$600+ for some cavernous cooter


no thank you!

Idiot.

10/30/2008 7:43:51 AM

Quote :

""The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps! - Eleanor Roosevelt""

Only a marine would be proud of this statement.

10/30/2008 7:44:58 AM

i forgot to set it up

this thread wasn't worry anyway

10/30/2008 7:47:03 AM

thanks for perpetuating the stereotype

ytmnd

10/30/2008 7:47:29 AM

hahaha her kid heard me talking to her on the phone and was like "you talking to a boy?" and she was like no it's a girl and i said tell her i'm sick. A minute later she says my name and the kid is like that's a boy's name hahaha

10/30/2008 10:52:04 PM

i really hope either she gives you aids or you get her pregnant and she has to explain that shit.

10/30/2008 10:54:07 PM

i would really love to get her pregnant and have her tell her man its his that would be tha shit

on a side note let me explain myself, I don't know what it is but bangin someone's chick just turns me on when i'm penetrating the bitch i'm just thinkin ya bitch i got yo chick

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : in]

10/30/2008 10:57:46 PM

how bout you bang the husband instead? that'll show him

10/30/2008 11:00:29 PM

^^LUCKILY THAT KIND OF MENTALITY TENDS TO STAMP ITSELF OUT IN SHORT ORDER SON.

10/30/2008 11:01:30 PM

I too have paid an enormous amount of money and used an entire weekend to hook up with a married chick who probably banged it out with her husband right before she gave me sloppy seconds.

I'm going to wager that she's busted as hell with multiple diseases.

10/30/2008 11:01:36 PM

^i hope so

10/30/2008 11:02:05 PM

:facepalm:

10/30/2008 11:05:30 PM

don't you have a girl?

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10/30/2008 11:06:42 PM

napalm more like it

10/30/2008 11:06:43 PM

this is one of the worst threads in TWW history.

10/30/2008 11:07:16 PM

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE SECURING OUR FREEDOM.

THESE PEOPLE.

THIS GUY.

HIM.

i'm so disenfranchised with the human race that I double posted.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:09 PM. Reason : asdfasdfasfasdas]

10/30/2008 11:08:58 PM

^^That's a very aggressive statement.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:09 PM. Reason : .]

10/30/2008 11:09:14 PM

why the fuck are you trying to bwn a married chick?

are you that fucking desperate to get your dick wet?

goddamn....have some morals, son.

10/30/2008 11:10:34 PM

Quote :

"seriously...can you not just get it by spending 1/10 of what you'd spend going to LA taking some girl out for dinner and drinks??"

i really, really hope that one day you're in love and the bitch fucks you over and hurts you so much that you want to kill yourself.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:12 PM. Reason : oh, and people like you are the reason stereotypes exist]

10/30/2008 11:12:15 PM

Quote :

"THESE ARE THE PEOPLE SECURING OUR FREEDOM. THESE PEOPLE. THIS GUY. HIM."

10/30/2008 11:13:02 PM

that's not a nice thing to wish, even on scum like this

10/30/2008 11:13:12 PM

been there done that except for the killing part i just wanna kill other people especially ragheads

10/30/2008 11:13:31 PM

i didn't say i hope he kills himself. i said i hope he's so hurt that he wants to. there's a difference

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:14 PM. Reason : obviously you haven't really or you wouldn't put someone else through it]

10/30/2008 11:14:02 PM

ahahahaha

on second thought, are we sure this guy isn't trolling

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:15 PM. Reason : he seems too stereotypical and stupid to be a real person]

10/30/2008 11:14:17 PM

ok

he's trolling.

to be sure, no self-respecting member of our admirable armed forces would call anyone a raghead.

certainly not.

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : dsasasa]

10/30/2008 11:15:24 PM

if only all you lil bitches knew half the shit that goes on but lets not talk about the whole military thing lets keep it to the subject me bangin a married chick with 2 kids in LA for the weekend

10/30/2008 11:15:33 PM

<-- knows "what goes on".

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 11:16:23 PM

i was talkin about that

and it's pretty pathetic

10/30/2008 11:16:49 PM

Pics or didn't happen (on Monday).

What if your plane crashed and everyone but you lived?

10/30/2008 11:17:25 PM

ohh really ncsugirl83 let me tell you about the time we had to send in our corpsman to help out this dude from the iraqi police who got ganged raped by the iraqi army that was hilarious

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason :d]

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:21 PM. Reason : d in]

10/30/2008 11:19:24 PM

oh, and i was under the impression that you guys weren't over there to "kill ragheads" but to help stabilize the country and aid in the creation of a new government


^I KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN IRAQ

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 11:19 PM. Reason : ]

10/30/2008 11:19:26 PM

Yeah your right we're not killin ragheads anymore and I don't consider it a war zone anymore

but anyway it's next weekend and i'll have pics up with her and her kids hahaha maybe sum cumshots damn i just get a hard on thinkin about it

10/30/2008 11:34:30 PM

you're an idiot.

10/30/2008 11:41:01 PM

Before my post last night, it was still fairly believable that this guy and this thread are legit.

That is no longer the case.

10/31/2008 12:00:39 AM

Sometimes I'm ashamed of my university

10/31/2008 12:04:53 AM

Quote :

"hey you're a huge piece of shit"

10/31/2008 12:12:47 AM

Your dick rotting off yet?

11/2/2008 1:26:58 AM

lawlz

11/2/2008 1:28:33 AM

it's next weekend not this I can't wait

11/2/2008 2:21:47 AM

i bet you cant...why don't you do the world a favor and drive your camaro off a cliff (stay in it)

11/2/2008 2:25:16 AM

Here's how it's gonna go down:
Thursday
1145 - arrive at lax
1530 - pick her up from work and fuck until
2100- drop her off at home
Friday
0600- pick her up from home and fuck until
2359- drop her off at home
Saturday
1330- leave lax
2100- arrive at rdu

11/2/2008 2:31:33 AM

you are too fucking cool man...seriously where can I buy a white z28 camaro with the mexi-body-kit because I wanna be just like you

11/2/2008 2:37:51 AM

I bought it from Chris Leith Chevrolet in wake forest in 2001 stocked, I've seen them around at used car dealers I'll let you know next time I see one.

11/2/2008 2:40:21 AM

seriously off yourself....swallow some cyanide punk

11/2/2008 2:42:53 AM

567 is a bitchin amount for a hooker

11/2/2008 2:51:35 AM

I figured it's a good deal

It costs around $200/hour to get a hooker around here, so I could get one for 3 hours and that be $600

I get to fuck her for almost a whole day (24 hours)

She is not a hooker but is just as good

I get to visit LA and be away from nc

11/2/2008 3:08:51 AM

bttt just to make everyone hate me

11/2/2008 11:50:40 AM

eh, go downtown and get it for $20

11/2/2008 11:51:32 AM

This thread makes me laugh.

11/2/2008 11:57:52 AM

you should spend the money on that missing 3rd pedal

11/2/2008 11:59:51 AM