

9/8/2008 9:18:11 AM

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9/8/2008 9:18:48 AM

ahahah

9/8/2008 9:19:37 AM

^^ are you on a blackberry?

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 9:19 AM. Reason : a]

9/8/2008 9:19:49 AM

lol

9/8/2008 9:20:23 AM

MOTION OF THE OCEAN

9/8/2008 9:23:26 AM

I want proof, send me a pic

9/8/2008 9:23:29 AM

OMG, LET'S TRADE NUDIE PICS!!!!

9/8/2008 9:24:46 AM

Yes...let's

My inbox is open for any pictures that would like to drop by.

9/8/2008 9:26:53 AM