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10/15/2008 10:47:56 PM

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"the unifying factor amongst all this crazy horseshit seems to be CHURCH so maybe it isn't LEFTWING or RIGHTWING but RELIGION that makes people so FUCKING RETARDED honestly people"

For true, for true.

10/15/2008 11:21:42 PM

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"HIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! Good to remember on voting day. Do we want a president who doesn't 'take sides' for America ? Perhaps there are SOME out there who are beginning to get 'the picture'. The following is a narrative taken from Sunday Morning's televised 'Meet The Press'. and the author is employed by none other than the Washington Post!! Yeah......the Washington Post of New York and Los Angeles Times fame!! Must say that I'm dually impressed.................. From Sunday's Televised 'Meet the Press' Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag. Obama Explains National Anthem Stance Sun, 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, General Bill Ginn' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain why he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. The General also stated to the Senator that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171... During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. At the very least, 'Stand and Face It' Senator Obama Live on Sunday states, 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides, Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'We should consider to reinvent our National Anthem as well as to redesign our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we as a Nation of warring people, should conduct ourselves as the nations of Islam, whereas peace prevails. Perhaps a state or period of mutual concord between our governments. When I become President, I will seek a pact or agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation have placed upon the nations of Islam an unfair injustice. My wife disrespects the Flag for many personal reasons. Together she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past, many years ago. She has her views and I have mine'. Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put aside my hatred. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path of hope. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America . WHAAAAAAAT the HECK !!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it right. This could possibly be our next President. I, for one, am speechless. Dale Lindsborg, WashingtonPost "

10/16/2008 8:44:31 PM

^^ jeez, same bullshit... how about a LITTLE fact checking?
If you can't convince people you are right... LIE!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/stance.asp

10/16/2008 9:43:00 PM

TL;DR

synopsis of OP?

10/16/2008 11:46:31 PM

It's a shitty email who who believes god got him into see mccain/palin, and he told palin that she's the next Ester. She cried. Praise JEBUS.


Since then, i've posted several subsequent fowarded emails.

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 12:23 AM. Reason : ]

10/17/2008 12:22:41 AM

I never said any of this shit to anyone. Palin is no Esther.

10/17/2008 12:33:02 AM

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"Subject: Prayer can move mountains, why not Obama? Being dismayed recently when a family member of mine said to me with great resignation that Obama will take the presidency. These words came from someone who in the past has been a great prayer warrior. What is happening was my question??? Why are we Christians settling and not issuing a battle cry and falling to our knees and taking our country back? We allow ourselves to be stripped of the right to pray at school functions and in school, we have the 10 commandments removed from government places and are told we cannot pray in school, all the while providing public prayer places for Muslims. What in the world is going on and why are we being apathetic? Why aren't we praying? Our God is a mighty God who is waiting patiently for us to raise our voices to heaven to stop the tide of the anti-Christ actions in our world today. Now we find we have a charismatic candidate for president who does not respect our flag and refuses to wear one on his lapel except when it becomes politically expedient and whose own wife and pastor that he loves profess to have strong anti-white feelings, and we sit back and say "it is a given, we can do nothing." There has never been a time in 2000 years that we can do nothing, never a time that we must sit back and allow the evil in men's and women's hearts to take over our world. We should be very afraid because our apathy is leading us to perdition. It is time for all Christian Americans to raise the battle cry and take our nation back. Maybe McCain on his own cannot defeat Obama, but our God can and He will if we take to our knees in prayer and raise a mighty cry to the heavens to "Save us O Lord." We have the power to change the course of this election and to keep a man as suspect as Barak Obama from leading our country to who knows where with his message of "change" - a change which I fear will be away from our Christian ideals and away from Christ and further away from one nation under God. We are great at passing stories and pictures around the internet, but where are our prayers and prayer warriors praying to stop this tide of Barak Obama? God parted the red sea, Jesus raised himself from the dead, and we can bring our country back to its Christian roots and stop the move to the rise of Muslims in our country. We can stop our country from being "under Allah," but we must begin to pray, to pray as if our country and our lives depended on it, because they do. We can stop all these atrocities against God's commands that have taken root in our country through something as simple as sincere prayer, a call to God to deliver us, to forgive us our sins of apathy and to protect us from the evil that is upon us. Okay prayer warriors, here is your challenge, start those prayer chains. Get the spiritual power working on our behalf and stop Barak Obama the proper way, by calling on our God to save us from the deception that charismatic preaching is using to lead us on the wrong path. Stop those who would take God out of our country and our government. Raise up good men to lead us and protect us. George Bush is being buffeted because he has fought a holy war against the evils that attack us and we should not be surprised because a prophet is not honored in his own country. But we should not rest on our laurels and allow ourselves to be taken further off the path of Christianity and to have God removed from our presence in our schools, courts, government and businesses. Invite God into the fray. Ask that His power rest upon us and give us the victory. Ask him to raise up a mighty army to defend us and to protect our country as he did in days of old. Let us be victorious beginning NOW. The battle is His but we must call on Him without ceasing and unite our voices and hearts in prayer and fasting. Please pass this around to all people of prayer that you know and maybe, just maybe a more eloquent person of prayer will write something better and more inspiring and even the rocks will shout that Jesus is Lord and our Mighty God is with us, bringing the victory for us and ultimately for Him. "Be joyful always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus." I Thess 5:16-18 ....Continuous Prayer is the answer to this attack on the USA.... Please pray the Will of God will prevail through our continuous prayers to HIM... Remember Prayer Can... Move Mountains "

10/20/2008 9:27:32 PM

Oh. My. God.

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"even the rocks will shout that Jesus is Lord and our Mighty God is with us"

There's not a carlface emphatic enough for statements like this.

[Edited on October 20, 2008 at 10:56 PM. Reason : lkdj]

10/20/2008 10:55:10 PM

at least they're calling people to pray rather than assassinate Obama, I suppose

but these emails are absolutely crazy

10/20/2008 10:59:11 PM

I hope they are praying so hard they forget to vote

10/20/2008 11:35:01 PM

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"George Bush is being buffeted because he has fought a holy war against the evils that attack us and we should not be surprised because a prophet is not honored in his own country."

Bush is a prophet?

[Edited on October 20, 2008 at 11:43 PM. Reason : *]

10/20/2008 11:43:10 PM

YES

GAWD BLESS HI'M

10/20/2008 11:44:31 PM

Damn, all this time I've been praying to Cheney

10/20/2008 11:48:46 PM

I'm still hung up on the "Muslims in the book of Revelations" thing from the last page.

[Edited on October 21, 2008 at 12:40 AM. Reason : While I'm at it, I'ma beseech Allah to keep McCain Palin out of office]

10/21/2008 12:36:53 AM

I know, right?

10/21/2008 4:09:52 PM

10/21/2008 4:45:53 PM

btt

11/2/2008 12:54:44 AM