LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Wish that I was going this year
[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 8:48 AM. Reason : page 2] 9/23/2008 8:47:48 AM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
a mullet search, you say?
9/23/2008 9:42:50 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
For page 2:
State Fair Scavenger Hunt List: 1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo) 2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth 3. Mother with more than 4 children 4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included) 5. Item of clothing inside-out 6. A pair of Reebok pumps 7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1/4" 8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face 9. Albino person 10. "Little person" 11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating) 12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching) 13. Child on a leash 14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers) 15. Politician 16. A thuglet 17. 18. 19. 20. 9/23/2008 9:51:34 AM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
an obese woman eating fair food with a 115lb husband 9/23/2008 10:08:34 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
What about dudes wearing stunner shades to the fair? (at night of course) 9/23/2008 10:12:56 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i thought this thread was going to be about LivinProof78 and her penchant for fair folk" |
look...i met the kid during the fair...
but he is NOT a carnie!!!
his name is Ben though 9/23/2008 10:40:46 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
haha awesome 9/23/2008 10:41:50 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
some of the worst sex i've ever had....
but consistent...haha
sometimes it's all about quantity over quality 9/23/2008 10:44:10 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
That is NEVER true Casey!
NEVER!!!! 9/23/2008 10:45:16 AM |
NCSUGirl83 All American 10343 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have lived in North Carolina my entire life and still have yet to attend the State Fair." |
me, too 9/23/2008 10:48:22 AM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
The Fair is one of my FAV. things of the year. if you have never been you need to go. I usually go like 2-3 times while its here. and yes its just that fun. I go for the rides and the games not too much the food. 9/23/2008 11:25:26 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
how can you people live here all your lives and never, ever go to the fair its so much fun 9/23/2008 11:26:20 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
yes 9/23/2008 11:27:32 AM |
killer tofu Veteran 499 Posts user info edit post |
ive only been once 9/23/2008 11:27:51 AM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
State Fair Scavenger Hunt List: 1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo) 2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth 3. Mother with more than 4 children 4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included) 5. Item of clothing inside-out 6. A pair of Reebok pumps 7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1" 8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face 9. Albino person 10. "Little person" 11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating) 12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching) 13. Child on a leash 14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers) 15. Politician 16. "Thuglet" 17. Hat with fish hooks (2 or more) 18. Vomit in a public place (not in a restroom, +1 for someone in vomiting) 19. 20.
[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason : earring size] 9/23/2008 12:51:40 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
State Fair Scavenger Hunt List: 1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo) 2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth 3. Mother with more than 4 children 4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included) 5. Item of clothing inside-out 6. A pair of Reebok pumps 7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1/2" 8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face 9. Albino person 10. "Little person" not a carnie 11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating, +1 for whale tail) 12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching) 13. Child on a leash 14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers) 15. Politician 16. "Thuglet" 17. Hat with fishooks (2 or more) 18. Vomit in a public place (not in a restroom, +1 for someone vomiting) 19. TV show host (other than local channels. So, someone from Food Network would count, but Monica Laliberte would not) 20. Someone fellating a chocolate-dipped banana 9/23/2008 12:55:03 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
how about we include politicians and celebrities together?
[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : cant spell ] 9/23/2008 12:56:28 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Who said anything about celebrities? 9/23/2008 12:56:55 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
You know, "celebrities" - tv show hosts and whatnot 9/23/2008 12:59:00 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
TV show host != celebrity 9/23/2008 1:00:52 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "+1 for whale tail" |
what is that?
I still think this needs more....
