spydyrwyr All American 3021 Posts user info edit post |
Eddie Murphy - Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood Chevy Chase - Landshark Akroyd and Martin - Two wild and crazy guys!! Akroyd - Bass-o-matic infomercial The Change Bank fake commercial - "People ask us, 'how do you make money?' The answer is simple really... Volume." 10/8/2008 3:17:49 PM |
screentest All American 1955 Posts user info edit post |
Tom Hanks as Mr. Short Term Memory
"TONY RANDALL!" 10/8/2008 3:25:55 PM |
Cif82 All American 10455 Posts user info edit post |
A couple of there "Sports" parodies were great. Eddie Murphy as a professional Astroids player in his spaceship being interviewed by Wide World Of Sports. Also the OJ Simpson (played by Meadows) bit where he unknowingly writes I DID IT on the telestrater.
10/8/2008 3:48:17 PM |
screentest All American 1955 Posts user info edit post |
^Michael Jordan as the first black Harlem Globetrotter and Charles Barkley being interviewed by Stuart Smalley were great, too. 10/8/2008 4:15:30 PM |
ViolentMAW All American 4127 Posts user info edit post |
the joe peschi show
i almost forgot about that one 10/8/2008 4:19:28 PM |
davidkunttu All American 2490 Posts user info edit post |
mark wahlberg talks to animals http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals/727504/ 10/8/2008 5:36:43 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
i think it might have been aykroid but the one where they he is talking about halloween costumes he's selling to kids
Johnny Space Commader mask (a plastic bag and a rubber band) Invisible Pedestrian costume (a set of black clothes) Johnny Combat Action costume (complete with a real M-1 rifle) Johnny Human Torch (a bag of oily rags and a lighter). 10/8/2008 5:55:24 PM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
Lazy Sunday. 10/8/2008 5:59:22 PM |
dacates All American 4305 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.hulu.com/watch/16388/saturday-night-live-surprise-party#s-p7-st-i0
http://www.hulu.com/watch/16389/saturday-night-live-meet-the-family#s-p11-st-i0 10/8/2008 6:33:32 PM |
Skallah All American 1128 Posts user info edit post |
3 obscure ones. Prolly my favorites because I can't seem to find the clips anywhere.
Bill Murray - Whip Master
Chris Farley - Morning Latte (When did you run into Will Smith?!)
Norm Macdonald - Some christian game show. I remember they would tell you the question and then the answer and you'd buzz in if you knew it and they'd hand over cash.
[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : thought of another] 10/8/2008 8:48:38 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12521 Posts user info edit post |
^ha, i remember that last one, norm was the champ and kept coming back every day and winning because he just said he new every answer, lol 10/8/2008 9:02:33 PM |
ussjbroli All American 4518 Posts user info edit post |
will ferrel and horatio sanz cutting crew skit
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/749103/snl_i_just_died_in_your_arms_tonight/ 10/8/2008 9:10:43 PM |
Madman All American 3412 Posts user info edit post |
do you want your money back? well I can't give it to you because we BLEW it. we BLEW IT HARD. as SOON as you gave it to us. 10/9/2008 9:52:06 AM |
scotieb24 Commish 11088 Posts user info edit post |
DA Bears! Robert Goulet 10/9/2008 9:57:21 AM |
ironpham Veteran 405 Posts user info edit post |
One of my favorite ones of all time was one of the Ladies' Man skits.
(Not the exact lines, but what I can remember)
Male Caller: Hi, Ladies' Man.
Meadows: Hi, what is your query?
Male Caller: Well, I have a problem. I have a small dick. Is there anything I can do about it?
Meadows: Just because you have a small dick, it doesn't mean you still can't please a woman. Just how small is it?
Male Caller: It's about 2 or 3 inches.
