Str8BacardiL
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Dear Liddy,
Why the hell don't you live in North Carolina? I have a rotting jack-o-lantern that would be a more effective senator than you have been.
Why do you insist on running the GODLESS radio ads at 6am when my alarm clock is going off, jerking me from my blissful slumber into nightmare of you stabbing my flesh with a pitchfork. I always see you as that weird, creepy manniquin thing from Saw; Slowly rolling out of the dark, staring with vacant, expressionless eyes, and laughing at my demise.
Also, have you had some work done? Your face looks very tight these days. Not as in "hair braided too tightly" but more like "fat person in pants two sizes too small". You may want to look into that.
Needless to say I will not be casting my vote for you. It's not me, it's you. I'm just me and you're a bitter old hag. I hope you understand.
Best Regards,
Str8BacardiL  11/4/2008 1:45:05 AM
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