This is what I'm talking about




Hot dog/bratwurst/kielbasa + French's Spicy Brown = awesome

Add any combination of the following condiments to make it even more awesome:
onions
coleslaw
sauerkraut
chili
melted jack cheese


[Edited on October 8, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2008 3:56:55 PM

This is what I'm talking about

10/8/2008 4:00:17 PM

Why is this saab guy alway ragging on the metro



sure its a bit smelly, but its very affordable and efficient

10/8/2008 4:10:22 PM

You know what, I haven't had mustard in such a long time that I don't even remember what it tastes like!

Also, I just started eating peanut butter 2 weeks ago after a 5+ year break. I never really liked it then, and neither do I like it that much now, but I just eat for health reasons, and because I make a kickass PB sandwich that tastes awesome. Other ingredients are a secret!

10/8/2008 6:02:22 PM

Ha aint that a bitch? I'm ketchup motherfucker. Mustard...zap yo dumb ass.

10/8/2008 7:58:09 PM

yyum i love mustard! i didn't used to like regular yellow mustard--only honey and brown. but now i LOVE yellow mustard too. i don't know why. i think because it is salty and i like all things salty.

10/8/2008 7:59:48 PM

10/12/2008 1:51:40 PM

^^you would like salty things!! SNAP

10/12/2008 1:52:58 PM

Why has no one posted this yet?

10/12/2008 1:53:17 PM

Quote :

"IS THAT A FUCKING PRETZEL WITH MOUUUSTAARD ON IT? FUCK THAT METRO SHIT SON."

i think it's a penis pretzel squirting mustard splooge into/onto a vagina pretzel

i could just be really horny and/or sexually frustrated, though

[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 1:55 PM. Reason : image]

10/12/2008 1:54:28 PM

NAW SON, THAT'S JUST PLAIN NASTY SON.

IT'S ALSO METRO SON.

10/17/2008 9:31:41 AM

YOU SHOULD'VE TYPED IT MUSTURD, SON!

10/17/2008 9:32:58 AM

GOD DAMN THAT'S A GOOD IDEA SON.

IT IS TURD-LIKE SON.

10/17/2008 9:34:35 AM

GOT LITTLE BROWN THINGS IN IT, SON!

[Edited on October 17, 2008 at 9:37 AM. Reason : ALL CAPS IS KINDA FUN, SON! (Sometimes.)]

10/17/2008 9:36:34 AM

SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS SON:

ARE THOSE SPOTS MADE OF PULVERIZED DOG SHIT?

10/17/2008 9:45:07 AM

IT'S MOST LIKELY MUSTARD SEED, SON!

THE "BROWN THINGS" BIT WAS JUST A METAPHOR, SON!

WE'RE TALKING NUANCES HERE, SON!

10/17/2008 10:12:29 AM

HMMMMMM

10/17/2008 10:24:19 AM

Mustard is fucking awesome. I put the white-trash yellow shit on burgers and hot dogs, Grey Poupon on my tuna sammiches, and Gulden's spicy brown on sausages and bratwurst, with a pile of hot sauerkraut. Yes, I keep 3 kinds of mustard in the fridge.

10/17/2008 10:28:37 AM