Meadows: Oh wow that is small. I was not expecting anything less than 10 or 12 inches. You have a baby's dick. Well there's not much you can do at all with that. Next caller. 10/9/2008 10:28:32 AM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
One with Bill Murray where he was on an airplane and would talk to everyone about things on the plane
Like he would reccomend good articles in the magazines and how he like to put his seat back only half way at first and save the rest for later 10/9/2008 10:38:51 AM |
spydyrwyr All American 3021 Posts user info edit post |
^^dude, you're forgetting the best part of that... the repeated use of the term: "dinky wang."
"juth how dinky ith yo wang, mr. dinky wang?"
"wow, that is very dinky. get off my show dinky wang." 10/9/2008 11:08:46 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
did somebody mention the chris walken skits, Pranksters and The Census 10/9/2008 11:14:30 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Census is one of my all time favorites
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtuPvwBa2U 10/9/2008 11:29:14 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
"wow..i really...overshot it...with the 80"
lol 10/9/2008 11:31:33 AM |
tl All American 8430 Posts user info edit post |
Consumer Probe with Irwin Mainway (Candace Bergen and Dan Aykroyd)
Irwin Mainway: Okay, Miss, I wanna correct you, alright. The full name of this product, as it appears in stores all over the county, is Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk. I mean, nothing goes wrong.. little girls buy 'em, you know, they play games, they make up stories, nobody gets hurt. I mean, so Barbie takes a knife once in a while, or Ken gets cut. You know, there's no harm in that. I mean, as far as I can see, you know?
Consumer Reporter: Alright. Fine. Fine. Well, we'd like to show you another one of Mr. Mainway's products. It retails for $1.98, and it's called Bag O' Glass. [ holds up bag of glass ] Mr. Mainway, this is simply a bag of jagged, dangerous, glass bits.
Irwin Mainway: Yeah, right, it's you know, it's glass, it's broken glass, you know? It sells very well, as a matter of fact, you know? It's just broken glass, you know?
Consumer Reporter: [ laughs ] I don't understand. I mean, children could seriously cut themselves on any one of these pieces!
Irwin Mainway: Yeah, well, look - you know, the average kid, he picks up, you know, broken glass anywhere, you know? The beach, the street, garbage cans, parking lots, all over the place in any big city. We're just packaging what the kids want! I mean, it's a creative toy, you know? If you hold this up, you know, you see colors, every color of the rainbow! I mean, it teaches him about light refraction, you know? Prisms, and that stuff! You know what I mean?
Consumer Reporter: So, you don't feel that this product is dangerous?
Irwin Mainway: No! Look, we put a label on every bag that says, "Kid! Be careful - broken glass!" I mean, we sell a lot of products in the "Bag O'" line.. like Bag O' Glass, Bag O' Nails, Bag O' Bugs, Bag O' Vipers, Bag O' Sulfuric Acid. They're decent toys, you know what I mean? 10/9/2008 11:55:06 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
knock, knock
"who's there?"
"pizza, mam"
"i didn't order a pizza"
"...telegram"
"wait a minute, you just said it was pizza, who's the telegram from?"
"...landshark"
"well now you're just pulling my leg, you're not the AHHHHHH" 10/9/2008 11:59:49 AM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
also Will Ferrell at the dinner table with Sarah Michelle Gellar 10/9/2008 12:35:10 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5503 Posts user info edit post |
Sally O'Malley http://video.aol.com/video-detail/sally-omalley/2640798403
Jeanie Darcy http://video.aol.com/video-detail/jeanie-darcy-at-st-josephs-hospital/3479999998
[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 1:03 PM. Reason : JD] 10/9/2008 12:57:30 PM |
WolfAce All American 6458 Posts user info edit post |
Here's the 'Shopping at Jeffrey's' skit.
