Wish that I was going this year



[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 8:48 AM. Reason : page 2]

9/23/2008 8:47:48 AM

a mullet search, you say?

9/23/2008 9:42:50 AM

For page 2:

State Fair Scavenger Hunt List:
1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo)
2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth
3. Mother with more than 4 children
4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included)
5. Item of clothing inside-out
6. A pair of Reebok pumps
7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1/4"
8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face
9. Albino person
10. "Little person"
11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating)
12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching)
13. Child on a leash
14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers)
15. Politician
16. A thuglet
17.
18.
19.
20.

9/23/2008 9:51:34 AM

an obese woman eating fair food with a 115lb husband

9/23/2008 10:08:34 AM

What about dudes wearing stunner shades to the fair? (at night of course)

9/23/2008 10:12:56 AM

Quote :

"i thought this thread was going to be about LivinProof78 and her penchant for fair folk"

look...i met the kid during the fair...

but he is NOT a carnie!!!


his name is Ben though

9/23/2008 10:40:46 AM

haha awesome

9/23/2008 10:41:50 AM

some of the worst sex i've ever had....


but consistent...haha


sometimes it's all about quantity over quality

9/23/2008 10:44:10 AM

That is NEVER true Casey!

NEVER!!!!

9/23/2008 10:45:16 AM

Quote :

"I have lived in North Carolina my entire life and still have yet to attend the State Fair."

me, too

9/23/2008 10:48:22 AM

The Fair is one of my FAV. things of the year. if you have never been you need to go. I usually go like 2-3 times while its here. and yes its just that fun. I go for the rides and the games not too much the food.

9/23/2008 11:25:26 AM

how can you people live here all your lives and never, ever go to the fair
its so much fun

9/23/2008 11:26:20 AM

yes

9/23/2008 11:27:32 AM

ive only been once

9/23/2008 11:27:51 AM

State Fair Scavenger Hunt List:
1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo)
2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth
3. Mother with more than 4 children
4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included)
5. Item of clothing inside-out
6. A pair of Reebok pumps
7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1"
8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face
9. Albino person
10. "Little person"
11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating)
12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching)
13. Child on a leash
14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers)
15. Politician
16. "Thuglet"
17. Hat with fish hooks (2 or more)
18. Vomit in a public place (not in a restroom, +1 for someone in vomiting)
19.
20.


[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : earring size]

9/23/2008 12:51:40 PM

State Fair Scavenger Hunt List:
1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo)
2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth
3. Mother with more than 4 children
4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included)
5. Item of clothing inside-out
6. A pair of Reebok pumps
7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1/2"
8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face
9. Albino person
10. "Little person" not a carnie
11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating, +1 for whale tail)
12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching)
13. Child on a leash
14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers)
15. Politician
16. "Thuglet"
17. Hat with fishooks (2 or more)
18. Vomit in a public place (not in a restroom, +1 for someone vomiting)
19. TV show host (other than local channels. So, someone from Food Network would count, but Monica Laliberte would not)
20. Someone fellating a chocolate-dipped banana

9/23/2008 12:55:03 PM

how about we include politicians and celebrities together?

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : cant spell ]

9/23/2008 12:56:28 PM

Who said anything about celebrities?

9/23/2008 12:56:55 PM

You know, "celebrities" - tv show hosts and whatnot

9/23/2008 12:59:00 PM

TV show host != celebrity

9/23/2008 1:00:52 PM

Quote :

"+1 for whale tail"

what is that?


I still think this needs more....


