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9/23/2008 2:04:44 PM

could yall leave... i need to sweep up this mess i made with the popcorn

9/23/2008 2:05:18 PM

This was a TWW production, brought to you by terpball

Bitch.....NCSUGirl83


Fat, dickless, piece of shit.....Airbag



With guest appearances by

Fermat, sumfoo1, ThePeter, Fareako, Snewf, chembob, sd2nc, EMCE, DivaBaby19, pilgrimshoes, dgspencer, and LickHer

9/23/2008 2:09:53 PM

Quote :

"Fat, dickless, piece of shit.....Airbag"

9/23/2008 2:12:27 PM

I seem to think that poop is like playdoh, so if someone is a dickless piece of shit, they can always just mold themselves a poop penis.

9/23/2008 2:12:32 PM

hahaha


I said it originally as a joke, just to make a point (that I, too, could call names)

9/23/2008 2:18:13 PM

Oh yes. That is a top priority.

9/23/2008 2:20:35 PM

awesome creds but i'm sweeping here people !!!

9/23/2008 2:21:43 PM

MORE POPCORN ON THE FLOOR

9/23/2008 2:25:13 PM

that pic made me want white cheddar popcorn

9/23/2008 2:26:57 PM

notice how she listed my name first (when it came time for listing)

9/23/2008 2:27:35 PM

[Edited on September 23, 2008 at 2:34 PM. Reason : maybe]

9/23/2008 2:31:05 PM

^^ Nope, It was me

9/23/2008 2:37:41 PM

no you're name was merely mentioned (Almost in an offhand manner) Mine was straight up listed. Like she aggonized for a few minutes to decide who would come after my name and in what order.

9/23/2008 2:42:59 PM

^ position means nothing... i'm the janitor and got 2nd

9/23/2008 2:44:49 PM

maybe she loves you, you heartless prick

9/23/2008 2:46:28 PM

I think it's clear that she has feelings for me, people

9/23/2008 2:48:33 PM

I can see that now

9/23/2008 2:53:34 PM

if only she did love me

9/23/2008 2:54:22 PM

I PMed her once to try to get her to like me. But as usual when talking to girls, I got nervous and ended up calling her a fat loser.

I'm such a stupid jerk

9/23/2008 2:57:47 PM

It's in chronological order. I don't get to hit it til at least year 2048.

9/23/2008 2:58:01 PM

and by then, BigMan157 will be supreme ruler and those of us that have remained loyal *Like myself* will be showered with the nude buttocks of NCSUGirl83

9/23/2008 3:05:11 PM

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

9/23/2008 4:37:10 PM

what happened here?

9/23/2008 4:40:27 PM

^^

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9/23/2008 8:20:23 PM

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

9/23/2008 8:23:37 PM

9/23/2008 9:23:52 PM

These thoughts spawned in my head, like bastard children of Satan growing as e.coli on 3 day old beef, later to be incubated in a congealed pitri dish to try to help determine what kind of disease would cause me to think of all these fucked up things.

9/23/2008 10:33:58 PM

bttt

12/18/2008 12:48:18 PM

The first page sounds kind of like excerpts from "My Big Thick Novel" by Jack Handey

Quote :

"Chapter 677 "I knew I had a choice. I could either take a step forward, off the cliff, and hope that as I was falling I could somehow take off my shirt or pants and fashion them into a makeshift parachute to at least slow my fall. Or I could go back into the party, and try to tell the joke again, but right this time.""

12/18/2008 12:59:59 PM

I want to see more bad similies and metaphors

12/19/2008 11:48:06 AM

She had heard stories of the mysteries of black hole beach, people would disappear mysteriously for days, sometimes for several days. They came back looking like they had faught with werewolves and vampires. She was excited to go there and find out the mystery. She must have packed and repacked her suitcase thirty times that night she was so excited.

12/19/2008 1:01:19 PM