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10/13/2008 9:03:03 PM

let me tell you a little thing about private dances

they're ok with requests to rub your nose along a c-section scar.

10/13/2008 9:04:21 PM

JCASHFAN has good strip club stories.

I wonder what Jen is doing this weekend.

10/13/2008 9:04:59 PM

^^w-t-f?

10/13/2008 9:05:59 PM

10/13/2008 9:06:32 PM

All of Josh's friends decided that he was marrying the coolest girl ever.

I love everything about trashy women. I'm like a bad Confederate Railroad song.

God gave me chubs to keep me on the straight and narrow.
Deep down there is a stripper/porn star dying to get out.

10/13/2008 9:06:46 PM

lol strip club after party post-BBQ

10/13/2008 9:06:46 PM

I think it'd be fun to go a strip club with pshoes

Quote :

"All of Josh's friends decided that he was marrying the coolest girl ever."

Most of his friends are my friends. So of course they think that


[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:07 PM. Reason : posters]

10/13/2008 9:06:56 PM

hahaha

i too have stories of private dances and dirty whores

10/13/2008 9:07:04 PM

Well, then...spill.

10/13/2008 9:07:47 PM

i feel like such a prude

10/13/2008 9:08:11 PM

I'll change that.

Lemme put it in your butt.

10/13/2008 9:08:27 PM

My brother SOMEHOW manages to get strippers actual REAL phone numbers.
And get him some. He is a lady phenom.
I love to go out with him.

10/13/2008 9:08:29 PM

i once punched a stripper after she bit my nipple

10/13/2008 9:08:44 PM

^^nooo that hurts

^id have done the same thing


[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:09 PM. Reason : ]

10/13/2008 9:09:17 PM

Quote :

"^^nooo that hurts"

Then it was done very wrong.

10/13/2008 9:10:06 PM

unless that was the point.

10/13/2008 9:11:01 PM

The last time a stripper bit my nipple, I just bit hers.

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:12 PM. Reason : what is up with strippers and biting?]

10/13/2008 9:11:50 PM

i actually dont feel comfortable talking about anal in front of tww
but for the record, i have never had anal sex

10/13/2008 9:12:09 PM

i too, have lied on the internet

10/13/2008 9:13:03 PM

My friend that loves strip clubs goes to Uptown Cabaret quite often. It's supposed to be more upscale. I'd suggest reading the FAQ section. It's open all night.

http://uptowncabaretclubs.com/

10/13/2008 9:14:40 PM

i thought we were keeping that on the dl

10/13/2008 9:15:27 PM

I have.
And the first time, it was awesome.
For some odd reason, every other time hasn't been.
It's like backwards virginity.


Ooookay.
Back to strippers.

10/13/2008 9:15:43 PM

i think uptown is the strip club terpball tried to get me to go to
he said it was cuz they had good eggs

10/13/2008 9:16:43 PM

hahaha i used to go fairly often when i lived in fayetteville...either with the bf and friends or with my (female) bff. strip clubs are fun and usually have awesome drink specials, too.

10/13/2008 9:20:32 PM

i've went to one strip club ever and the shit scarred me for life...paradise club in alamance county...

10/13/2008 9:22:10 PM

^^I keep trying to get my frat sisters to go to one of the male revues in fayetteville. Bunch of fuddy duddies.

brassmonkey <3
I'll check out the photo gallery when I'm not at work, but Jen-like spelling aside, I think I like this place.

Quote :

"Breakfast is served on Friday and Saturday nights from 1:30am until 2:45am."

Awesome.

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:23 PM. Reason : asd]

10/13/2008 9:23:10 PM

i went to the male review at cagney's or whatever it's called once with a bunch of women i worked with. it was the most hilarious shit EVER. haha one of the stripper guys wanted my number. they had $2 daquiris and frozen margaritas that night, too.



[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : omg grammar]

10/13/2008 9:25:35 PM

eww. the thought of male strippers just gives me the heebies.

10/13/2008 9:26:52 PM

Quote :

"i've went to the male review at cagney's or whatever it's called once with a bunch of women i worked with."

That's the one I was thinking of.

^Man, why??

10/13/2008 9:27:29 PM

The thought of all that gyrating penis just skeers me.

10/13/2008 9:28:58 PM

all this talk of booty sex and male strippers give you the heebies
waaat

10/13/2008 9:29:14 PM

i can do a wicked helicopter

i practice in the shower b/c it makes the water fly everywhere and i giggle

10/13/2008 9:29:27 PM

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PEE

10/13/2008 9:30:03 PM

what is a helicopter?

10/13/2008 9:30:07 PM

oh lord



[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:31 PM. Reason : it involves a penis..spinning around like a helicopter]]

10/13/2008 9:31:18 PM

Quote :

"all this talk of booty sex and male strippers give you the heebies"

I know! It's weird. I'll admit to it.
But I have never found men particularly sexy.

10/13/2008 9:31:30 PM

http://www.meatspin.com

kinda like that^^^

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:31 PM. Reason : .]

10/13/2008 9:31:42 PM

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10/13/2008 9:31:43 PM

^

10/13/2008 9:32:07 PM

Yah. It's when they take their weenis and gyrate their hips just so to make it go WEEEEEEEEEE.

10/13/2008 9:32:15 PM

Quote :

"YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY :-)"

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : omg]

10/13/2008 9:33:13 PM

y'all aren't talking about cagney's in goldsboro, are you?

cause that would seriously make me lol

didn't know there was a place called cagney's in raleigh

10/13/2008 9:33:37 PM

i have to be careful i create a breeze

10/13/2008 9:34:12 PM

i am not clicking on that link

10/13/2008 9:34:46 PM

^^^no, fayetteville

[Edited on October 13, 2008 at 9:35 PM. Reason : ]

10/13/2008 9:34:48 PM

Quote :

"Breakfast is served on Friday and Saturday nights from 1:30am until 2:45am."

I, too, have attended strip clubs (dozens of times), but I'd never eat at one, haha

10/13/2008 10:08:56 PM

OH my beloved christine. I dont think anything can top our trip to the foxy lady, dollhouse, my dancing with the old stripper, the stripper we wouldn't fuck with josh's pein, and then the trip down glasscock

10/13/2008 10:59:21 PM

I love strip clubs and if this were being done in Raleigh I would like to go along on this trip.

Usually I'm the only girl with a bunch of guys at the club, but I'm willing to compromise for Christine!

10/13/2008 11:13:37 PM

^ I'm willing to pay you to come here and put on a show for me

10/13/2008 11:15:14 PM