State Fair Scavenger Hunt List:
1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo)
2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth
3. Mother with more than 4 children
4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included)
5. Item of clothing inside-out
6. A pair of Reebok pumps
7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1/2"
8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face
9. Albino person
10. "Little person"
11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating, +1 for whale tail)
12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching)
13. Child on a leash
14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers)
15. Politician
16. "Thuglet"
17. Hat with fish hooks (2 or more)
18. Vomit in a public place (not in a restroom, +1 for someone vomiting)
19. Non-local TV personality
20. Unintentionally sexually suggestive pose (must be a stranger)
21. Person with visible sores/open wounds


[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2008 3:17:55 PM

when a woman's thong is riding up in the back and it looks like a whale's tail

9/23/2008 3:20:58 PM

we just had some fair up here. they had a song on the commercial about how safe it was

9/23/2008 3:55:31 PM

I was talking to my sister last night and she was telling me about the cinnamon sugar pork rinds they sell at the fair now

9/23/2008 8:29:39 PM

Quote :

"20. Someone fellating a chocolate-dipped banana"

lol ... reminds me when I was on the AT in a crowded state park with some emaciated thru hikers who'd been severely deprived of both food and feminine affection. After leaving the park, this guy Samson said, "Did you guys see that girl straight domin' that Dove bar?" The guys spent the rest of the day talking about the girl domin the Dove bar, then when we got to camp they went straight to their tents.

9/23/2008 8:38:57 PM

if i had to pick like 5 things to eat what would yalls list be?

i have not had a deep fried candy bar before...heard thats good...what else?

9/23/2008 8:42:39 PM

maple cotton candy is A++

Someone told me there was some asshole there last year selling "deep fried Coke." Is that true?

9/23/2008 8:49:10 PM

^ unfortunately, it's true

9/23/2008 8:54:40 PM

9/23/2008 8:56:07 PM

^^ the fried Coke at the NC Fair is more like funnel cake, not little batter balls

9/23/2008 8:58:11 PM

my little sister had the fried coke 2 years ago, it's just funnel cake with coke syrup in it

9/23/2008 9:08:01 PM

9/24/2008 6:20:23 AM

wow I didn't realize that earrings would be on the list, I have 12 in each ear and my husband has 1" lobes with about 8 hoops in each ear - you all really find this odd?

10/4/2008 12:42:42 AM

missing the fair this year for the first time since 1997

almost got to come back for work but the conference was postponed

10/4/2008 12:59:58 AM

i told this guy at work (that's from WV) about the scavenger hunt and he said:

Quote :

"I could just take a picture of my cousin Andy and you'd get No.'s 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 (unlaced with the tongue sticking out in front of his pants legs), 11(+1), 12 (but he says it was only once...and he was drunk), 17, 18(+1), 20 (We don't know why he grabs himself like that) and 21."

10/7/2008 1:11:06 PM

I've lived in NC all my life and this will be my first trip to the fair.

10/7/2008 1:11:55 PM

everyone in this thread better milk a cow at the fair this year!!!

btw, just the concept of fried coke is

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/7/2008 1:15:43 PM

someone should make a list of the top foods to try. i'd like to try everything, but i'd also like to not gain 300 pounds.

10/7/2008 1:50:27 PM

that is why you fast for like 3 days before you go

i can't wait i love the food! i love the smells! i love the sights!! yayyyy. but i kinda wanna go during a weekday to avoid the crowds...does that make me old?

10/7/2008 6:03:57 PM

i'll be there in the cattle barn basically from the first thursday - wednesday (won't be there saturday though)


you guys should swing through and say hey

10/7/2008 6:07:14 PM

I am so looking forward to the cider.

10/12/2008 12:35:14 PM

ZOMG the fair is this weekend!

10/12/2008 8:43:12 PM

JOHN DEERE ICE CREAM

10/12/2008 8:45:13 PM

i'm going on the 19th

10/12/2008 9:11:10 PM

frozen apple cider for the win

warm apple cider if its cold outside

Fried cola was super overrated...

10/12/2008 9:14:49 PM

i LOVE the saltwater taffy! and the chocolate covered bananas!! SO GOOD!

10/12/2008 9:15:37 PM

Overpriced NC State ice cream!!!!!!!!

10/12/2008 10:01:57 PM

Went to the Dixie Classic Fair in Winston this past weekend. It's like State Fair Lite. Has everything I would get at the State Fair, but not packed as hell. Probably won't even bother going to the State Fair this year.

10/12/2008 10:04:35 PM

i can't wait to ride the gravitron

10/12/2008 10:26:00 PM

10/12/2008 10:31:58 PM