Eddie Murphy - Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood
Chevy Chase - Landshark
Akroyd and Martin - Two wild and crazy guys!!
Akroyd - Bass-o-matic infomercial
The Change Bank fake commercial - "People ask us, 'how do you make money?' The answer is simple really... Volume."

10/8/2008 3:17:49 PM

Tom Hanks as Mr. Short Term Memory

"TONY RANDALL!"

10/8/2008 3:25:55 PM

A couple of there "Sports" parodies were great. Eddie Murphy as a professional Astroids player in his spaceship being interviewed by Wide World Of Sports. Also the OJ Simpson (played by Meadows) bit where he unknowingly writes I DID IT on the telestrater.

10/8/2008 3:48:17 PM

^Michael Jordan as the first black Harlem Globetrotter and Charles Barkley being interviewed by Stuart Smalley were great, too.

10/8/2008 4:15:30 PM

the joe peschi show

i almost forgot about that one

10/8/2008 4:19:28 PM

mark wahlberg talks to animals
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals/727504/

10/8/2008 5:36:43 PM

i think it might have been aykroid but the one where they he is talking about halloween costumes he's selling to kids

Johnny Space Commader mask (a plastic bag and a rubber band)
Invisible Pedestrian costume (a set of black clothes)
Johnny Combat Action costume (complete with a real M-1 rifle)
Johnny Human Torch (a bag of oily rags and a lighter).

10/8/2008 5:55:24 PM

Lazy Sunday.

10/8/2008 5:59:22 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16388/saturday-night-live-surprise-party#s-p7-st-i0

http://www.hulu.com/watch/16389/saturday-night-live-meet-the-family#s-p11-st-i0

10/8/2008 6:33:32 PM

3 obscure ones. Prolly my favorites because I can't seem to find the clips anywhere.

Bill Murray - Whip Master

Chris Farley - Morning Latte (When did you run into Will Smith?!)

Norm Macdonald - Some christian game show. I remember they would tell you the question and then the answer and you'd buzz in if you knew it and they'd hand over cash.

[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : thought of another]

10/8/2008 8:48:38 PM

^ha, i remember that last one, norm was the champ and kept coming back every day and winning because he just said he new every answer, lol

10/8/2008 9:02:33 PM

will ferrel and horatio sanz cutting crew skit

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/749103/snl_i_just_died_in_your_arms_tonight/

10/8/2008 9:10:43 PM

do you want your money back? well I can't give it to you because we BLEW it. we BLEW IT HARD. as SOON as you gave it to us.

10/9/2008 9:52:06 AM

DA Bears!
Robert Goulet

10/9/2008 9:57:21 AM

One of my favorite ones of all time was one of the Ladies' Man skits.

(Not the exact lines, but what I can remember)

Male Caller: Hi, Ladies' Man.

Meadows: Hi, what is your query?

Male Caller: Well, I have a problem. I have a small dick. Is there anything I can do about it?

Meadows: Just because you have a small dick, it doesn't mean you still can't please a woman. Just how small is it?

Male Caller: It's about 2 or 3 inches.

Meadows: Oh wow that is small. I was not expecting anything less than 10 or 12 inches. You have a baby's dick. Well there's not much you can do at all with that. Next caller.

10/9/2008 10:28:32 AM

One with Bill Murray where he was on an airplane and would talk to everyone about things on the plane

Like he would reccomend good articles in the magazines and how he like to put his seat back only half way at first and save the rest for later

10/9/2008 10:38:51 AM

^^dude, you're forgetting the best part of that... the repeated use of the term: "dinky wang."

"juth how dinky ith yo wang, mr. dinky wang?"

"wow, that is very dinky. get off my show dinky wang."

10/9/2008 11:08:46 AM

did somebody mention the chris walken skits, Pranksters and The Census

10/9/2008 11:14:30 AM

Census is one of my all time favorites

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U

10/9/2008 11:29:14 AM

"wow..i really...overshot it...with the 80"

lol

10/9/2008 11:31:33 AM

Consumer Probe with Irwin Mainway (Candace Bergen and Dan Aykroyd)


Irwin Mainway: Okay, Miss, I wanna correct you, alright. The full name of this product, as it appears in stores all over the county, is Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk. I mean, nothing goes wrong.. little girls buy 'em, you know, they play games, they make up stories, nobody gets hurt. I mean, so Barbie takes a knife once in a while, or Ken gets cut. You know, there's no harm in that. I mean, as far as I can see, you know?

Consumer Reporter: Alright. Fine. Fine. Well, we'd like to show you another one of Mr. Mainway's products. It retails for $1.98, and it's called Bag O' Glass. [ holds up bag of glass ] Mr. Mainway, this is simply a bag of jagged, dangerous, glass bits.

Irwin Mainway: Yeah, right, it's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?

Consumer Reporter: [ laughs ] I don't understand. I mean, children could seriously cut themselves on any one of these pieces!

