^nice timing on that posting.

Well I want details whenever you do tag that ass!

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : Wooo page 2]

9/22/2008 11:13:48 AM

ahah, you sound like me on IM.....right before I message my way into some COUG

9/22/2008 11:16:20 AM

yeah, i have this internet game on lock son

9/22/2008 11:17:03 AM

hahahaha @ the feet comment.

HAHAHA

9/22/2008 11:17:41 AM

should I tell her about the athlete's foot?


nah, she'll find out soon enough

9/22/2008 11:19:24 AM

hehe just wait it out!

Make sure her feet stay away from your junk though. lol

9/22/2008 11:20:51 AM

pics or it isn't happening.

9/22/2008 11:21:23 AM

pics of what? her, the fucking, my penis, my feet, the flops? what?

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 11:23 AM. Reason : a]

9/22/2008 11:23:40 AM

You should offer to be the office bicycle...everyone gets a ride

9/22/2008 11:23:49 AM

what she looks like dammit

9/22/2008 11:24:11 AM

Quote :

"You should offer to be the office bicycle...everyone gets a ride"

ehhhhh, no. all the rest of them are in their late 40s and married.

9/22/2008 11:24:47 AM

make sure you use a jimmy hat!

also, after the sex, it's considered polite to offer her the used condom to keep as a souvenir. she might say no, but it's proper to at least offer

9/22/2008 11:38:54 AM

9/22/2008 11:39:31 AM

I have a shadow box of all EMCE's condoms.

It's rather large.

9/22/2008 11:39:36 AM

....and soggy

9/22/2008 11:42:03 AM

Quote :

"ehhhhh, no. all the rest of them are in their late 40s and married."

which precisely explain why she's going to put a lot of effort into hooking up with you--all the other women are egging her on and telling her that they wish they could but since they can't, she should/better

you're golden..trust me, it never ends badly--except that one time i almost got fired

9/22/2008 11:43:12 AM

I feel that this thread has brought us all closer together. There's been a lot of sharing....and now our community is stronger

9/22/2008 11:48:41 AM

honestly, if it went wrong she would probably be the one that would have to worry about getting fired. like i said, we both know it's going to happen, it's just a matter of when.

9/22/2008 11:48:55 AM

I just hope all the build up doesn't result in an EPIC letdown!!!

I hope she has a nice cooch.

9/22/2008 11:52:06 AM

i too share that concern

9/22/2008 11:52:53 AM

I really want your next experience to be monumental.

9/22/2008 11:53:55 AM

screw getting fired if you can bang the chick on the boss's desk.

9/22/2008 11:59:22 AM

is a live webcam feed an option?

in the cards at all? I'm just throwing that out there?

9/22/2008 12:13:11 PM

Quote :

"is a live webcam feed an option? in the cards at all? I'm just throwing that out there?"

this quote definitely deserved to be quoted again. the best reply in this thread yet!



and i had the same situation at work last year... unfortunately she was a giant tease, we never hooked up, but everything else pretty much went down.. lets hope you can close the deal..

9/22/2008 1:14:33 PM

live webcam? hmmmmmm, I need to check the boss's computer real quick and see if she has one. brb.

^ the deal is already closed, I just need to figure out if I want to open this can of worms or not.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 1:16 PM. Reason : a]

9/22/2008 1:15:39 PM

I'm just saying....

a bedroom has the expectation of privacy. you would have to tell her about the camera.
an office does not....

mull that over for a second, and get back to me.

9/22/2008 1:18:23 PM

^^i thought so too, but when the moment was there, she chickened out.. it was all fun to talk about, but i guess the work thing was too much for her.... it was even easier here. at the time we had no boss, so the office was empty, and we had our own room outside, so it could have been pulled off.


either way, what EMCE said still stands!


^and his last post brings up another great point. you cannot overlook points like that

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 1:19 PM. Reason : .]

9/22/2008 1:18:29 PM

i am pretty sure all the talk about fucking here in the office is just talk. in fact, I'm not sure even I would be able to go through with it. but i can, and most likely will, get it one night after work soon.


EMCE is a wise wise man

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 1:21 PM. Reason : a]

9/22/2008 1:20:47 PM

haha yeah, well if you can get it after work thats good too.... webcam still applies..


tits or gtfo. (not yours, hers!)

9/22/2008 1:24:16 PM

She needs to send out daily boobsletters! (I'm totally changing the name of mine)

9/22/2008 1:35:20 PM

she's got some nice fake ones.

9/22/2008 1:36:39 PM

You guys had to have taken pictures when you went out!!!

Did you grab them?

9/22/2008 1:37:39 PM

I really enjoyed the newsletter today Errrka

9/22/2008 1:37:55 PM

I'm glad I could make your day that much better

9/22/2008 1:39:01 PM

ha ha ha, she told me the first week I was here that they were fake. not sure why she told me, because I didn't ask. just came out of the blue with it. she also told me some other personal shit, like the first time we went cold calling together. I think she is just so used to working with all women, i dunno

and no, I didn't grab them but i smacked her ass.

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : a]

9/22/2008 1:39:07 PM

Firm? Ass big enough to sit a cup on that booty?

(This reminds me of the ass I just took a picture of at Harris Teeter)

9/22/2008 1:40:35 PM

either that, or she REALLY wants your manprint on her cervix

9/22/2008 1:41:21 PM

she's in shape, could bounce a quarter off of it for sure.

9/22/2008 1:41:45 PM

yeah if she came outta the blue and told you that, she definitely wants your p33n.


she wants your DNA

9/22/2008 1:44:18 PM

Quote :

"either that, or she REALLY wants your manprint on her cervix"

What female doesn't?

9/22/2008 1:44:58 PM

looks like tomorrow night might be the night:

her: what are you doing tomorrow night?
me: not shit, why?
her: you want to come to Rioja with us? half price wine night.
me: ewwwwwww, i hate wine
her: well they have beer too, you should come
me: count me in

9/22/2008 1:47:53 PM

true dat

hell, I found my girlfriend flicking her bean to his picture the other day

9/22/2008 1:48:38 PM

Oh she gonna drink that "fuck me" juice.

Manscape!!!

[Edited on September 22, 2008 at 1:50 PM. Reason : ]

9/22/2008 1:48:44 PM

Quote :

"Manscape!!!"

so funny you should mention that. I took care of that Saturday before I met them out.

9/22/2008 1:52:09 PM

hahahaha

booty juice!

9/22/2008 1:52:47 PM

me: who all is going?
her: all of us i think
me: are you going to get drunk and mollest me again?
me: i am not just some piece of meat you know
me: i demand respect...i am not only here for you to use and throw away
me: i have feelings, i am a human being
her: oh shut it, you love the attention
me: yeah, true that

9/22/2008 1:56:13 PM

Let me know if you need me to check it out before you go out and all. lol

9/22/2008 1:57:59 PM

last time I said that to a girl over AIM, she ended up sitting on my face.

true story

9/22/2008 1:59:46 PM

me: what are you doing over there? are you making your phone calls young lady?
her: you are a dork
me: funny, i don't see your extention lit up. i am totally telling Judy
me: then maybe she will give me your office
her: how many calls have you made mister salesman of the month?
me: ha ha, none, I am playing on the internet
her: want to go out cold calling?
me: is that some sort of code?
her: ..........

9/22/2008 2:03:22 PM

Sigh

I wanna go out cold calling.

9/22/2008 2:04:23 PM