Would have been better if Jimmy Fallon could ever keep a straight face.
http://www.jibjab.com/view/104531 10/9/2008 1:48:42 PM |
Brass Monkey All American 13560 Posts user info edit post |
^ actually I think the fact that no one besides Will Ferrell can keep a straight face throughout it is a testament to how funny that skit is. There's another Jeffrey's episode that has Pierce Brosnan in it. Will Ferrell pulls out this tiny phone/blackberry and has to put on microglasses that jewelers and surgeons performing microsurgery have to wear in order to read his emails/text messages.
I can't believe no one's mentioned the skit with Jim Carrey as the lifeguard of the jacuzzi.
[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 2:05 PM. Reason : ] 10/9/2008 1:54:02 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11088 Posts user info edit post |
Wow, surprised this has not been mentioned yet
10/9/2008 2:05:12 PM |
agentlion All American 13936 Posts user info edit post |
did Will Ferrell ever really lose it during a sketch? I think he came close during one of the ones with him and Rachel Dratch in the hot tub, where they play the strange professors, but I can't think of a time when he really lost his composure or really broke character, even when everyone else in the scene did. 10/9/2008 2:30:26 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11088 Posts user info edit post |
^ Weekend update where he suffers from voice imodulation He doesn't completely lose it but he comes close The tub scene too. That is what really made it funny 10/9/2008 4:01:04 PM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
^yeah, also that one sketch where he was a crazy thug doctor with jerry seinfeld
[Edited on October 9, 2008 at 4:47 PM. Reason : add Ø] 10/9/2008 4:43:48 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Seinfeld in Oz
Juliana Margulies spitting apple pie into Chris Kattan's mouth. 10/9/2008 5:30:36 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Whoever can go the longest without commiting male rape wins the contest 10/9/2008 5:37:13 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo_seinfeld-in-oz_people 10/9/2008 6:06:10 PM |
synapse play so hard 60939 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is useless without youtube videos 10/9/2008 7:01:50 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
The Chris Farley Show with Paul McCartney Goulet with Jay-Z 10/9/2008 7:11:23 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Take it up with NBC 10/9/2008 7:15:19 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Tales of Fraud and Malfeasance in Railroad Hiring Practices 10/9/2008 7:52:38 PM |
Vulcan91 All American 13893 Posts user info edit post |
The Twin Peaks spoof 10/9/2008 8:07:17 PM |
federal All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "also Will Ferrell at the dinner table with Sarah Michelle Gellar" |
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!10/9/2008 8:11:46 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Jingleheimer Junction 10/9/2008 8:16:06 PM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
where that debbie downer skit where they all just totally fuck up and start laughing 10/10/2008 12:18:06 AM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Downer-Visits-Disney-World 10/10/2008 1:07:58 AM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
^I laughed pretty hard when everyone started breaking character that episode. It's when Lohan was hot right? 10/10/2008 1:10:38 AM |
hkrock All American 1014 Posts user info edit post |
I CAN DO 100 PUSHUPS IN 20 MINUTES 10/10/2008 4:20:26 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
UNCLE JEMIMA'S PURE MASH LIQUOR 10/10/2008 4:47:37 AM |
needlesmcgir All American 2427 Posts user info edit post |
The freaking one with Andrew Dice Clay and John Luvitz where they parody "Raging Bull." Man that is hilarious and I can't find a video of it anywhere.
Do they play these old SNL episodes anymore? 10/10/2008 12:00:09 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
In that Debbie Downer sketch where everyone breaks, whenever he's not on camera, Horatio Sanz is cramming his face with food. It's tremendously unprofessional...but what do you expect from a cokehead who still manages to weigh 350 pounds. 10/10/2008 2:07:33 PM |
Vulcan91 All American 13893 Posts user info edit post |
I gotta say this thread has just pissed me off because half of these are nowhere to be found on the Internet so I can't go watch them. 10/10/2008 2:38:30 PM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^I laughed pretty hard when everyone started breaking character that episode. It's when Lohan was hot right?" |
very, but who was that blonde, she was stunning10/10/2008 3:03:37 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
10/10/2008 3:09:09 PM |