State Fair Scavenger Hunt List: 1. Mullet (+1 for balding mullet, +1 for each additional mullet in photo) 2. Person with fewer than 4 teeth 3. Mother with more than 4 children 4. Airbrushed t-shirt (+1 if photo is included) 5. Item of clothing inside-out 6. A pair of Reebok pumps 7. More than 8 earrings in each ear or earrings gaged greater than 1/2" 8. Sleeve tattoos or tattoos on face 9. Albino person 10. "Little person" 11. Morbidly obese person (+1 for wheelchair, +1 for eating, +1 for whale tail) 12. Animal sex (+1 for each child watching) 13. Child on a leash 14. Group of people dressed alike (excluding fair workers or volunteers) 15. Politician 16. "Thuglet" 17. Hat with fish hooks (2 or more) 18. Vomit in a public place (not in a restroom, +1 for someone vomiting) 19. Non-local TV personality 20. Unintentionally sexually suggestive pose (must be a stranger) 21. Person with visible sores/open wounds
[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 3:23 PM. Reason : ]9/23/2008 3:17:55 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
when a woman's thong is riding up in the back and it looks like a whale's tail 9/23/2008 3:20:58 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
we just had some fair up here. they had a song on the commercial about how safe it was 9/23/2008 3:55:31 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I was talking to my sister last night and she was telling me about the cinnamon sugar pork rinds they sell at the fair now 9/23/2008 8:29:39 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "20. Someone fellating a chocolate-dipped banana" |
lol ... reminds me when I was on the AT in a crowded state park with some emaciated thru hikers who'd been severely deprived of both food and feminine affection. After leaving the park, this guy Samson said, "Did you guys see that girl straight domin' that Dove bar?" The guys spent the rest of the day talking about the girl domin the Dove bar, then when we got to camp they went straight to their tents. ]9/23/2008 8:38:57 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
if i had to pick like 5 things to eat what would yalls list be?
i have not had a deep fried candy bar before...heard thats good...what else? 9/23/2008 8:42:39 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
maple cotton candy is A++
Someone told me there was some asshole there last year selling "deep fried Coke." Is that true? 9/23/2008 8:49:10 PM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
^ unfortunately, it's true
9/23/2008 8:54:40 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
9/23/2008 8:56:07 PM |
Nerdchick All American 37009 Posts user info edit post |
^^ the fried Coke at the NC Fair is more like funnel cake, not little batter balls 9/23/2008 8:58:11 PM |
miska All American 22242 Posts user info edit post |
my little sister had the fried coke 2 years ago, it's just funnel cake with coke syrup in it
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
9/24/2008 6:20:23 AM |
tdwhitlo All American 1347 Posts user info edit post |
wow I didn't realize that earrings would be on the list, I have 12 in each ear and my husband has 1" lobes with about 8 hoops in each ear - you all really find this odd? 10/4/2008 12:42:42 AM |
NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
missing the fair this year for the first time since 1997
almost got to come back for work but the conference was postponed 10/4/2008 12:59:58 AM |
blah All American 4532 Posts user info edit post |
i told this guy at work (that's from WV) about the scavenger hunt and he said:
Quote : | "I could just take a picture of my cousin Andy and you'd get No.'s 1, 2, 4, 5, 6 (unlaced with the tongue sticking out in front of his pants legs), 11(+1), 12 (but he says it was only once...and he was drunk), 17, 18(+1), 20 (We don't know why he grabs himself like that) and 21." |
10/7/2008 1:11:06 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
I've lived in NC all my life and this will be my first trip to the fair. 10/7/2008 1:11:55 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
everyone in this thread better milk a cow at the fair this year!!!
btw, just the concept of fried coke is
[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ] 10/7/2008 1:15:43 PM |
blah All American 4532 Posts user info edit post |
someone should make a list of the top foods to try. i'd like to try everything, but i'd also like to not gain 300 pounds. 10/7/2008 1:50:27 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
that is why you fast for like 3 days before you go
i can't wait i love the food! i love the smells! i love the sights!! yayyyy. but i kinda wanna go during a weekday to avoid the crowds...does that make me old? 10/7/2008 6:03:57 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i'll be there in the cattle barn basically from the first thursday - wednesday (won't be there saturday though)
you guys should swing through and say hey 10/7/2008 6:07:14 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I am so looking forward to the cider. 10/12/2008 12:35:14 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
ZOMG the fair is this weekend! 10/12/2008 8:43:12 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
JOHN DEERE ICE CREAM 10/12/2008 8:45:13 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
i'm going on the 19th 10/12/2008 9:11:10 PM |
Raine34 All American 513 Posts user info edit post |
frozen apple cider for the win
warm apple cider if its cold outside
Fried cola was super overrated... 10/12/2008 9:14:49 PM |
StraightTalk Starting Lineup 55 Posts user info edit post |
i LOVE the saltwater taffy! and the chocolate covered bananas!! SO GOOD! 10/12/2008 9:15:37 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Overpriced NC State ice cream!!!!!!!! 10/12/2008 10:01:57 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Went to the Dixie Classic Fair in Winston this past weekend. It's like State Fair Lite. Has everything I would get at the State Fair, but not packed as hell. Probably won't even bother going to the State Fair this year. 10/12/2008 10:04:35 PM |
bitchplease All American 613 Posts user info edit post |
i can't wait to ride the gravitron 10/12/2008 10:26:00 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
10/12/2008 10:31:58 PM |