Irwin Mainway: Yeah, well, look - you know, the average kid, he picks up, you know, broken glass anywhere, you know? The beach, the street, garbage cans, parking lots, all over the place in any big city. We're just packaging what the kids want! I mean, it's a creative toy, you know? If you hold this up, you know, you see colors, every color of the rainbow! I mean, it teaches him about light refraction, you know? Prisms, and that stuff! You know what I mean?

Consumer Reporter: So, you don't feel that this product is dangerous?

Irwin Mainway: No! Look, we put a label on every bag that says, "Kid! Be careful - broken glass!" I mean, we sell a lot of products in the "Bag O'" line.. like Bag O' Glass, Bag O' Nails, Bag O' Bugs, Bag O' Vipers, Bag O' Sulfuric Acid. They're decent toys, you know what I mean?

10/9/2008 11:55:06 AM

knock, knock

"who's there?"

"pizza, mam"

"i didn't order a pizza"

"...telegram"

"wait a minute, you just said it was pizza, who's the telegram from?"

"...landshark"

"well now you're just pulling my leg, you're not the AHHHHHH"

10/9/2008 11:59:49 AM

also Will Ferrell at the dinner table with Sarah Michelle Gellar

10/9/2008 12:35:10 PM

Sally O'Malley
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/sally-omalley/2640798403

Jeanie Darcy
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jeanie-darcy-at-st-josephs-hospital/3479999998

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : JD]

10/9/2008 12:57:30 PM

Here's the 'Shopping at Jeffrey's' skit.

Would have been better if Jimmy Fallon could ever keep a straight face.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/104531

10/9/2008 1:48:42 PM

^ actually I think the fact that no one besides Will Ferrell can keep a straight face throughout it is a testament to how funny that skit is. There's another Jeffrey's episode that has Pierce Brosnan in it. Will Ferrell pulls out this tiny phone/blackberry and has to put on microglasses that jewelers and surgeons performing microsurgery have to wear in order to read his emails/text messages.

I can't believe no one's mentioned the skit with Jim Carrey as the lifeguard of the jacuzzi.

[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 2:05 PM. Reason : ]

10/9/2008 1:54:02 PM

Wow, surprised this has not been mentioned yet

10/9/2008 2:05:12 PM

did Will Ferrell ever really lose it during a sketch? I think he came close during one of the ones with him and Rachel Dratch in the hot tub, where they play the strange professors, but I can't think of a time when he really lost his composure or really broke character, even when everyone else in the scene did.

10/9/2008 2:30:26 PM

^ Weekend update where he suffers from voice imodulation
He doesn't completely lose it but he comes close
The tub scene too. That is what really made it funny

10/9/2008 4:01:04 PM

^yeah, also that one sketch where he was a crazy thug doctor with jerry seinfeld



[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : add Ø]

10/9/2008 4:43:48 PM

Seinfeld in Oz

Juliana Margulies spitting apple pie into Chris Kattan's mouth.

10/9/2008 5:30:36 PM

Whoever can go the longest without commiting male rape wins the contest

10/9/2008 5:37:13 PM

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo_seinfeld-in-oz_people

10/9/2008 6:06:10 PM

this thread is useless without youtube videos

10/9/2008 7:01:50 PM

The Chris Farley Show with Paul McCartney
Goulet with Jay-Z

10/9/2008 7:11:23 PM

^^ Take it up with NBC

10/9/2008 7:15:19 PM

Tales of Fraud and Malfeasance in Railroad Hiring Practices

10/9/2008 7:52:38 PM

The Twin Peaks spoof

10/9/2008 8:07:17 PM

Quote :

"also Will Ferrell at the dinner table with Sarah Michelle Gellar"

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

10/9/2008 8:11:46 PM

Jingleheimer Junction

10/9/2008 8:16:06 PM

where that debbie downer skit where they all just totally fuck up and start laughing

10/10/2008 12:18:06 AM

http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Downer-Visits-Disney-World

10/10/2008 1:07:58 AM

^I laughed pretty hard when everyone started breaking character that episode. It's when Lohan was hot right?

10/10/2008 1:10:38 AM

I CAN DO 100 PUSHUPS IN 20 MINUTES

10/10/2008 4:20:26 AM

UNCLE
JEMIMA'S
PURE
MASH
LIQUOR

10/10/2008 4:47:37 AM

The freaking one with Andrew Dice Clay and John Luvitz where they parody "Raging Bull." Man that is hilarious and I can't find a video of it anywhere.

Do they play these old SNL episodes anymore?

10/10/2008 12:00:09 PM

In that Debbie Downer sketch where everyone breaks, whenever he's not on camera, Horatio Sanz is cramming his face with food. It's tremendously unprofessional...but what do you expect from a cokehead who still manages to weigh 350 pounds.

10/10/2008 2:07:33 PM

I gotta say this thread has just pissed me off because half of these are nowhere to be found on the Internet so I can't go watch them.

10/10/2008 2:38:30 PM

Quote :

"^I laughed pretty hard when everyone started breaking character that episode. It's when Lohan was hot right?"

very, but who was that blonde, she was stunning

10/10/2008 3:03:37 PM

10/10/2008 3:09:09 PM