2 handjobs from my mom

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

9/30/2008 10:17:12 PM

LOL i just figured it out, pretty slick.

9/30/2008 10:18:05 PM

goddamnit

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 10:19 PM. Reason : script]

9/30/2008 10:19:10 PM

booooooooooooooooooobs

9/30/2008 10:21:35 PM

ok now my list, wich could be long.
-rocks
-sparkly rocks
-carbon rocks (diamonds)
-carbon rocks with boron (blue diamond)
-rare rocks (afghanite, benitoite, etc. - reminds me to get some bixbite)
-good jewelry
-awesome jewelry
-antique jewelry
-lapidary
-jewelry in general
-good sheets on a bed
-a nice bathroom
-traveling
-parrots
-Central America- specifically Belize
-Ebay
-silver
-gold
-platinum
-treasure
-treasure hunting
-mining
-quarries
-adventure
-four wheeling in 3rd world countries
-I can come up with more later.

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 10:43 PM. Reason : .]

9/30/2008 10:40:59 PM

My glasses
Indian food
The internet
Free speech
Pynchon novels
Episodes from the first two seasons of Sliders
Sneezes
Phone calls from people you always only ever think about calling
Buckyballs
Those post-it notes Mom used to put in my lunch in elementary school
True stories that are stranger than fiction
Warm clothes/towels from the dryer
Discovering that someone else had the same thoughts you did but phrased them more eloquently than you could have ever hoped to express
Snowballs
Filled journals
The sound of a cello
Unintended puns
Any kind of snail mail that's been written by a real person
Dali paintings
Phalaenopsis and Vandaceous orchids
Pianos
Libraries
My two favorite plastic cups with handles from my parents' high school
Flowers other than roses
That momentary feeling of guilt when you accidentally lock eyes with someone
Kisses
Battlestar Galactica
Waterhouse paintings
Spooning or snuggling
Scrabble
Abusing parentheses and ellipses
Syllepses
Buñuel films
Slippers
Kodiak (though I suppose he may technically go in the "sex" category)

9/30/2008 11:29:29 PM

Pynchon novels in your top 5??

good lord, woman. you are quite a glutton.

or, just smarter than I am.

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 11:33 PM. Reason : afdasaaaa]

9/30/2008 11:32:48 PM

oh dear no, they aren't in any order

Kodiak would be much higher if it were

9/30/2008 11:35:02 PM

touching myself at night

9/30/2008 11:41:27 PM

oh lawd

http://s191.photobucket.com/albums/z112/hot-cookie121/?action=view¤t=a44cd8da.flv

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : peter griffin]

9/30/2008 11:57:20 PM

sex


fuck


.....

ummmmm

.....

...
......

hmmmmmm

sex

shit i suck at this

9/30/2008 11:58:41 PM

Quote :

"Phalaenopsis and Vandaceous orchids"

I second this and add :orchids in general

10/1/2008 12:13:11 AM

ttt

10/1/2008 5:51:29 PM

The first cut into a piece of construction paper.

10/1/2008 6:07:00 PM

Why do you have to bring my mom into this?

10/1/2008 8:08:07 PM

taking a shower after an intense workout
strawberry pez
getting high and listening to techno

10/1/2008 8:30:43 PM

singing in the car and shower

10/1/2008 8:42:23 PM

A good dookey.

10/1/2008 8:47:26 PM

Driving alone on an empty back road-- night or day, windows down, with good loud driving music
my jeep's new exhaust
Animals (especially cats)
French Fries
Coca Cola
A certain sandwich at Wendys
Hot Things (hot sauce, jalapenos, crushed red pepper, etc)
The initial feeling when you dive into a pool dry and are surrounded by h20
Shopping w/ my roomie's GF [I always spend too much $$ tho]
Good Breakfast foods
Baths
Long showers (esp. after running)
Good food in general
'real' hugs - they're awesome
growing plants
pretty flowers
getting mail/messages/etc
massages
cuddling
reading
my awesome pajama pants (which are currently missing )
and of course... my bf

10/1/2008 8:55:43 PM

^^agreed

Also:
---Diving into a swimming pool
---Driving at night with the windows down on a country road
---A good head-scratching
---Lying in the grass after a nice, long run
---Hugs
---Burnt cheese (like when it spills over when you're making a grilled cheese)
---Beer

10/1/2008 9:00:25 PM

Quote :

"2 handjobs from Wordsworth's mom"

how did my mom get into this?

