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"Mario Kart Comic"

I about had a meltdown the other night over that goddamn game when my wife beat me. She never beats me at video games.

Of course, she laughed her ass off every time she got a lightening bolt or some other gay shit.


[Edited on October 14, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : d]

10/14/2008 11:05:20 AM

i think the angry video game nerd's rant about teenage mutant ninja turtles might be the best profanity laced tirade about a video game i've ever heard

i started incorporating some of his lingo while i was playing ninja gaiden

10/14/2008 11:37:58 AM

Mario Kart is the most democratic game of all time, but it's so hilarious.

I had a couple of friends who would shout "Barbara Streisand" after the South Park episode that showed her true colors.

10/14/2008 11:56:42 AM

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"way to be obtuse over even the simplest shit you fat piece of shit"

RAWR RAWR ANGER ISSUES ON THE INTERNET

10/14/2008 12:01:58 PM

And Boom goes the Dynamite.

10/14/2008 3:35:30 PM

i've recently caught myself saying "oh for crying out loud!!!"

what am i, like 60 years old?

10/14/2008 6:10:04 PM

A++ thread, definitely brought the funny, will read again.

10/14/2008 10:22:58 PM

I've found myself yelling "Whore!"

It's gotten so bad, it's started to bleed over into regular life. Accidentally called a coworker at a restaurant a whore jokingly when she was messin with me.

The look of shock and amazement on her face was priceless.

10/14/2008 10:36:00 PM

mine typically revolve around threats of forced sexual encounters and only letting up after a significant climate change at an indeterminable point in the future.

10/14/2008 10:36:18 PM

^ I'll rape you till hell freezes over?

10/14/2008 10:37:02 PM

I called my friend a "cockbite" during a game of halo 3, which is one i have never used elsewhere

10/14/2008 10:39:32 PM

"fuck shit titty ass cunt" is one i've heard recently. i forget which game he was playing.

11/3/2008 9:58:06 PM

I was about to say "Paging Christine" but I see that has been taken care of.

11/3/2008 10:00:27 PM

I'm considering putting a recording devide in my bf's brother's room next time he gets worked up. I'm sure he'll jazz up the expletives once he knows it's in there.

11/4/2008 6:08:10 AM

I was wondering what you were going to say in this thread, seeing as how you don't play vidya games.

11/4/2008 6:09:59 AM

I do play video games, however.

In all seriousness, I have a serious problem with getting addicted to video games. Were you to patiently show me the ropes of any particular game, I've been known to run with it and constantly play that mothefucker for a month.

11/4/2008 6:13:03 AM

That's exactly why I can't play RPG's. I can only play low level fighters, beat-em ups, twitch games, and button mashers. Also, the "revolution" series of games (DDR, Rock Band, etc.)

I'm a "video game explorer", wherein I have to talk to every NPC and garner every special item, secret, and exploit every glitch.

11/4/2008 6:16:20 AM

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"I love how video games turn everyone into sufferers of Tourette's."

Also, my old roommate once yelled, "SHITTIN' OVARIES!" He usually just makes up nonsense words though.

11/4/2008 7:27:33 AM

I fucking love being quoted!

11/4/2008 2:37:51 PM

I swear, but at my dudes that fucked up, not just swearing generally

Like I won't just be like "FUCK"

Instead I'll be like "Goddamn Moss you cumsickle, how the fuck do your drop that pass !?!"

11/4/2008 2:39:41 PM

PWNT!!!

11/4/2008 2:51:45 PM

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"YOU NEO-NAZI BARBRA STREISAND FEMINIST BITCH!"

11/4/2008 2:54:07 PM