AHAHAHAH

I bet he was jacking off too.

[Edited on September 8, 2008 at 3:35 PM. Reason : says page 2]

9/8/2008 3:34:43 PM

*shivers*

9/8/2008 3:37:18 PM

you should have just exploded at him and told him to "shut the fuck up. you just shut the fuck up, pal!"
calling him "pal" is crucial here

9/9/2008 1:21:26 AM

Im not even reading page 1.

her'es the Answer to your question: "Fuck No."

9/9/2008 1:57:36 AM

Quote :

"Aren't you notorious for picking up digits in public restrooms?....or was it was truck stops?"

free clinics


only time I talk is when I'm done and washing my hands, and that's IF there's something worth mentioning. Which is fucking rare.

9/9/2008 2:22:00 AM

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html

9/9/2008 8:36:13 AM

The dudes who live above me were definitely peeing off the balcony and talking to each other at the same time last weekend.

Fucking gross.

9/9/2008 8:39:37 AM

the rules are different when you're trying to piss on your neighbor

9/9/2008 8:40:16 AM

as always alcohol depletes ones respect for common decency

9/9/2008 8:58:01 AM

I think the only time I've talked to someone while pissing was when I was shouting through a closed bathroom door

9/9/2008 8:59:58 AM

i used to silent pee while i was on the phone w/ my ex all the time..

9/9/2008 9:00:58 AM

I did too!

until she said "are you peeing?". it was then that I realized I wasn't being as stealthy as I had once thought

9/9/2008 9:02:53 AM

if im en route to the br and see a known pee talker on his way in too, i'll hang a louie and go check my mailbox first.

there's never anything in my mailbox at work, and i exclusively use the mailbox check in this occurance or if i have to leave the office to rip ass.

just sayin

9/9/2008 9:43:05 AM

Hahaha if I reeeeaaaaallllly have to pee and my friend won't shut up I will put their ass on mute. Sometimes I have to stop mid stream and unmute it to say "uh huh" lol.

9/9/2008 9:44:57 AM

This shit never happens.

I don't acknowledge people in the bathroom unless I accidentally make eye contact.

9/9/2008 10:26:19 AM

oh FUCK THIS

the same guy that I mentioned before FOUND me again today in the bathroom, stood at the urinal right next to mine, and started talking again!!1 then this asshole finishes the same time as me (still talking), washes his hands the same time as me (still talking), and then fucking follows me down the hall talking about shit





then he says "nice talking. maybe I'll see you around."

FUCK NO I don't want to see you around!

9/10/2008 4:21:36 PM

^ aha

9/10/2008 4:26:14 PM

MOTHA FUCKA CROSSED THE LINE

TWICE





HE'S A HABITUAL LINE CROSSER

9/10/2008 4:28:26 PM

" I think he wanna make out with you"


-the waterboy

9/10/2008 4:29:44 PM

man, I love my job...

but I'm going to quit if this is the norm. This is america.....I should be able to hold my dick in my hand without some dude whispering in my ear

9/10/2008 4:32:01 PM

Someone please help me out here.....just went to print some images from an email, and when the photoprint wizard came, that pic of Beckham in his tighty whities (from the OP's link) was there with a check box next to it waiting to be printed....WTF!?! I clicked on the link to see the source of inspiration for the thread, not expecting to be flanked by a sprawled out picture of Beckham.....but it must be stored on my computer somewhere to show up on that list......plz to explain. [no homo]

9/10/2008 4:34:35 PM

Golf Club Sign Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona:



1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. REMAIN QUIET WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

9/23/2008 12:08:30 PM

i get freaked out by those guys that put both hands against the wall and sort of hover over the urinal.

p.s. there is a blind guy at my law school that narrates his bowel movements in the stall. Today he mumbled a bunch of stuff for a while then yelled out, "explosive"!

9/23/2008 4:51:27 PM

^^LOL

I don't see what the big deal is about taking a piss and talking. A friend got mad b/c I answered my cell whilst pissing. WTF else was I going to do stand there and let it ring?

9/23/2008 5:05:18 PM

There has never been a good reason in recorded history for one male to converse with another male while taking a piss.

9/23/2008 5:09:22 PM

Men do not talk in the restrooms AT LEAST until they have both started washing their hands.

Anything else would utterly destroy society.

9/23/2008 5:17:04 PM

yes to people i know

9/23/2008 6:11:54 PM

It is critical to give at least a one urinal buffer if possible. If this is not possible then you must keep your eyes straight ahead or up at the ceiling and blindly zip your pants so that you are not looking down while doing such. In a bathroom where there are dividers between urinals, looking down to zip acceptable and maybe even looking down to swirl the back wall of the urinal is OK.

As far as talking just whistle. No one ever tries talking to someone who is whislting.

9/23/2008 6:30:49 PM