10/1/2008 9:08:22 PM

Quote :

"ShinAntonio Susplendid 14833 Posts user info edit post block user 2 handjobs from my mom [Edited on September 30, 2008 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .] 9/30/2008 10:17:12 PM"

10/1/2008 9:09:06 PM

Quote :

"Why do you have to bring my mom into this?"

Quote :

"how did my mom get into this?"

two more fooled by the script

10/1/2008 9:10:07 PM

^^ highly lolable

[Edited on October 1, 2008 at 9:12 PM. Reason : wordsworth ain't no n00b]

10/1/2008 9:11:51 PM

eye contact with the guy you're totally crushing on

10/1/2008 9:20:47 PM

ah, clever.

[Edited on October 1, 2008 at 9:22 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2008 9:21:39 PM

Shawna making eye contact with me.

10/1/2008 9:22:00 PM

Quote :

"Driving at night with the windows roof down on a country road"

10/1/2008 10:37:02 PM

completing a HW assignment. it's lame, but i get a good feeling when i complete an assignment i know that i understood everything i just did.

10/1/2008 10:38:21 PM

Diet Mt. Dew
JR Ward novels

10/1/2008 10:40:40 PM

Spontaneous
Cheesewurst on dry Italian toasted bread.

10/1/2008 10:43:52 PM

Driving skills

basketball

300+ yd. drives

10/1/2008 11:02:56 PM

Food

10/1/2008 11:03:08 PM

not(not(sex))

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/1/2008 11:03:24 PM

Food

10/1/2008 11:03:31 PM

Cuddling

Surprises

Sprite

10/1/2008 11:03:49 PM

tall girls

10/1/2008 11:04:59 PM

i are n00b (from the script in this thread).

10/1/2008 11:06:06 PM

real mt. dew

10/2/2008 1:39:29 AM

books
coffee
sports (swimming, tennis, football, frisbee, soccer)
learning something new / interesting
warm cookies
chico's hops
exploring
history
coca cola
hugs
back and foot rubs
warm KK donuts
chocolate (except for white)
sleeping
zoning when swimming or some other sport
warm bedsheets/warm pajamas on a cold night
g.o.d

10/2/2008 11:40:23 AM

Quote :

"warm KK donuts"

i miss going to KK at 6pm for them

10/2/2008 11:42:57 AM

500 crunches on the ab machine. It makes me feel manly.

10/2/2008 1:45:51 PM

Quote :

"having my hair played with massages sleeping late reading kisses on the neck a good milkshake that comforting kiss on the forehead thing how excited my dog still gets every time i walk in the door My glasses most of StillFuchsia's list singing in the car and shower Driving at night with the windows down on a country road "

pillows that smell like the boyfriend
finishing a project
hearing church bells every time I leave work (12 and 5, I'm always on schedule )
fresh smelling comforters
the pop of opening a new bottle of wine
when the Carolina Hurricanes first skate out onto the ice

10/2/2008 2:17:38 PM

Fresh ice on a skating rink/watching the Zamboni resurface the ice.

10/2/2008 2:53:27 PM

mannnn i love this thread. there are tons of things that bring joy to me. a lot of what people have posted.


de-socking after work is probably at top 5. I come straight home and get my work clothes off as soon as i can.

getting a good back rub/scratch from a female companion.

that first beer on gameday when the sun is out and the sky is as blue as ever.

watching Bad Santa every christmas season with my two best friends even though we know all the words.

an early morning or evening boat ride on the lake when the water is pure glass

oh and i forgot one. a campfire

[Edited on October 2, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : add]

10/2/2008 3:09:51 PM

watching people do this

10/2/2008 7:23:23 PM

head rubs
sleepy kisses goodbye in the morning
play wrestling
laughing until someone snorts/squeaks
finding scars/birthmarks/hidden tattoos/piercings
finding that perfect spot to curl up and read
completely unplanned epic evenings
souvenirs (not store bought)

10/2/2008 7:42:41 PM

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO RUB MY BACK.

10/2/2008 7:43:06 PM

Finished homework and clean rooms

10/2/2008 7:43:36 PM

set em up

10/2/2008 7:49:32 PM